Title

Catwoman combined with the Joker

by Fanfic Fetishist
Storyline Supervillain Girlfriends
Characters Catwoman Catwoman Joker
Category
Previous Chapter Who is transformed?

Community Raiting:

Your Raiting: You must login to rate the chapter


Catwoman didn't know a thing about magic.
 
She just knew certain psychotic clowns shouldn't have anything to do with it.  
 
"WHOO HOO!" Joker shouted, cackling madly.  "Oh, believe it or not, kittencat, I'm actually glad you're here!" 
 
The two of them stood before a shining, golden mirror, one which radiated eldritch energy.  Catwoman, whip at the ready, glared at him.  "Oh?  And why's that, nutjob?"  
 
"Because, and I'm just gonna flat out admit this, I'm in love with Batman," Joker said.
 
Several images came to Catwoman's head.  None of them pleasant, and she shuddered.  
 
Joker seemed unoffended.  "But he's most definitely in love with you!" he continued.  "That's why I brought this!  A magical mirror of fusion!  It can combine the lives of two whole people, making them one!  Altering their backstory accordingly for all involved!"
 
Catwoman, to her horror, suddenly knew where this was going.  "No... NO WAY!" she shouted, turning to run.  She wasn't about to become one with the Joker!!
 
Before she could leap away, though, Joker pulled out a large boxing glove gun and fired it.  The boxing glove had a brick in it, which shattered on impact with Catwoman's head, knocking her out.  Whistling, Joker picked up Catwoman and walked towards the full-length magical mirror.  He patted Catwoman's ample postier.  "Well, I can see why Batsy likes you," he conceded, chuckling.  "Let's see how I look with it."  
 
Carrying Catwoman, he stepped into the mirror, the two being absorbed by the crystalline surface.  There was a bright flash of light, and a luxuriously well-built woman in purple spandex sauntered out of the mirror, green fur cuffs around the gloves and boots.  Her top was unzipped, exposing a generous amount of cleavage and bare, pale skin.  
 
The woman's lips were blood red, her short green hair hidden by a cat-shaped cowl.  She purred, looking at herself in the mirror... and she remembered.
 
Sneak-thief Selina Kyle, the Catwoman, early in her career, had been chased into a chemical plant by the Batman.  A clumsy mistake on her part had her fall into a vat of acidic chemicals, which bleached her skin white, mutated her hair to a permanent green color, and permanently damaged her brain.  On that day, she finally got the joke that was life.  A joke she wanted to share with the deliciously sexy Batman.  And oh, she could tell he wanted her.  If it weren't for those pesky morals, the two would be fucking so hard right now...
 
Selina Kyle, the Madcat, threw her head back and began to laugh at the glorious comedy of it all...


Next Chapters

Or add your own

SuperStories Wall


C.King - 3/22/2017 5:03 PM
To Pick a villain, first pick a hero. Likely one we haven't used is best. Superman, Thor, Iron Man, Flash or whatever... Then select connected villains or theme villains.
Darth Elsa - 3/22/2017 3:51 PM
GAV, how about some Enchantress being Thor's love salve...maybe have some lezzie action and have it be Jane Foster version of Thor.
Darth Elsa - 3/22/2017 3:50 PM
Looking forward to it pal. Working on a Devilish Woman chapter in the meantime
JimmyKasche - 3/22/2017 11:00 AM
I had an idea for a really terrible pun t-shirt for Barbara in pink lanterns... I'll try and add it a little later when I get the chance :P
gothamalleyviper - 3/22/2017 9:27 AM
Interesting stuff on Pink Lanterns folks. Which Villian(s) should Peter Rabbit and crew go after first for Heros rewarded Easter?
Yang Xiao Long - 3/21/2017 6:35 PM
Working on a Pink Lantern chapter.
Yang Xiao Long - 3/20/2017 11:58 PM
Sorry that chapter took some time. Hope to see people help with Pink Lanterns - Emissaries of Lust. I have been enjoying it and would love to see what you guys could bring to the table.
C.King - 3/20/2017 10:26 AM
I was thinking of adding humor by having Mother and Father Day acting like Sitcom parents, especially the 1950's perfect parent versions.
gothamalleyviper - 3/20/2017 9:50 AM
Nice one King, but I have an idea to make sure we have comedy in there.
ESchorcho - 3/18/2017 11:25 AM
Nice work, GAV. I'm really enjoying this holiday-themed story and am glad that you expanded it to include most holidays. I'm really looking forward to what the Easter Bunny has in store!



You must be a member to post to the wall