‘Why does this look like a virus?’ You ask yourself, ‘What the heck I am ditching this phone next week, right?’
You install ‘Mojo’s Omni-verse Porn App’ that you got an email inviting you to. The link takes you to the OS System’s App store, Mojo’ Omni-verse Entertainment a verified company and products are verified by the App Store managers. The Porn App is right at the top of their offerings, having launched about… Twenty Minutes ago? Talk about getting in on the ground level…
The propts are normal for a free app, ‘in-game purchases,’ ‘access media directories,’ and such. It installs almost instantly. You hit the open button and bring up the app.
A title card reading “MOJO’S OMNI-VERSE PORN APP!” flashes up followed by another reading “A MOJO’S OMNI-VERSE ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCT”. That’s normal-ish. The next thing that popped up is scary as hell! A disgusting giant pimple of a ‘person’ takes up the left third of your phone screen and starts making all sorts of rapid and erratic mouth and arm movements and then thankfully a text bubble covers him over.
“Welcome to the Porn App,” it reads, “By installing and using this App you agree that you are of legal age to view pornographic material in your locality. We offer the omni-verse’s best selection of porno videos. In our premium section you can find the freshest and most interesting sex videos staring your favorites, after 90 days highlight clips from our premium section will be posted in the free section! Don’t forget to rate the videos!”
The thing disappeared before the text bubble did thankfully. The icon at the top was labeled ‘Free Clips’, the second was labeled ‘Premium Content’ and a third tab was labeled “Suggestions and Searches.”
You click the ‘Free Clips’ button and you are brought to an empty video library, ok. Backing out you go to ‘Premium Content’ and it has a number of clips in there, but they are all blacked out and labeled ‘Not avalible at this time.’ What the hell, who launches a video service without any videos at launch time? You go to the Suggestions and Searches’ intent on suggesting they post some content!
Oh god the pimple thing is back, and so is the speech bubble.
“Can’t find what you are looking for, looking for a particular kink? If we have it already this will direct you to those videos, if not, well we have a solution for that! We’ll make it for you, Right NOW!”
There was a page brake, you tap the text bubble.
“Yes, folks you read that right, we have a staff of stars on tap to record and stream to you your fresh idea right to your devise! Now here is the terms and conditions, once recorded the video will be posted to the premium content section and then after 90 days it highlights will go on the Free Content section… But as a thank you for your help in helping us help others with your fresh idea, you get access to our production of your idea for free! Yes folks, you don’t have to pay to watch the fantasy you shared with us. Now let’s see what new ideas you have to offer!”
The bubbles and the Pimple Man disappeared. Behind them was a search system, it had a place for a name, a drop menu for an action, another place for a name and then an additional things drop menu.
So that was the gimic, they crowd source the ideas, skip scripts and just rush a few porn stars into costume and make up and then film them screwing. You start the name search by trying to put in a few names you are sure they would have, and supprisingly they gave you options. Cheetarah… 1980’s version, XXX Paridoy version, or 201X version? Wonder Woman… 1940’s -1950’s comic, TV show, Cartoons, 1970’s-1980’s, 1990’s-2010’s, New 52, and all sorts of side variations. Batman… Like every version possible. Katy Perry… One for each version of her in a Music Video, live appearance or even staged production. Susan Wayland… Way too many possibilities, well she is a fetish porn star to start off with.
“What to ask for?” You ask yourself.