Title

Batman

by Fanfic Fetishist
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Characters Batman Batman
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Previous Chapter DC/Marvel Universe

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Batman was rarely at a loss for words. But when a rock fell out of the sky and landed on his head with a cartoonish sound-effect, being at a loss for words was a rare thing. He picked up the rock, dusting it off and looking at it, smirking a little at the writing on it.


He felt a brief shuddering in his mind, the rock influencing him into making a wish, however it was so slight that even his highly trained mind didn't notice. It didn't help that he wasn't taking the rock's inscription seriously.


“Make a wish, huh...” Batman said,thinking. He chuckled, getting a silly idea. “Okay, here's some wishes for you. I wish that Catwoman was my obedient, unquestioning wife but still kept her normal personality otherwise, I wish that Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy were my totally loyal sex slaves/pets, I wish that all three were bustier than Power Girl, and I wish everyone else in the world remembered that it had always been this way.”


Batman felt the rock pulse briefly,but nothing happened visibly. He looked around, frowning, a worried feeling coming over him. Cautiously, he pocketed the stone and headed back to the Batmobile...


...only to find something new there. A plate of cat-shaped frosted cookies on the passenger side of the car. A note was on it in Catwoman's handwriting, stating for him to 'Enjoy!'


He cautiously took one of the cookies and ate it. It was delicious, and wasn't poisoned...


...he briefly felt a flash of memory being inserted in his mind, of a beautiful woman with huge breasts and long black hair kissing him on the cheek before he went out.


“Did my wish come true?” he said,finishing off the cookie and taking another one. They were really good.


He mulled over his options. He could go back and check on things, or continue his patrol, as nothing seemed off otherwise...


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gothamalleyviper - 5/24/2015 10:11 PM
ES, Had a stray thought about Rubber Queen... Has anyone gotten to Viki Vale or other news types yet?
Sailor Mercury - 5/22/2015 12:41 PM
Working on a new Infinity Gem Madness chapter. is a bit long so it might be a few hours.
gothamalleyviper - 5/21/2015 10:22 AM
Are there any requests for me to work on? If not I am just going hog wild.
gothamalleyviper - 5/20/2015 3:42 PM
I am holding on Rubber Queen until you post a chapter ES.
ESchorcho - 5/20/2015 3:28 PM
gothamalleyviper, do you want the next Rubber Queen chapter or should I take it?
Sailor Mercury - 5/20/2015 3:22 PM
Love the Frozen referance!
gothamalleyviper - 5/20/2015 2:33 PM
More madness, please send feed back or join in.
Sailor Mercury - 5/20/2015 1:15 PM
writing another Gem chapter
Sailor Mercury - 5/19/2015 6:10 AM
Alright. Just got up, and should have a chapter written and up around noon.
Sailor Mercury - 5/18/2015 9:38 PM
Will post a chapter in the morning



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