Batman and Wonder Woman were walking over to the central control deck to report in before teleporting out. Nightwing was waiting for them. Arms crossed and smug look on his face he leaned against a service closet.
"Something to say Dick?" Bruce knew that face all to well.
"You can fool everyone else," Dick chuckled a little, "They really do think you have no facial expressions. I know the truth. You tow might have been able to fool the high browed idiots but you didn't fool me."
"What are you blathering about?" Diana unleashed her best Amazonian disgust.
"Lust," Dick turned and opened the closet, "You two wouldn't last five minutes in this closet together with your pants on."
"This is hardly the time Dick," Bruce shook his head and started to walk past his adopted son.
"This is the perfect time," Dick smiled, "Right Raven? Happy Fathers day!"
Raven's magic shoved the two into the closet and barred the door. Bruce has slightly more control then Diana. In about thirteen seconds they were practically naked and humping very vigorously while screaming and moaning all too loudly for inside a closet.
Outside the closet Steel was wondering about the noise while walking past Nightwing and Raven leaning against a closet door.
"Nothing to see here man," Nightwing smiled, "move along."
A kick left a heeled boot impression stamped into the closet door. There was a moaning scream of "By the Goddesses!" from inside the closet.
"You're right," Steel shock his head, "Some things should never be known."
A message alert sounded in Nightwing's communicator, he about shit himself when he saw it.
"Hay Boss man!" Dick knocked on the closet, "Trouble back home."
The closet opened and Batman exited fully dressed and in foul mood again, Diana was a mess but she was dressed and glowing.
"Good for you?" Raven asked dryly.
"You have no idea..." Diana smiled.
The control deck
"What is wrong?" J'onn asked unsure of what he was feeling, "You seemed so happy moment's ago."
"Trouble in Gotham," Batman was being blunt, "Cheetah has agreed to spill the beans on the condition that she serves her sentence at a special secure facility. Catwoman is wanted in connection with dozens of counts of murder back in Gotham, and Poison Ivy
just busted out of Arkham. Time to go."
Before anyone could react, both Diana and Batman were gone. Nightwing and Raven were left to answer the questions as they walked in.
"Well?" J'Onn asked.
"Ah, I need to file a maintenance request," Nightwing played stupid, "One of the maintenance closets on the way over here seems to be busted. No idea how it happened."
"Right," J'Onn rolled his eyes.
"Where is she?" Batman bellowed as he teleported into the cave.
"Master?" both Fire and Ice were confused.
Batman walked past them to the holding cell. Cheetah was preening herself like a little kitty. Selina was curled up in the corner. Bruce opened the cell.
"Walk with me," Bruce called to Selina, "The rest of you stay here."
Selina had been crying, her catsuit was torn and she was an emotional wreck. But she followed him into a hidden and very private area of the cave. Batman seemed to shift back into Bruce once they entered the alcove.
"Holly," Bruce prompted.
"Thugs," Selina shock her head, "They tortured, raped, and killed her. I must have lost it. It was a blood bath. You were right, you were always right. Now my claws are soaked in blood."
"So why do you come to me?" Bruce asked coldly, "Cover up?"
"Judgment. Punishment," Selina looked down, "Surrender."
Bruce sat on the rock floor and observed the situation, Selina was a wreck, she was in the middle of an emotional breakdown, her claws were coated in drying blood. He already know who was responcible for Holly's death, but how would she react? He already
knew the answers.
J'Onn looked over the message from Gotham with Nightwing.
"What happened?" J'Onn couldn't connect the dots.
"This guy is an agent," Nightwing pointed at the police file picture of the reported apartment fire, "He passes along order and handles local contracts for the League of Shadows. As smart and ancient as Ra's and Talia are they are rather limited in their
thinking. The only one who could possibly understand the workings of their organizations is Ra's hand picked successor. The only reason that Bruce isn't seated with Talia at Ra;s side is because the 'cat witch keeps him entranced and away from his true destiny!'
So they automatically assumed that reason the Amazons where so effective against them must have been because Catwoman told Bruce to help them."
"Now this agent hired this Gotham street Gang to commit murder under the cover of a home invasion gone very wrong."
"It was Ra's Al Ghul and Talia his daughter," Bruce intoned.
"They ordered the hit meant for you. It is on their orders that Holly was killed. Now I am going to get them," Bruce leaned forward, "But I need only those that are going to follow my orders to the letter."
"Like the slut drones out there" Selina noted flatly.
"They volunteered to take a pledge to me while wrapped up in the Golden Lasso of Truth," Bruce noted.
"And what is Cheetah's story?" Selina asked.
"She saw that she was in over her head, so she asked for a deal," Bruce noted, "Full testimony for life."
"This isn't Blackgate," Selina looked around.
"She surrendered her self to be my slave."
Selina looked behind her towards the main area of the cave then looked forward to Bruce. There really was nothing else left was there.
"I plead guilty to the charges of murder," Selina kneeled in front of Bruce, "I accept your punishment as you judge me."
"I sentence you to a hundred years of slavery to the Bat," Batman intoned, his voice echoing on the cave walls, "To be served under oath binding with the Amazon Lasso of Truth."
Batman lead Catwoman from the cavern back to the main area, she had surrendered to him. He hadn't even needed to use any pheromones, now all that was needed was to have her take a oath of slavery.
"Diana," Bruce brought his latest slave to his Amazon, "Selina Kyle has requested to serve as my slave under Amazonian oath Binding as punishment for her crimes."
Diana help out the lasso, and Catwoman placed it around her neck, tightening it until it was almost about to strangle her.
"Repeat after me," Diana prompted.
"I swear myself to you Batman," Diana lead and Selina repeated, "As pushiment for my many crimes I accept my slavery to you. My mind, body and soul are yours to use as you please from now until forever," Selina preempted Diana on the last part.
"I only asked a hundred years of you," Bruce pulled the lasso off of Selina's neck.
"Master, my last wish as a free woman was to be your slave forever," Selina swooned.
There was a clicking of heels coming down the stairs, Alfred was being trailed by Zatanna as he brought food for all concerned. Zatanna was already drinking her morning protein smoothy still dressed in her latex bat uniform.
"Master," Zatanna smiled, "May we please have your permission for an orgy?"
Batman looked around, he had a devilish smile on his face.
"First I think we need to make some wardrobe alterations around here."