Title

Who has their hand on my ass? Just checking.

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline Barbra in latex land
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Previous Chapter LAZY SUNDAY AFTERNOON MY ASS

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Superman was acting very far from super right now.  Both Selina and Barbara stood leaning on a work bench commenting on his on coming aneurism while Bruce was in full Batman mode at the central computer terminal.  Barbara felt a hand on her ass.

"Who has their hand on my ass" Barbara asked aloud without looking behind her.

"Me," Dick smirked.

"Just checking," Barbara smiled.

There was a series of flashes from the main terminal.  Bruce turned and addressed everyone.

"Enough sitting here," Batman announced, "You find Rhino," Bruce ordered dick, "You find Ivy," Bruce pointed at Barbara, "You find Harley," He pointed at Selina, "You sit here are relay any searchs into the computer," He pointed at superman, "J'Onn, seal part of the watch tower and begin teleporting infected persons there until we can find a cure.  I'm going after HIM."

Both Dick and Barbara were speechless, Selina had a pretty good idea who "him" was but Clark was clueless.

"Who would be more important?" Superman asked.

"THE JOKER," Batman's voice growled.

"If he is loose then we are at a level five panic alert!"

"Dick's right," Barbara started off looking for the rest of her latex Batsuit, "If that guy is loose, we are in deep."

"Flash," Batman called into the communicator, "Where are you?  What is your situation?"

"Ahh," the communicator squawked, "Running along the Great Lakes, and Zoom is going on about the various sexual position we are going to go through.  And she keep trying to grab my ass!"

"Get her over the ocean till she tires out then J'Onn will teleport her into isolation."

As they were about to leave the whole cave rocked with sirens.

"Oh god," Dick said quietly.

"What's that?" Selina asked.

"Boom tube alert," Dick informed her, "It's an invasion."

"Clark go.  J'Onn who else do we have to handle it?" Batman asked, already knowing the answer.

"Diana is on the loose, but most of our other heavies are too far gone to be any use or are currently offline."

"May god have mercy on our souls," Batman sighed, "Send her."


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Sailor Mercury - 11/18/2014 3:50 PM
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venkman - 11/18/2014 2:35 AM
Coming out of lurking / semi retirement to join the chorus of approval for Ghosthands latest update. Inspired stuff. Hoping I'll be contributing again before year is out :)
ESchorcho - 11/17/2014 11:19 AM
I'm going to echo secondchance's compliments, Ghosthand. Excellent Wonder Woman's Hooker Adventure chapter. Keep up the great work!
secondchance - 11/16/2014 3:34 PM
Well Done Ghosthand on the Wonder Woman's Hooker adventure. I have ideas for Sammie at her new digs at the Candy Goose. I will take a shot at that soon and we can see what happens next for Dee :-)
ESchorcho - 11/12/2014 3:41 PM
What's your email, Dendro? That storyline is one of the only ones from the old Addventure that I have.
Dendro - 11/11/2014 1:11 AM
Hey ESchorcho, I was a fan of some of your work that was on the old Superstories. Do you have any copies of Buffy In Hell?
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Elschoro. I won´t write anything new for a long time i think :) Feel free to add something new to the Dracula Story :)
exidor455 - 11/10/2014 10:21 AM
I thought of an alternative offshoot for the Sleazy Reporter strand of SSSL.



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