Deadpool sat in a chair with a pipe huffing away.
Doom about exploded.
“What are you smoking?” Doom shouted.
“Deadpool, that is a blood pressure medication,” Doom sighed, “You swallow a pill with a glass of water, not smoke like crack.”
“What the writer shared with me.”
“Ah no,” Doom planted his face in his hand, “Not this forth wall stupidity again.”
“Doom,” Red Skull shouted as he entered, “I demand to … What is with Deadpool?”
“He is taking drugs in ways they were never meant to be taken and now he is starting with the forth wall stuff.”
“Never mind that!” Red Skull shouted, “Mandarin, MODAK, and myself feel it is time to take some preventative measures.”
Doreen Green; AKA Squirel Girl, was having her wedding gown fitted when she saw Wanda Maximof, Jean Grey, and Susan Richard walked in.
“You three don’t look like you’re the blushing bridesmaids you should be.”
“Alright girl’s lets scan her!” Wanda said as she began scanning Doreen for magical brainwashing.
“I haven’t been brainwashed,” Doreen smiled, “I just got to know him!”
“Right,” Susan took blood samples.
“Look, The first break was when I stopped Doom from taking over Conney Island solo,” Doreen chittered, “He just gave up as I came in.
I could tell he was just feeling down so I challenged him to a game I know I suck at.
Who would have thought Doom loved Skeetball?”
“You let him beat you at Skeetball,” Jean said as she scanned Her mind, “and now its wedding bells?"
“No, it is was after Doom went silent for a year,” Doreen had to pause as Wanda took her temperature, “After a month I went to check on him.
Turns out he was in recovery after almost blowing himself up.
The only people that came to check on him was his staff, Deadpool and myself.
Seems Deadpool went to ‘make sure Doom was rewritten.’ So he did some sort of forth dimension warding ritual.”
“Warding ritual?” Wanda asked.
“Four bottle of tequila and Deadpool streaking,” Doreen chittered, “I was about to ninja in and the doombots welcomed me and opened the door.”
“We are still scanning.”
“Dude,” Deadpool shouted, “The pixels.”
“She even has a sweet singing voice,” Doom said calmly.
“Huddle,” Red Skull Shouted, “No sighs of mind control, brainwashing or blackmail.”
“No magical spells,” Mandarin said calmly.