Title

Lets see who is the biggest diva?

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline Perfect Targets
Characters Batman Catwoman Joker
Category Mind Control
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Bruce pulled out the smartphone like devise, took a picture of the farce unfolding in front of him and sent the message with it to his subordinates *YOU ARE DEAD!* and put the devise back into his suit.

"Bruce, if you wanted a kinky show you should have just called me!" Catwoman said as she leaned over his seat.

"What are you doing here?" Bruce asked.

"I'm kidnaping you," Selina said sliding back her cowl and plopping down in a chair, "You will thank me later."

Bruce glaired at Selina.  Selina held out her hand towards Bruce.

"The hat the diva is wearing is size 10/6 from Carol Costume Company, as are the platoon of Dowdow Birds that use to be background dancers, and the Clown is here for the strip-tease on stage.  Your cell phone please," Selina smiled.

"Why?" Bruce handed over the blackberry, "Why are you kidnapping me?"

"To make it easier for Batman to come to the rescue," Selina stuck her tongue out as she texted, "Jarvis made my shit list after that stunt last week, Gaga has been on my shit list since she opened her mouth, and Joker is always on my shit list.  I kidnap you and make a demand that the ransom be paid to the Gotham Animal shelter's donation account and I am top of the headlines.  Batman rescues you first on my way out, then saves the rest of the day and everyone gets what they deserve right?"

Selina tossed the blackberry into the trash bin in the corner and pulled her cowl back into place.  Standing up she pulled out her whip.  With a flick she had it wrapped around Bruce's torso.

"Lets go stud," Selina smiled, "Scream for the camera on the way out."

"HELP" Bruce shouted right next to Selina's ear.


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gothamalleyviper - 8/26/2016 8:46 AM
Should I go a head with a bad idea?
Gorel - 8/25/2016 6:57 PM
I remember a cartoon movie where Shaggy became a werewolf... The puns were awful! Puns everywhere!
Gorel - 8/25/2016 6:45 PM
I remember a cartoon movie where Shaggy became a werewolf... The puns were awful! Puns everywhere!
gothamalleyviper - 8/25/2016 5:31 PM
Crazy thought, never mind Scrappy shows up first, but In the later productions Both Shaggy and Daphne become Werewolves, what if Scrappy is werewolf cub?
Yang Xiao Long - 8/24/2016 11:26 PM
There. Please feel free to add on to Devilish Woman if you want
Yang Xiao Long - 8/24/2016 5:10 PM
Sorry for the delay. I'll get a chapter for Devilish Woman up tonight
misbegotten2 - 8/24/2016 2:49 PM
ESchorcho--thanks for the compliment. Will try to have more up tomorrow or Friday.
Gorel - 8/23/2016 11:03 PM
Hey Fanficfetishist, I'm giving it some time if you want to add to Rogue Appetites, if not just let me know.
ESchorcho - 8/22/2016 5:01 PM
Great Bimbotech chapter, misbegotten2!
Gorel - 8/21/2016 7:32 PM
RL claims us all from time to time... She is a harsh mistress.



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