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Not believing in the ring, Joxer travels... and sings!

by C.King
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Category Television
Previous Chapter Joxer the Mighty from Xena: Warrior Princess

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 Joxer didn't believe that a ring could be all that powerful, so didn't believe what he would say would become reality. So he decided to travel along to a meeting with Xena and Gabrielle. To pass the time, he did what he always did. He sang his song:

          Joxer the Mighty
,
          he's very tidy.

          Everyone admires him.
          He's so handsome, it's a sin.
         
          If you're in jeopardy,

         don't call the cavalry.
         There's a better remedy.
         Although he doesn't work for free!
        
         He's every man's trustee.
         He's every woman's fantasy.
        Plus, he's good with company.
       
Look out! He's Joxer, Joxer the Mighty
        Joxer, Joxer the Mighty!

 Most times the song was just a boast on his part, but with the Ring of Truth on, a boast was now reality.

 Slowly his muscles became tone, which while not looking over muscled had the strength of ten men in them. Legs became longer and ass became firmer as he gained the ability to run over a hundred miles per hour for days at a time. His senses were now equal to the animals with the most highened equal sense. Eyes like a hawk or eagle, smell like a hound, hearing of the cat. His mind was now a master of multiple subjects and topics, from the art of war to obscure trivia. He became mighty with strength, speed and skills. He even gained a feet or two in height.

 He literally became a one man army, able to defeat any armed force he came across with skill and style. His appearance also changed in another way. He could still be identified as Joxer, but the world's most handsome version, every woman's fantasy. With complete mastery of the sexual arts.

 His armor became better and more like true armor then the mixed up bits of spare parts he usually used.

 Joxer, didn't notice this as he continued along to meet his friends.


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C.King - 3/23/2017 6:42 PM
He would also think of tactical options of the hottest women. He has a psionic, he might want others. Like a mage, a strong woman, a speedster, etc.
C.King - 3/23/2017 6:32 PM
Depends if someone finds out. If not, I would make him hesitate from using it one real people. Maybe more marvel, or even other shows/anime/video games/etc.
gothamalleyviper - 3/23/2017 6:17 PM
So after Tim bangs Emma like a marching band at a drum battle, what should his next course of action be?
C.King - 3/23/2017 5:46 PM
Interesting episode, GAV. Not sure what I can do with them.
gothamalleyviper - 3/23/2017 5:42 PM
Any feed back helps.
C.King - 3/23/2017 3:57 PM
It's a joke from another forum. The answer being all things end in sex.
gothamalleyviper - 3/23/2017 3:54 PM
C.King, it leads to a lot of sex but it doesn't end with sex. Starts and /or continues with sex, but never just ends...
C.King - 3/23/2017 3:45 PM
It ends in sex, GAV! It ends in sex!
gothamalleyviper - 3/23/2017 12:34 PM
In a world where DC is reality and Marvel is fiction, what happens when you bring Marvel characters to reality for some sexy time?
C.King - 3/22/2017 5:03 PM
To Pick a villain, first pick a hero. Likely one we haven't used is best. Superman, Thor, Iron Man, Flash or whatever... Then select connected villains or theme villains.



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