Batgirl and Catwoman Part 2

 

The classic tale by Mr. X of the Heroine and Villainess teaming up.


 

 
"The Caped Crusaders should have shown up by now," Batgirl said to herself as she sat scrunched down under one of the windows to the museum. "Well, theyll be along shortly. As long as theyre here, Ive got nothing to worry about," and with that, she slid open the window and stealthily climbed inside.

She made her way down the dark museum corridor toward the opal room. As she neared the door, she could hear someone else moving about in the darkness. "Damn it!" exclaimed a womans voice as the sounds of someone searching the room rang out from the door.

Catwoman, Ive got you now, thought Batgirl as she pulled out her Batgirl flashlight. Cupping the front of the light in her hands to block off the light source, she put the flashlight close to her eyes and switched it on. She then left it on for a few moments to let her eyes dilate to the bright light.

After switching it off, she got up and stealthily slipped into the pitch-black room, feeling along the wall for the light switch. The flashlight had left her completely blind in the low light of the museum, but she was able to see fine, with no blinking, when she flipped the lights on in the room.

Catwoman was not so prepared, however, as the lights flooded the room, temporarily blinding her and freezing her, like a jack-lighted deer, in the middle of the room.

Batgirl stood and stared in slight shock at the female villainess before her. Apparently Catwoman had gotten the same idea shed had about her costume, but, being Catwoman, her costume was more on the extreme side.

Catwoman was a tall, slender dark-haired beauty. She stood almost a head and a half taller than Batgirl and was almost equal in height to Batman, even without high heels. She had very wide shoulders that sat loosely on a large, full chest. Her torso was long and ran eloquently down to a narrow, shapely waist. Her shape then curved out around a full, wide set of hips and a large but appetizing rear end. Her legs were very shapely and full and were quite long. More than half her length was her legs. Her wholebody was covered in a dark, brown tan with no apparent tan line.

Unlike Batgirls face, which was perky and girlish in appearance, Catwomans was full and very womanly. She had a strong, wide jaw and full facial features that made it very hard to determine her age and which gave her a look of sophistication. Her eyebrows always had a slight tilt to them. No matter what expression she had, they made her eyes have a wicked, devious look that lead one to believe this woman always had something sexy on her mind.

The most obvious feature, however, and the one that Batgirl noticed the most, was Catwomans breasts. They were huge. Before, she had never noticed them simply because most costumes could hide a lot of physical features. Now, however, wearing this new outfit, they were out in the open and were much bigger than she had thought. How could this woman do all the athletic stuff she did with a chest like that? Batgirl thought. The two breasts were full and circular and hung with amazing perkiness on her chest. They seemed to be fairly firm, but with enough baby fat to allow them to jiggle slightly when the amazon moved. From behind, even squeezed together by her outfit, she could see the curvature of each breast peek out from around the villainess chest.

Her costume was very skimpy. She wore a one piece, gray spandex bathing suit. Two straps were tied around her neck and criss-crossed just below her collarbone. They ran from the criss-cross, down over her breasts, covering mostly her nipples and squeezing her breasts together, leaving most of her breasts bare. The straps continued down, along her side, and connected at the top of her hips to her v-cut, French bikini bottom. More straps continued up her back and crossed behind her, adding support to the outfit. This left her stomach, and most of her front, completely bare.

The bottom ran from the top of her hips, down over her flat stomach, and between her legs, barely covering the essentials. Most of her long legs, up to the middle of her thighs, were covered with a pair of skin tight, gray latex boots whose heels were almost four inches in length. Her arms were covered up to her mid upper arms with gray gloves made from the same material as her boots. Her face was covered by a thin mask similar to Batgirls, but with a pair of cat ears sticking out of her full, dark hair on either side of her head.

The stunned villainess stood, covering her eyes. She staggered backward and let out a cats hiss as the light stung her eyes. Batgirl stepped away from the wall and planted her feet slightly apart, resting her hands on the sides of her hips in an arrogant pose of superiority.

"So, I thought Id catch you here Catwoman," boasted Batgirl.

Catwoman dropped her hands away from her face, her eyes still popping open and closed as she tried to shake the sparkles from them. "Oh, its you, Batbitch. Dont you have jay walkers to arrest or something?" she said in a low sultry voice as she waived her hand at the pesky heroine in an attempt shoe her away.

"I think not, Catwoman, now where are the opals?" demanded Batgirl.

The spots and sparkles faded from Catwomans eyes and she turned to face the spunky heroine. Planting her feet slightly apart and her hands on her hips she stood in front of Batgirl in almost the same pose, but being much taller, Catwoman loomed over the younger Batgirl. For a few seconds they sized each other up, looking first around, then up and down but never breaking their stances. They stood like two cats sniffing each other out. Catwoman then broke her stance and orbited Batgirl with a sultry walk, looking her up and down. Batgirl followed her around with her head, keeping an ever-watchful eye on the crafty villainess.

"Nice outfit, sweet cheeks," said Catwoman calmly, "I see you figured out men think with their groins instead of their heads."

"Im sure you figured that out a long time ago," Batgirl replied like a taunting schoolgirl. Catwoman finished her orbit and stood in front of Batgirl.

"Where did you get the top? I like the material," Catwoman said as she reached out to feel the fabric.

"Oh thats one of Macys aerobic outfits. I did my own sewing." Batgirl said with a proud, gleaming smile. "Where did you get those boots?"

"Oh, these are Gucci originals. I had to order them from Italy. You know it took three months for them to deliver em. Never buy foreign mail order, especially clothes," Catwoman said rolling her eyes in disgust.

"I know what you mean," Batgirl replied, "It took me a month to get these shortsOH NEVER MIND THAT!" Batgirl blurted out, shaking her head and waving her hands at Catwoman. "Now what did you do with the opals!" she demanded again.

"ME!?" Catwoman cried out in denial. "Listen, honey, Ive been trying to go straight ever since my last stint in jail. You dont know what its like in there. The foods awful and you cant imagine what it does to your hair. Besides, after my last run in with Batman, I thought long and hard about my life and I know hell have nothing to do with a woman like me if I stay a criminal."

"You mean youre not a villainess anymore?" asked the confused Batgirl. "I thought stealing a bunch of cats eye opals would be your modus operandi."

"Modus operandi?" Catwoman said quizzically.

"Yes, the Latin words modus meaning motive or mode and operandi meaning operation; mode of operation," Batgirl said as she recited the definition.

"Uhwell no," Catwoman said shaking her head slightly and shooting Batgirl a look of bewilderment. This poor girl has got to be one hell of an egghead under that mask. Shes almost as bad as that brat Robin with his holy this and holy that, she thought to herself.

"Ive been trying to use my cat burglar talents to catch some of my fellow crooks," Catwoman continued. "I figure if I make up for some of the rotten things I did, I might be able to convince Batman that Im a good person. I swear I had nothing to do with this!" she explained as she waved her hand over the busted up display cases.

"OK then, who did?" Batgirl said, shifting her head to one side and staring at Catwoman with a look of disbelief.

"We did!" rang out a voice from behind both of them.

Both girls jumped in fright and turned. There, standing at the edge of the hole were the Penguin, Joker and Riddler and several of their henchmen.

"Hoo hoo hoo" cackled Joker, "if it isnt Batbimbo and whats this, an even lovelier Catwoman," he mocked, gawking at the reformed villainess.

"Why dont come over here Bozo and Ill shove those eyes back into your head BACKWARDS!" Catwoman said in a calm, sultry voice, raising one wicked eyebrow and cocking her hips to one side.

"You mean like this," laughed the Joker as he reached up and turned his eyelids inside out in a high schoolish attempt at humor. Both the Joker and the Riddler began laughing hysterically at the prank. The girls, however, shook their heads in disgust at their juvenility.

"Quack quackShut up ya mangy excuses for circus clowns," blurted out the Penguin. "We havent got time for this. The costumed clods will be here any moment, if they survived Jokers little toy"

"Oh, but they wont. The explosion was large enough to destroy any vehicle, even the Batmobile," the Joker replied.

"You put a bomb in Batmans car?" exclaimed Batgirl.

"Why yes, right outside police headquarters. Bwahahahahaha," blasted the Joker.

"Quackenough of this gabbing," interrupted Penguin, grabbing a henchmen and propelling him toward the two lovely heroines, "Put the bag on them QUICK! Quack quack."

With that the group of various Penguin, Riddler and Joker goons headed for the two girls. The first shoved henchmen reached the two lovelies who instinctively let out two high kicks straight to his jaw. This sent him back toward the other eight henchmen like a returned tennis ball, wiping out three goons in the process.

The other four reached their target and the first took a southpaw swing at Batgirl. She easily ducked the punch and side kicked the henchman in the chest, sending him to the floor.

Catwoman managed to jump up and do a spinning kick, connecting her long leg with two of the henchmens faces. Both men went sailing to one side of her like a broom sweeping away a pile of dust. The third henchman got through, however, and threw a heavy punch, connecting with Catwomans jaw, which sent her staggering backward across the room separating the two girls.

The Penguin, Joker and Riddler all rushed into the fray along with the henchmen that were knocked down in the first attack. Two groups formed, one around Batgirl and the other around Catwoman.

Batgirl continued to let out punch after punch, knock henchmen and villains away with each blow. Fighting a large group was actually easier than an individual since their attacks were usually uncoordinated and they ended up running into each other most of the time. She knew how to dodge between them and around then, using her smaller weight, agile body and superior speed to crash them into each other. The one other bonus was the fact they were trying to grab her and not pummel her. This left them open to much more serious attacks from her since they had their guard down.

Catwoman was also doing quite well, flipping and kicking her attackers with expert agility and skill. Batgirl was amazed at how this woman could move about and not have that costume fall off.

Suddenly, Batgirl felt a low dull pain from her back as the Joker cracked a wooden chair over her shoulders from behind. This sent the dazed heroine staggering toward the back wall of the room. At the same time, Catwoman received a series of rapid punches to the stomach and face, sending her staggering backward toward the same wall.

Both girls hit the wall at the same time and leaned up against the cabinet that stood there. "Its just like being Batman and Robin," gleamed Batgirl with a look of fantasy fulfillment.

Catwoman shot Batgirl a dirty look and held up her finger, waving it in Batgirls face. "If you say one holy anything Ill scratch your eyes OUT!" she exclaimed.

With that, both girls jumped to either side of the twelve-foot cabinet and wrenched it away from the wall, sending it piling down on a group of six henchmen that were heading toward them. The cabinet buried all six, temporarily taking them out of the picture.

The Riddler easily vaulted over the downed cabinet and let loose a quick punch to Catwomans stomach. This sent her toward one side of the room. At the same time, one of the henchmen began swinging on Batgirl who found herself dodging a series of rapid blows.

As Catwoman staggered back, the Joker plowed into her from the side. At the same time, the remaining goon grabbed her by the legs and yanked them out from under her, sending her to the floor. The Penguin rushed in and all four began pummeling the helpless heroine.

Batgirl dispensed with the under-trained goon and saw Catwomans predicament. Thinking quickly, she ran across to the other side of the room and climbed on top of a cabinet. Making an acrobatic lunge, she jumped onto a low hanging chandelier and swung across the room toward the pile of men. Her muscular legs shot out and connect with the group sending all four men in several directions. She then dropped down and in the same motion grabbed Catwomans arm and pulled her to her feet.

"Wow!" exclaimed Catwoman shaking her head, "It was a lot easier being a villainess."

The two girls backed toward a tapestry that hung from the nearby wall and readied themselves for the next attack. The Penguin, Joker and Riddler slowly got up and staggered toward the middle of the room. Looking about, the Penguins eyes shot out in amazement.

"QuackI dont believe this. Our feathers plucked by a couple of chick-a-dees. Quack- QuackGet your heads outta your pants and get THEM!" he ordered kicking a goon who lay half dazed on the floor.

"I see you still hire inferior help, Penguin." Batgirl said arrogantly as she put her hands on her hips and took her usual cocky Batgirl stance.

Looking at Batgirl, Catwoman also took the same stance. "Well boys, are you going to come peacefully or do we have to getTOUGH!" she said arrogantly. On her, however, the look was way more sultry and wicked.

The Riddler let out a blast of rapid, convulsive giggling. "Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu Riddle me this ladies. What do you get when you combine a tap dancer and a pastry?"

Batgirl immediately went to work solving the riddle, dipping her head in intense thought. Seeing this, Catwoman gave her a slight shove and rolled her eyes. "What kind of stupid riddle is that?" she asked shaking her head in disbelief at the nerdiness of the whole situation.

"No, wait!" Batgirl said putting her hand on Catwomans shoulder. "I knowa tap dancerand a pastrya tapestry?" she said with a tone of semi-sureness.

"Thats right, Batslut!" giggled the Riddler. Suddenly, shooting from the hip he fired a small laser gun over the two girls heads. The beam hit a large hook that suspended the heavy tapestry hanging from the wall behind them. The massive cloth came tumbling down on both girls engulfing them both and forcing them to the floor.

At the same time, the dazed goons, who were recovering, got up and piled on top of the tapestry, pummeling the two lumps that were once Catwoman and Batgirl.

"Quack QuackGood work Riddler but ya almost botched it with that stupid riddle," exclaimed the Penguin as the three raced toward the helpless heroines.

"Hoo Hoo get them up, pull them to their feet," ordered the Joker.

The henchmen grabbed the two forms and pulled them up. They then pulled back just enough of the tapestry to reveal their heads but kept the rest of their struggling bodies cocooned in the giant cloth. The girls both surfaced from under the cloth, letting in a gasp of fresh air.

"Quack QuackLet me in there!" said the Penguin as he forced a few goons aside and approached the girls. "Quackcover your faces" and with that he raised his umbrella and pointed the tip at the two dazed heroines.

Blue gas billowed from the tip and sprayed into their faces. The two girls gasped and coughed but the anesthetic was designed to be quick and potent. Catwoman and Batgirls fiery spirits were stilled as both girls fell unconscious.

"QuackJoker, take care of Catwoman and Batgirl. We cant have either of them running about mucking up our plans, especially Catwoman," ordered Penguin.

"Huhuhuhuhuhuhu, Thats right Penguin. That was sheer brilliance committing cat related crimes so the police and the dynamic dimwits would go after jug queen here instead of us," added the Riddler.

"Hoo Hoo, I know just what to do with our little feminine guests," ecstatically replied the Joker, "Quickly men, tie and gag them both. We want them packaged nicely for the trip."

"Just make it permanent and despicable. Quack" replied the Penguin. "And dont foul it up" he added, swatting the Joker with his umbrella and waddling out the door with the Riddler and their goons.

The Jokers henchmen unraveled the tapestry and pulled the two unconscious girls out, laying them on the floor. Rolling Catwoman on her stomach, they pulled her arms behind her back and securely tied them together, first at the wrists and then at the elbows.

They then tied her legs together, wrapping several coils of rope around her knees and then her ankles, securing them together with a series of very tight knots. They then rolled her on her back and sat her up. Wrapping several coils of rope around her upper arms, they secured her arms so she could not slide her tied hands over her legs when she woke.

A bandanna was balled up and stuffed in her mouth with another one wrapped and tied around her mouth to secure it in place. Finally a third bandanna was wrapped around her eyes, blindfolding her.

The same was done to Batgirl. When they were done, all four men stood up and loomed over the two bound and gagged heroines sleeping on the floor. "Hoo Hoo quickly, lets get them into the truck. I know just where to take them."