Wonder Woman's Pregnant Adventure Chapter 1 (Revisited)

But this day would be like no other Wonder Woman had ever experienced. Before sundown our super heroine would begin an adventure unique in her long multifarious career. The whole crazy mishaugas began in the hot and steamy jungles of South America with the eruption of a volcano in a small Indian village deep in the Matto Grosso. The fiery crater was shooting ash and noxious gases as far as the eye could see. The lava's fiery torrent ate away at the landscape as it inexorably rolled toward the tiny isolated village.

This tiny Hamlet had been there for a thousand years thus, it's inhabitants had thought the giant monster to the North was, but a distant memory of a time long since passed. There was one peculiar thing about the village and that was that there were no men, yet there were elderly women and infant girls. Also, there were two very gorgeous women with long silky black hair and tan skin.

These two women also were pregnant yet neither had ever been with a man. The one women had just started showing with the little bulge that now hung slightly over her loin cloth. The other woman was at least 8 months pregnant and looking ever so lovely with her gorgeous round belly and full firm breasts all of which she some how managed to cover. The cloth covering her pregnant body looked like it was ready to explode because of how tightly it had been stretched to cover the women's ever expanding body. The cloth was light blue in color and through it you could see the women's nipples which stood out as pointed and stiff. The cloth was so tight that it seemed to cup each breast and made them seem even fuller which only accentuated every sensual curve of this pregnant beauty's body. Not to go unnoticed was the women's magnificent belly. You could just about make out the stretch marks through the fabric. And then of course there was her belly button which was being forced out by the ever growing child within.

This was odd though how could these women have become pregnant if they had never experienced the pleasure of being with a man? No one ever questioned this strange curiosity; nor could any of them have since they didn't even know what a man was. The only thing they knew outside of themselves was a strange and curious statute which stood in an ancient temple. The women prayed to the statute and worshipped it as their god. The ancient idol was a long phallic shaped object which stood some 10 feet in the air.

There was also an inscription on the statute which they were never were able to decipher. If they could have they would have found out that it read,

"She who has come of age who places her hand upon the stone

will be blessed with a child."

But now their village was faced with certain annihilation and that is when the call went out for Wonder Woman's assistance. The Amazing Amazon received the call just after she had helped in the apprehension of a couple of bank robbers. In an instant she was off.

Within minutes Wonder Woman arrived in the remote danger zone with no time to spare. From inside her plane she lassoed a large bolder and with all the power the plane could muster lifted the huge rock dropping it atop the crater sealing the volcano. Thus, she was able to stop the lava's forward progress. Once she was sure that the volcano was not going to erupt again she landed her plane in a clearing next to the village.

There she was greeted by the women who bowed down before her and worshipped as if she were a goddess. Wonder Woman tried to explain that she was not a divinity (Of course she is a goddess in any man's book) and said she only did what any super heroine would have done. The women did not except her explanation and invited her into the village for a feast.

Wonder Woman graciously accepted the offer being more than a little peckish after her exertions. She was struck by the absence of men in the village and wondered how those two women had become pregnant.

She thought it best not to ask.

Camilla, the headwoman of the village looked like she was nine months pregnant with triplets. While the feast was being prepared she eagerly INSISTED on taking Diana on a tour of the tiny hamlet including the temple housing the strange Idol.

Wonder Woman had to stifle a snide giggle as she gazed on what was surely a ten-foot tall granite penis!

"It's very impressive" gulped Wondie noncommittally.

"Si, Senorita, and a powerful friend to all young women!"

Err.. how so?" remarked the Amazon sure that she would regret her polite curiosity.

Reverently the pregnant beauty intoned "If a fertile woman touches the Idol she will be blessed with a healthy child-with no recourse to Men!"

"Really?"

"SI! Do you see any men in this village? The local boys are scared of fair maidens who can seemingly impregnate themselves! "The Idol" she remarked "is a WONDERFUL thing!"

"This is the biggest line of hogwash I've ever heard in my entire life "thought Wonder Woman "Even I know that a man and a woman have to-to copulate together!"

The thought of that most forbidden (to an amazon at least) of all acts made the heroine blush deeply.

Camilla ever helpful "Would the Senorita like to see the Idol up closer? Just don't touch it unless of course you would like to start a family!"

She giggled Wonder Woman grimaced "No granite pole is gonna get me pregnant!-But I WOULD like to see this thing up close...maybe the women are being exploited in some way?"

At that moment the village women called Camilla away, some potential disaster loomed with the chive-sauce. With the usual apologies Camilla left Wonder Woman alone with the granite...penis.

"Hmmm it certainly is...big" thought Diana..."I wonder if it vibrates or something?"

That thought extracted an uncharacteristically girlish giggle from the normally imperious amazon.

"Why this obelisk is nothing but a big-dildo! I'll bet the local women are strangely shy about reproducing and have concocted this legend to cover up."

The fact that her hypothesis didn't explain the absence of men bothered the amazon not one jot. She circled closer to the Idol with a patronizing smirk on her lovely face though her eyes had begun to shine in an unearthly fashion.

It's a silly thing carved by some horny old sculptor needled the heroine. On the other hand it did loom in a melodramatic fashion in the temple and there were classical elements to it's design...a closer look wouldn't hurt anyone would it?

Unconsciously, her hands strayed to her crotch and rested there...the air felt warm and somehow invigorating as Wonder Woman drew closer to the artifact.

Her other hand swept through her hair and Diana wet her lips and exhaled with a shudder. With every step Wonder Woman felt an increasing slickness between her legs...she was now a mere foot from the Idol. Diana's vaulted muscles felt heavy, her eyes were half open, and her movements were slow.

She yawned...to all the world Wonder Woman would've appeared drunk indeed in a way she WAS drunk.

By now her hand had found it's way under her star-spangled blue briefs and was playing a slo-ow pulsing tune in her attention starved sex.

The sensations that she was having were completely unprecedented for the chaste even chilly beauty.

Wonder Woman smiled lazily.

She had slowly become aware of her sexuality and try as she might she could not erotic images of her sexually intertwined with men out of her head.

What was worse these fanciful men were spanking her! And she was enjoying it!!!

Wonder Woman giggled as if there was a big strong muscular man who really could put her over his knee, bare her perfect buttocks and wallop the amazon until she was begging to be fucked!

The air seemed to pleasantly hum with a vague flute theme...the amazon sighed languidly, she felt SO sleepy all of a sudden.

And her ass was burning but in a nice sort of a way...

The closer she got to the statute the hornier she found herself.

There was a funny taste in her mouth...sweet the amazing amazon idly wondered if semen had any nutritional value-Now WHY was she woolgathering like this?!?

Wonder Woman's free hand came up a few inches from the cold Obelisk...she so wanted to touch it, wrap her arms around it's magnificence take a nice nap-she'd earned it hadn't she?

Flitting around the world in a satin bustier, fighting crime,...she NEVER had time for herself , her husband or their children...

HUSBAND??????

CHILDREN??

Wonder Woman shook her head violently and with a superhuman application of willpower took a giant step back from the idol.

What was all this about marriage and a family-she couldn't get married -- could never allow a man to take her virginity. It meant forfeiting her powers even if she got a plump little angel of a baby in the bargain.

WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HER HEAD???

Diana took another giant step back and then gave a weak peeping gasp, all this time she'd been masturbating and came off almost without warning.

If the other women hadn't been out preparing a feast Wondie would've flopped down and masturbated the night away but with a fierce application of willpower she controlled her impulse. As Wonder Woman tried to compose herself Camilla came to the temple doorway and cheerily asked her to come to the center of the village for the meal. She was relieved to be able to put out of mind how oddly the statue had affected her.

WW took her place at the head of the table. Thankfully, no-one commented on her deep blush and distracted air. The table was a huge round outdoor affair, seating thirty women twenty-four of whom were in various stages of pregnancy six were happily nursing healthy newborns. Changing tables and baby paraphernalia were scattered around the banquet round so as to ease each mother's workload. During the feast her mind kept wandering back to the sensations she had experienced in the presence of the statute.

"Incense!!", that was it! thought Diana, "They're burning an odd type of incense up there with psycho-active properties, I'll be everyone gets blitzed out of their minds on high holy days!" exulted the heroine.

One of the strange rituals of the village was that all the new mother's passed their infants up to the head of the table for the guest of honor to inspect. Diana was gracious enough as a half-dozen newborns were nestled in her arms one after another. One or two of them made determined efforts to glom onto her nipples but fortunately her golden breast plate benignly deterred the hungry babies. Her nipples felt strangely warm anyway..."Hefting all these babies around heats a girl up" she rationalized. Diana found herself making the appropriate motherly noises at each lovely little bundle of joy with the greatest of ease.

The last baby Wondie was handed, was a wee bit cranky, she soon discovered why, the infant girl's diaper was well and thoroughly wet!

Almost without thought, Wonder Woman stood up and adjourned to a nearby changing table where she cooed and sang to the newborn whilst she changed the diaper with a sure and practiced hand, powdering and pinning the new diaper whilst her tiny charge trilled and mewed with pleasure.

Wonder Woman stood straight up with shock-hey! "When did I learn how to change a diaper?!! I'm a busy career-girl I don't know ANYTHING about babycare??!!

By now all the women were staring at the amazon with strange smiles on their faces.

Unconsciously Diana had nestled the changed and cleaned baby into the crook of her arm and gave off the air of a well-practiced new mother. Stiffly she walked with her charge back to the table and handed her back to the smiling mother who thanked Wonder Woman profusely for her obvious expertise with infants.

Diana smiled and turned a cute shade a red, "When in Rome do as the Romans do" she thought and sat back down with a flustered air.

The women at the table all exchanged quiet provocative glances with one another...their guest would soon be ready!

Wonder Woman's thoughts returned to how bad she had wanted a man inside her, the tingling in her nipples and how moist her panties had become...it was enough to daze even the hardiest of heroines. "I'll have to invite Supergirl down here for a visit" thought Wonder Woman "it'd be funny to watcher HER reaction to the idol".

"It's the dark warm atmosphere of the temple and damned incense that makes the mind to stray into sensual areas." theorized the beauteous crimefighter.

She sipped at the delicious goblet of milk they put before her. She had expected wine but apparently the women of this village were teetotalers. Where this milk actually came from was a mystery to Diana as no cattle were in evidence.

This didn't prevent the assemblage from tittering every time the Amazon gulped down more of the yummy beverage.

Soon the feast was over and it was time for Wonder Woman to leave, but before going Camilla begged a final indulgence from their beauteous savior.

"Senorita, like the passing of the infants, we have another tradition in this village".

"What is it?"

"An offering must be made to the Idol, merely one of ripe fruits to give thanks for a bountiful feast".

"A-and let me guess, the guest makes the offering?"

"Si! it is a very great honor!"

Wonder Woman gave off a big Jack Benny class sigh "Well all right I wouldn't want to be a source of divine displeasure." Privately the heroine was oddly pleased to get one last look at the mysterious obelisk..."Well now I'm ready for him" she thought "No half-ton of granite is gonna get the best of Queen Hypolyta's oldest by Hera!"

In a trice, Diana was laden down with a huge bowl piled high with fresh fruits, plus an incongruous selection of cucumbers neatly bundled together.

Confidently she strode into the temple she could simply overcome whatever phenomena lay within by sheer force of Amazonian will.

Wonder Woman again strutted toward the statute but realizing she was alone she began talking to the mute artifact.

"By Artemis, I've got you figured out your nothing but a local oddity, when I get back to America I'm going to sic the Discovery Channel on you!"

The Idol was mute on the subject of an appearance on cable.

Diana drew closer, why WAS she sweating so?

"I suppose you think you're a strong male force, whose very shadow can impregnate a girl? WELL YOU ARE WRONG!!! intoned the Amazon with a slightly desperate edge. You are nothing compared to the immortal Gods, Zeus had a prick that could knock up all of Manhattan! I am one Woman yea a Wonder Woman who will defy Oooh!" Di was interrupted by an incense-laden draft that came from nowhere, tossed her brown mane around, and delicately wafted all bombast out of her pretty little head.

Wonder Woman moved into the Idol's eternal shadow, set her bowl down and stood there breathing hard. Her voice fell to a whisper as she gazed over the silent stone dick. "Yes-yes, Zeus never had a puny ten foot endowment he-he...He has Warmth and-and sensitivity yes that's it!"

She wanted to turn away but couldn't her skin had a warm tingly feel Diana had to fight back the urge to kick her boots off and remove her satin strapless one-piece!

Wonder Woman had just enough sense left to look herself over. Conveniently the cave wall sported a huge ornate mirror left as an offering eons ago. A crack in the ceiling admitted just enough light to see herself and the Idol which loomed ominously behind her. What the Amazon SAW was pretty weird; her panties were now soaking wet and her nipples stood straight out and looked as if at any minute they would pierce right through her lycra top. Lucky for our chesty heroine the material stretched to fit her figure or her breasts would have spilled out of her outfit.

Now on the verge of an orgasm Diana could no longer control herself. Gone were all thoughts of defying the Idol Di wanted to cum and cum NOW! Accordingly she pulled a nice fat 12 inch cuke out of the nearby bowl and unceremoniously stuffed it inside her soupy love-tunnel. With Amazonian force she pounded her own pussy with the makeshift dildo doubling over and grunting with grotesque pleasure as each sweet orgasm claimed her. All the while moving ever closer to the statute until she was right up next to it. On her 12th climax Wonder Woman lost her balance trying to stand up from her bent-over position, her high-heeled boots lost their purchase for a moment thus she did what anyone would: threw out her arms and griped something to break her fall.

Something like the Idol!

Momentarily Diana realized her mistake, but then her head snapped back from an orgasm like no other woman had ever experienced. Wonder Woman shuddered involuntarily and let out a howl that could be heard clear across the continent. With that orgasm came thoughts of motherhood and how glorious it would be to feel her belly swell. With an audible squeak Wonder Woman fell back onto the ground with both hands now clutching her strangely tender belly.

The Amazing Amazon swooned momentarily and fell into a very pretty faint-images continually whirled through her head of being very-very pregnant.

How long she lay they no-one knows the strange half-heard music of the chamber got very soothing after her contact with the obelisk. Eventually Wonder Woman got up off the ground and shook her head with puzzlement...what was that all about? It was great!"

But then the Princess remembered the Idol's alleged impregnating power, she dashed over to the mirror and was relieved to see her stomach to be flat and a tad muscular.

"Some legend" mocked the Amazon. Still she lingered over her reflection, " Hmmm. My lips look pale and thin; I really should start wearing lipstick.".

But even as she gave herself a good looking-over the mirror started to mist over, Diana felt no chill and was at a loss to explain the condensation. Reflexively she rubs it off with her hand thinking "Maybe some eyeliner too". When the glass was cleared Wonder Woman was shocked to be confronted by a new image:

Wonder Woman saw herself alright, trying to fight crime with a huge pregnant tummy! Apparently a bank robbery had occasioned an appearance by the Amazon who waddled up to the crime scene, clad in her costume with her bun-in-the-oven prominently displayed. The crooks took one look at this preposterous sight and threw down their weapons, anxious not to harm such a sexy fertile specimen and thus entail savage popular reprisals. Wonder Woman was oblivious to the spectacle she presented and struck her usual tiresome power stance the news photographers.

In the cavern, Diana stared transfixed at this tableaux, how she could hear the voices was a complete mystery. The scene shifted again:

"You see", intoned the Amazon Princess, "a woman can remain extremely active in the advanced stages of childbearing with no harmful effects". [What Wonder Woman neglected to tell the reporters was that most woman didn't possess an Amazonian metabolism or ego for that fact. She babbled on in this fashion for several minutes until Steve Trevor pushed his way through the crowd and induced Wonder Woman to come away.

"Angel sweetie-come back to the office with me, We need a debriefing on your latest exploit" wheedled the hapless pilot.

"Oh Steve, so much silly paperwork for such a simple feat..."

"But Angel I've got cracked-crabs on ice in the car?!"

"Great Hera Steve if you insist I guess I could accompany you to headquarters-you've got tartar sauce with those crabs right?"

"Oh course Angel".

Wonder Woman allowed herself to be led back to Steve's car whilst photographers popped endless shots of the charmingly pregnant amazon. Usually Diana didn't go for seafood but ever since she had started showing her appetite for lobster and shrimp had increased enormously.

As a distracted WW greedily scarfed down the crabs, Steve pointed the car not toward the Pentagon, but out to his Louden County farm house. "Why the trip home Steve? " Queried the Amazon in between slurping down yummy breaded shrimp.

"Oh um sorry Angel-I've got some classified files I need to secure before we do the debriefing. Why don't you come inside and see the view from the kitchen-I've just had it re-done".

Normally such vapid domestic interests bored Wonder Woman, but ever since she got knocked up the whole topic fascinated her. Just as they passed over the threshold Trevor unselfconsciously kicked his shoes off "Um Angel, I'm sorry again but I've just had the carpets steam-cleaned could you...take off your boots?".

The Amazon grimaced but complied, slowly bending over and exposing her huge engorged breasts whilst unzipping and stepping out of her boots. Steve noted with silent approval that despite her beloved tough-girl reputation Wonder Woman's toe-nails were carefully shaped and painted a delicate peach. Mincing into the house Wonder Woman breathed the usual platitudes about the admittedly spectacular view from Steve's kitchen. Steve sighed inwardly in this light his longtime paramour looked divine with her round sexy pregnant stomach out in his kitchen-Wonder Woman looked quite natural in such a domestic setting. So engrossed was the preggers heroine in the country scenery that she didn't notice as Trevor bent down behind her and quickly secured a long bracelet and chain to the amazon's comely ankle.

Wonder Woman looked down in shock and surprise "Don't tell me. You have come to your senses and finally put me in my place.' Right?" she asked sarcastically.

"Um yeah...just chained you to the stove, y'know where you belong-that's all" he answered blandly.

"I'm surprised it took you so long"

"Urrm-the bank took it's sweet time with the mortgage that's all".

"And I suppose you've outfitted the house with a double sized nursery right? And our privacy no-one else is around?"

"Don't worry Angel out here we can breed in peace and quiet".

"Well that's just wonderful! There is just one problem, buster," she continued, her voice growing colder. "You KNOW I can break this chain with a flick of my wrist whenever I want to!!" she added with a smirk.

Steve played his part well, "Now that's the funny part angel, ever since you started showin' I haven't seen you do too many feats of strength, so by all means snap that chain".

Diana bent over and took the chain taut in both hands and gave and almighty tug.

This is the part that always gave Steve the hardest of hard-ons-Wonder Woman's fruitless "defiance" of her maternal destiny.

"Hmmmgh!" gasped the Amazon melodramatically, but the pesky chain held!

"Darling don't strain yourself now remember you are pulling for two" taunted the pilot.

"Three actually".

Now it was Steve's turn to blush!

Steve's japes only made the Amazon redouble her futile efforts puffing and gasping she strained mightily at that damn chain!

Finally after ten minutes Wonder Woman gave up she was winded and covered with perspiration.

"Okay Steve, you win....my powers are depleted by one-ninth for every month of my pregnancy. Clearly I haven't the strength anymore to break this chain...for Hera's sake though don't tell anyone!"

"Don't ask-don't tell that is MY policy." joked the pilot. Solicitously he moved in to towel off some of the pregnant heroine's sweat-it wouldn't do for her to catch cold!

"Angel, I love it when you-role-play but try not to overdo it okay?"

Wonder Woman passively permitted Steve's ministrations she WAS tired after all...she still had one card left to play!

Into his ear she breathily whispered "You've captured me you supervillain...now what will you do with me?"

Steve shuddered and ran his hand across Diana's babymound...he murmured "I've got you barefoot pregnant and chained to my stove...what more could I ask for?

Diana sighed and smiled...nothing to do but cook clean and keep house for HER MAN...it was everything she ever dreamt about! "I should've married him right off the bat" remonstrated the Amazon, "we could've had five kids by now!"

Diana was woozy with her maternal submission, and by a divine coincidence she felt for the first time a gentle thump. Her mouth opened in a shocked "O" ..."Steve Oh Steve I FELT A KICK"

And with that she swooned into Trevor's arms who sealed her ecstasy with a long kiss.

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Wonder Woman shook her head and looked into the mirror again, all it showed was a confused and un-pregnant superheroine. What was this all about?- she was an Amazon and a crimefighting icon-she didn't have time for a family...did she?

It was ridiculous to think she could ever have a family, she must've eaten too much spicy food it'd given her odd-dreams!

"Gotta get out of here. All these pregnant women are making me dizzy," moaned the Amazon.

Once composed, she said her good-byes and climbed aboard the invisible plane. Her stomach was still feeling tender but in a very pleasant way. "Boy I'd better watch out for that Steve Trevor, he'll have me in the maternity ward if I so much as turn my back." giggled the Amazon.