Farmer Brown vs the Legion of Superheroes

 

Not even the thirtieth century is safe from Farmer Brown and his evil, breast expanding cow hormones.


 

 
By Dr. Bone who sez this is a parody, not the real thing, all done it fun for adults only.

The time bubble blinked into existence at the coordinates that had been programmed into it. Supergirl had gone missing, then all the male members of the Legion of Superheroes had contracted some sort of space virus that had taken them out of commission, so the girls were all on edge.

Saturn Girl took the lead followed by Phantom Girl, Lightning Lass, Shrinking Violet, Princess Projecta and Dream Girl. Duplicate Girl and Shadow Lass had stood behind to tend to their male comrades. "Everyone be on alert. Whoever took Supergirl is using some sort of dampening field. My telepathy is useless."

They walked through the long halls of the building they had materialized in. It seemed deserted. They went through an airlock into a barn like area. They saw light coming from one of the stalls. When they came up to it they all froze. In it was a cow-like female. Her breasts were freakishly huge. Her nipples were hooked up to a machine that pumped milk from them. It stared at them dully for a moment then said out of its soft, snout like mouth, "Run! Get out! Before they get you!" her words distorted by her fat tongue. In a corner of the stall was the famous cape, it was Supergirl.

"Yup! And she gives milk that is just super. If you know what I mean." said a man, a bizarre man dressed as a twentieth century farmer might have dressed, straw hat, overalls, flannel shirt topped off by the one concession to his being a villain, a black domino mask. On his nose was a wooden device none of the female Legionaries recognized as a simple clothes pin.

"I'm going to get a bonus from the Fatal Five for this one, that is for sure." said the Farmer. Saturn Girl who was the history buff finally realized what the device was for. "Don't breath through your noses. Don't...." she said as the straw covered floor rushed up to meet her.

All the Legionaries woke up tied to comfortable leather couches. Big leather collars were around all of their necks. On the collars were metal bells with their names engraved on them in graceful script. They were all naked and their breasts were sore, very sore. The girls tried to use their powers to escape but could not, the collars had power inhibitors in them. Maybe it was just as well, if Saturn Girl could read Farmer Brown's min she might go insane.

"Hmmm! This is the biggest bunch of heroines I have ever processed. So I am going to need some help. Into the room came two female robots that bore an uncanny resemblance to Shadow Lass and Duplicate Girl. Their metallic breasts had a perfect roundness to them Their huge size almost ripped through the costumes they wore. They obeyed the commands of Farmer Brown but reluctantly, as they fought against their transformation.

"My cuz Farmer Bot did a good job with your girlfriends there. I'll give him that. The same nanites that are in you are in them. Now alls they need is some reprogramming."

Farmer Brown's cousin, Farmer Bot joined the group. He was a tall gangly man with a white lab coat, a pocket protector full of pens and like his cousin, he wore a mask. With some technicians they set up two metal frame work chairs and had the women robots sit in them. They were then strapped into the chairs with huge metal clamps.

"Better take off the rest of their clothes boys, they are just machines and don't need them." Farmer Bot ordered. The technicians did so as the robots protested. The Legionnaires in their leather couches protested also but there was nothing they could do, they were all powerless.

Huge metal dildos were shoved into the rubbery cunts of the robots. Lights on them started to pulse on and off. Then, most ominously, wires were hooked up to ports in their heads. "What are your names?" asked Farmer Bot.

"I am Shadow Lass, my real name is Tasmia Mallor of homeworld is Talok VIII. Please don't do this. Change us back."

"And you! Who did you used to be?"

"I-I am Luornu Durgo." cried Duplicate Girl secretly wishing Superboy was around to save her, or that she had confessed her crush on him.

"Well in few minutes you two will be robots that will obey our will. You will suck our cocks and then gladly help us change your friends into cow girls like that Supergirl over there." with that Farmer Bot flipped a switch. The lights got dark for a second then the dildo's in the two robot's pussies started to pulse faster and faster as the wires connected to their brain ports began to overwrite their minds. The other Legionnaires watched in horror as their friends at first fought off the attack screaming their names in defiance then slowly the robotic programming won over.

"I am robot five." said the robot that was Shadow Lass

"And I am robot six," said the robot who was once Dou Damsel.

"Very good, now girls, watch your former comrades suck our dicks." said Farmer Bot pulling out a huge cock, the twin of his cousin's sizable manhood. Both robots got to their knees and sucked their cocks, dashing all hope that there might be one shred left of their former teammates in the bodies of the two robots.

After they were finished the two cousins got to work. With the help of the two robots all the female captives were given a needle into each of their breasts, containing Farmer Brown's patented cow hormones.

The prisoners, now weakened by the changes coming over their bodies were taken to a cell whose floor was covered with straw.

"What do they mean to do to us?" asked Princess Projecta her regal bearing starting to crumble..

"I think they mean to treat us like cows. To humiliate us." said Lightning Lass.

"No, I think they mean to turn us into cows. " said Phantom Girl waving the bell.

"Well we are not going to let it happen. We are Legionaires. We can get out of this." said Shrinking Violet. "Fortunately I have a Legion transmitter hidden on me. Now turn around girls while I get it out. Being in the espionage squad has its perks."

Violet turned on the signal device. A few minutes later their came the voice of Brainiac Five. "I know of your dilemma and am working on a solution. First I must cure the male Legionaries. They are suffering from a human hybrid of a disease that only effects earth cattle."

"That may explain what is going on. There is a pair of maniacs up here who are, trying to mutate us into cows."

"Violet remain calm. I will base an antidote on what is in the male blood. Is, uh, Supergirl with you.?" asked Brainiac, who clearly had a crush on the Kryptonian.

"She is, but the mutation is almost complete."

"Well I will work on the cure, in the meantime try not to eat at all if possible. The process needs fuel, slowing down your intake of calories might slow it down. I must get off now, they may trace your signal as I have to find out where you are. Brainiac out."

The girls felt assured by what Brainiac had told them. The next day they woke up and their breasts were sore and much bigger than they were the day before. Trays were put out with heaping piles of food heaped onto them. The ladies resisted for half a day. Then they reasoned that a little food would not harm them and that they might need the energy to fight their way out. So the girls ate, and ate and ate. To their shock they finished all the food in front of them. They resolved not to do so again, but failed, eating many times over what they normally would have.

By the end of their fourth night in captivity their breasts were eight times their original size. They could barely walk standing up and had to go around on all fours most of the time. Also it was becoming harder to talk as their tongues were growing larger and their mouths, to accommodate them were becoming more snout like.

The two farmer and their two robots came in. They weighed the girl's tits on a special scale and took measurements. "Yeah coming along nicely another few days and they will be ready." said Farmer Bob giving Dream Girl's boobs a hard squeeze.

"Yup soon enough." said Farmer Bot. The girls were given a big injection in their buttocks and left alone. Two days later the girls breasts were nearly ten times their original size and they hurt all the time. Their asses had also become considerably fatter. At times they were confused and did not know what to do.

Farmers Bot and Brown came in. The robots brought with them wooden stools and buckets. The robots pulled Saturn Girl and Shrinking Violet over to the farmers. The girls tried frantically to pull away but the robots held them by their collars with inhuman strength..

"No what are you fiends doing stop!" said Saturn Girl as Farmer Brown pulled roughly down on her nipples. At first nothing happened, then there was a loud squirt. Milk flowed out of her nipples and into the bucket. She sighed relief, which sounded like a "Mooo!"

Farmer Bot did the same to Violet. The other girls were horrified but when the female robots offered to milk them none refused.

"Good cows!" said Farmer Bot pulling out his cock. He went around behind Princess Projecta and shoved his cock into her big wet cow pussy. She wanted to protest, saying she was royalty but all she could do was cry and moan as he fucked her.

Farmer Brown grabbed Phantom Girl and did the same. When they were done they worked their way though the rest of the cows until all their pussies were dripping with the cousin's seed.

The robots not wanting to be left out strapped directly to their bodies the same huge metallic dildos that had been used on them earlier and joined in the orgy, making their former teammates orgasm again and again. Through the bio feedback sensors the robots came squealing an odd high pitched squeal that sounded like a twentieth century computer modem.

After the robots left the girls began to talk amongst themselves.

"I guess Brainy is not coming." said Lightning Lass. As if on cue the communicator that they had hid in a pile of straw went off. The cows struggled to get it open and hit the button. They all sighed in relief when they heard Brainy's voice.

We will be there a day after tomorrow do not give up hope I have made an antidote which I will give to you all upon arrival. Brainiac out."

The girls were all so happy. They started to moo then stopped. That night Shrinking Violet bumped her snout into Saturn Girl's pussy. Despite the frequent fucking at the hands of the two cousins the hormones had made all the cows horny at all times. So when this happened Violet decided to help Saturn Girl out and use her big oversized wet tongue to lick her pussy. Then Princess Projecta got in front of Saturn Girl to get the same. Before they knew what had happened the cows were licking each other's pussies left and right. That night they dreamed of rescue and being turned back to their regular selves. If they only knew what awaited them the next day.

"No! Stop!" cried Lightning Lass as Robots Five and Six held her. They took out a super shaver and shaved her head and then her pussy, leaving them both smooth and bald.

"You silly cow. We are doing this to prevent insects from hurting you." said Number Six as she stroked her now smooth and bald head. The rest of the cows got the same treatment.

"Now this is going to sting a little." said Number Five as she got out a laser brand. The cows fought and bucked but it did them no good. On each of their huge, fat buttocks was a large yellow "L", a mock reference to the girls former lives as galaxy famous heroines, now reduced to being cow slaves.

"Now we will take you all down to your new stalls. Or should that be Mooo stalls?" the robot laughed at the cows as they were led to their stalls.

"We want you to be productive little cows now." said Robot Six. Both robots closed the gates to the stalls. Railing bars pushed in on the sides so the cows could not turn around or look in back of them. Then to their dismay huge dildos emerged from the back of the stalls and inserted themselves into their pussies with a wet sloshing noise. The cows tried to back off of them but they could not. The dildos began to vibrate.

"You cows should be so pleased at all the expenses we have gone through for you all. These are the latest ultra-sonic animal pacifiers, they will keep you in a steady stream of pleasure all day long as you are milked.

The robots coated each of the cows nipples with a salve then attached the suction cup pumps to each of their nipples. Robot hands emerged from the stalls and began to squeeze and knead their breasts as tthe nipple pumps pulsed, sucking milk from each of the cow's breasts.

It was easier and easier to walk on all fours, the girl's arms had become longer and stronger so now they were closer to be quadrupeds than bipeds.

Before they knew it they were being led back to their stalls. The girls felt almost a regret that Brainy was going to come rescue them, tomorrow, or was that the next day? It was getting hard for the poor creatures to think.

The next day as they were being milked the two robots led the cow that was once Supergirl up onto a platform and tied her up. Then Brainiac Five came running in. The cows all perked up, were they going to be rescued? "But who would milk us?" some of them wondered.

Instead of rescuing them though they watched as the female robots pulled out the scientist's green cock and jerked it hard. Then he went up behind Supergirl and shoved himself into her with no more regard than one does for a sex doll. He pumped her laughingly repeating that "Rescue was on the way." Supergirl moaned as the fucking continued. When he was done he turned shocked. The rest of the male Legionaries had arrived.

"Brainiac how could you?" Lightning Lad yelled."

"Yeah have you gone mad?" said Bouncing Boy.

"You started this without waiting for us." cried Timber Wolf.

The female cows were violated in every hole possible. The males joked and mocked the them. Farmers Bot and Brown came out and were given a round of applause.

"Oh we have some fresh recruits for you." said Colossus Boy as the robots brought out a bound and gagged Emerald Empress, the green haired villain from the Fatal Five and Nightwoman, member of the Legion of Substitute Heroes.

Nightwoman cried about betrayal as the robots stripped her and fitted her with a cow bell of her own. The Emerald Empress said she would rather die than have this happen to her.

Three week later both new cows cried when they were punished and not milked. The male Legionaries meanwhile were in mourning, they had to be, their cover story was that a Legion cruiser had crashed with all the female Legionaries aboard on the way to Amazonia, a planet of all women, to accept an award.

"A planet of all women...that gives me an idea." said Brainiac Five and Farmer Brown together.