Neil vs The Hulk

Disclaimer: I don't own the Hulk. He's the property of Marvel Comics. I'm just borrowing him. I do own Neil though.

Note: The Hulk in this story is based on Classic Hulk.

Extra Note: Don't distribute this story without my permission please.

Morning.

A flock of birds flew lazily through the desert air, only to be startled by a huge green object hurtling through their midst. They scattered in a panic.

The creature that frightened them landed on the ground with an earth-shattering impact. What did he care that he had scared some puny birds?

After all, he was the Hulk. He was seven feet and 500 pounds of jade muscle.

And the strongest being on Earth.

But not the brightest.

As the Hulk jumped away once more, he failed to notice a pinkish object hurtling towards him at high speed. It slammed into the startled goliath with shattering impact, smashing him to the unforgiving ground.

Angrily, the Hulk scrambled to his feet.

"Who attack Hulk? Hulk smash!"

"That would be me."

The Hulk turned to see a man standing behind him a few feet away. He was hairy, with a toned physique and a slight belly. He was Caucasian, with a red beard, brown hair, and greenish eyes. He was nude.

The man grinned at the infuriated Hulk, and that was all the provocation he needed. Giant green fists tried to strike the Hulk's foe, but he dodged the slow-moving blows easily and jabbed his bigger foe in the gut. Everytime the Hulk tried to hit him, the man dodged and counterattacked with blows to the head or gut.

Swiftly, the attacks took their toll on the Incredible Hulk. For every blow he managed to land, his enemy scored with ten. Battered, he staggered away.

The man smiled. He could see the Hulk's growing weakness. Chasing after the Hulk, he landed a deadly kick in the Hulk's belly. The ripped jade eight-pack nearly collapsed, and the Hulk doubled over.

"By the way, my name is Neil." the man said. He punched the Hulk in the side of the head. The Hulk fell. He dimly realized his healing factor wasn't working; Neil was apparently neutralizing it somehow.

While he lay there, Neil ripped his only piece of clothing from his body, his pants. Now, the Hulk lay naked on the ground. His huge, veiny body was fully revealed. Neil kicked him over, inspecting his pecs, biceps, and enormous cock. Neil licked his lips.

"This is going to be a good fuck." Neil commented.

Agonizingly, the Hulk tried to rise, but Neil seized his hands for a test of strength.

The Hulk's arms were much larger than Neil's, and his anger seemed to give him seeminly limitless reserves of strength, but shockingly, Neil forced him to one knee, then two. His slimmer arms overmastered the Hulk's limbs. His mountainous biceps and pecs flexed uselessly, as his body began to cave to the relentless pressure.

Neil bent him backward, and straddled his waist as he did so. His hard cock pressed against the Hulk's belly.

Just when it seemed Neil would break the Hulk in two, he released him. The Hulk fell to the floor, his muscled body twitching.

Reaching down, he grabbed the Hulk's tree-like legs and rolled him into a Boston Crab. He began exerting pressure on the fallen giant's mighty legs and back.

For his part, the Hulk tried to kick Neil off, but he couldn't even budge him. He groaned as the pain intensified, until he suddenly felt a wave of unbelievable agony rip through his legs and back.

"Arrggh! Arrrrggghhh!" he screamed.

Dropping the Hulk's now useless legs, he turned and grabbed his foe's arms and bent them behind him, and also placing a foot in the small of his back. He had the Hulk in a perfect surfboard.

Straining with all his might, the Hulk tried to resist, but he was too hurt, and Neil increased the power he was using, causing unimaginable torture to his wounded back. The Hulk's arms suddenly went numb.

Sensing this, Neil broke the hold, and the Hulk fell on his face.

Laying beside him, Neil muscled the Hulk on his side, then wrapped his legs arounds his waist and his arms right under his chest with a crunching grip. He began to squeeze.

Futilely, the Hulk struggled, but he was trapped in Neil's grip. Within seconds, those powerful legs and arms caused his waist and chest to collapse into agonizing cramps. A shudder ran through his body. He was helpless in Neil's overwhelming embrace. Neil taunted the Hulk.

"I'm draining those big muscles, Hulk. Sapping your strength away. How does that feel to have your strength sucked?"

A groan of pain answered Neil's question. His cock hardened even more against the Hulk's broad back.

Neil continued to pour on the pressure. Tighter and tighter his limbs became, and the weaker and weaker Hulk's resistance became, until-

The Green Goliath's body went limp, crushed.

Neil groaned in pleasure, as he felt his gigantic cock swell even more against his weakened adversary's back. It was almost time. Unwrapping himself from the Hulk, he stood up.

Neil then took the Hulk by the back of the neck and lifted him off the ground, then he buried his fist with all of his might in the Hulk's weakened abs. They completely collapsed.

"Arrrrrgggghhh!" the Hulk cried.

Laughing sadistically, Neil locked the Hulk in a bear hug. His muscular arms and legs dangled helplessly.

The Hulk tried to use his arms to free himself, but they were leaden and didn't respond. His muscled waist should have been immune to this attack, but Neil's arms sliced into his midriff with ease.

Pulling the Hulk against him, he snapped his grip, which caused the Hulk to cry out as it injured his back yet further. Neil's somewhat pudgy belly crushed the Hulk's ridged, ripped, muscular stomach to jelly. He alternated between rolling his arms up and down his back and wrenching it. The Hulk kept screaming as he felt his back being broken.

As he drained the last of Hulk's energy, he moved his hard cock against the Hulk's ever-stiffening organ.

Finally, it was too much. The once Incredible Hulk ceased moving, as his body collapsed in shock.

Neil began moving his cock against the Hulk's. The prodigious organs moved and slid against each other until both shot their wads all over each over. Their bellys were covered with each other's cum.

Tossing him aside, Neil gave a hearty laugh.

"What a wimp. You're not even worth fucking further."

He flew off into the sky, cackling, as he left the humiliated and battered Hulk on the desert sand.

The End