"Oooo, Hera...," Wonder Woman moaned, reeling back as the ray started to affect her. "Wha' happened? Feel kinda funny...."

She staggered into an alley and tried to steady herself.

"Not feel so -- brain all weird! Not think good! Feel like brain leaking out my ears!" She giggled. Brain leaking! What a funny idea!

She pulled out her communicator. Maybe she should call one of the Justice League. Wonder Woman squinted at the buttons as she tried to concentrate. This was hard! Numbers are hard! And reading words an' stuff. Didn't she used to know how to read?

Wonder Woman giggled. Silly! She certainly could read right now.

Maybe if she pressed a lot of buttons, she would be able to contact someone....

After quite a few frantic button mashing, finally the communicator bleeped.

"Hello?" the voice said.

"This Wonder Woman! Brain leaked out ears! Not think good! Silly!" She giggled like mad again. So silly! 

Next Chapters

• Who is Wonder Woman talking to? (Open)
• She starts to feel horny (Open)
• She's attracted some attention (Open)
• The villains had a second copy of the ray and are now using it on someone else (Open)
• Wonder Woman dialed a plastic surgeon (Open)
• When did she go blonde? Or should she?

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