"I hate to do this to you, you seem like a good guy, despite your lousy attitude..." Batman said as he started to pull one of his Batarangs out of his utility belt.
"Enough of your gum-flapping, bub. Let's tangle." Wolverine shot through the air, his admantium claws easily deflecting the Batarang and sending it ricocheting towards Batman's skull. Batman went into a fighting crouch but his only human strength was no
match for Wolverine's mutant superpowers. As Wolverine flew into him, Batman was sprawled on the ground with a minor concussion....
* * * *
"Now, Logan, what have I told you about smoking those things in the house?"
"Sorry, Babe, I guess I forgot."
The slight brunette's apron bulged out under the strain her heavily pregnant belly. She wrinkled her nose in disgust.
"Not only do I dislike the smell, but think about your son that I'm carrying!"
Logan had already stubbed out the cigar and came up behind his tiny wife taking her in his arms.
"Aw, c'mon baby." he kissed her long neck.
Brynne moaned despite herself."Oh Logan, you can really convince a girl of anything."