“DRIVE MISS KITTY, DRIVE!!!”
Miss Kitty slammed her booted paw on the gas and plowed throw the X-Beasts! Only the blue bear was not plowed out of the way. The vehicle made it out of the garage area and out onto the open road.
Deadpool looked throw the sights of the 20 millimeter anti-tank rifle. The shot sent a slug right into the engine block of the High Evolutionary’s vehicle. It exploded like an onion getting hit with a sled hammer.
*
8 hours earlier, Latverian Embassy, New York City
“Oh Cool,” Deadpool smiled, “I like flashbacks!”
“What are you blathering about you idiot?” Doctor Doom sneered.
“Just the forth wall Doc,” Deadpool snickered, “Why exactly have you sent your doom-bots to get me?”
“As much as I detest your existence,” Doom stared at the mercenary, “I have a need for you. It seems your healing powers will be of great use to stifle the so called Evolutionary’s latest plot. It seems that something most unusual has started to occur in Xavier’s school. I need you to prevent the Evolutionary from trying to take whatever weapons he might make of the illness among the mutants out of his lab.”
“Come on Doc, I got no beef with Herbert,” Deadpool said in a mock-California accent.
“If you don’t,” Doom turned on a video feed, “it is quite possible that all women on this planet will be furries!”
“MOTHER OF GOD!” Deadpool shuttered.
*
Vermont
“Good use of the flash back,” Deadpool announced.
“What?” Miss Kitty looked up from the broken dashboard.
{Hay, Deadpool get back in character! Now is not the time to talk, the readers don’t have patience for sidebars on this site.}
“OK,” Deadpool signed, “Kill Joy!”
“Kitty?” The High Evoloutionary asked his secretary.
“I’m stuck Laird!”
“Stay there!” Deadpool shouted as he dashed to the trunk, “Hay buddy I think you need a transfusion!”
Deadpool took the needle set and connected his artery to the blue furry’s vein. Almost instantly the vagrant returned to normal.
*
“Logan are ya in there?” Rogue ripped the door off the cell.
Logan and Laura were convinced that they were still heavily drugged when they saw just how huge Rogue had become.
“Logan!” Beast said as he entered, “Thank good you are all right!”
“Hank,” Logan looked at his cohort, “I think they have us on some heavy shit.”
“Don’t worry I plan but first we need a volunteer!”
“I go,” Colossus changed back to flesh.
“Hold still,” Beast pulled out the transfusion kit.
The two arms were linked and almost instantly the blue fur fell off the Russian.
“We need to get back to the school now!” Storm said in shock.
“Metal face has hippy they turned into a big blue rapist wanna-be!” Laura drooled.
“Anyone want Chicken wings?” Deadpool walked throw hallway, holding the arms ripped off a chicken man.