Earth Prime, Gotham City
Bree sat in the Batcave looking at Dick or Nightwing as he called himself. It was weird, Dick had grown up, but so had he/she. Bree had viewed Dick as a younger brother but here he seemed to be a segregate son to Bruce Wayne.
“Crane is hospitalized and Gordon is about to blow a gasket. Damn it,” Dick fumed, “Crane won’t have kids ever now.”
“I would think that would be a good thing,” Bree dismissed the concern, “He’s a creeper and potential rapist, no woman should suffer to carry his curse.”
“What?” Dick gasped, “Haven’t you read the case file on Crane? He has no inclination for rape, you really are just a little kid!”
“Thanks Dad,” Bree groaned, “I was a seventeen year old girl when I woke up yesterday Dick!”
“I must say,” Alfred or rather the woman inside of Alfred said as he exited the elevator, “This Alfred is a rather dashing if older chap, eh Bree?”
Dick turned and saw the older butler in drag complete with makeup, then dropped to the floor with an aneurism.
*
Dick watched as the boy inside Bree walked to the kitchen’s island and took the waiting glass of water. Amelia or Alfred served up breakfast for the two.
“Well at least you don’t really have to worry about make up,” Dick said.
“What’s that suppose to mean?” Amelia slash Alfred snip.
“Bree never was big on makeup even for being a goth girl,” Dick signed.
“What?” both the house keeper and the owner of the house spat, “We were too subtle?”
“What?” Dick asked.
“I figured since all the make up was nudes Bree went with minimalist make up scheme,” the boy in Bree said, “Was it not enough?”
Dick looked again at Bree and Amelia, they in fact were wearing make up, it was subtle and perfectly done. How did they… Why would they… What the? Dick about had an aneurism.
“A little more immature and unintentionally slutish?” Bruce asked.
“Perhaps with a hint of over reaching for mysteriously,” Alfred said then shifted to Amelia’s natural pitch and tone, “A proper young lady should keep people in doubt as to what she actually intends.”
Dick went light headed, and fell to the floor.