Title

Rick Jones just shakes his head in disgust and prepares to move out...

by Meddler
Storyline Gotta Catch 'Em All, Fuckymon
Characters Hulk Rick Jones
Category Gender Switch Harem Mind Control
Previous Chapter The PokeNerd's Challenge

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"You know," Rick Jones said, "we probably should have expected this."


The bartender, a broad shouldered man with a horseshoe mustache, looked up quizzically from cleaning a glass.  "What?"

"OK, maybe not the Pokemon thing.  That's pretty weird, even by our standards.  But we've spent so much time trying to tear these guys down.  We slam 'em in the press, try to get them registered, and build giant flying robots to hunt them down and kill them.  We keep trying to put them in cages.  Keep trying to control something that we don't fully understand.  Then this guy comes along, and...boom."

"I don't think anyone was thinking of turning them into Pokemon," said the bartender.  "Or sexing them up, for that matter."  He paused a moment in thought.  "Well, some of us anyway."

"It's not a perfect metaphor," said Rick.  He laid a twenty next to his empty bar glass.  "Keep the change."  He left the bar, ringing the door's hanging bell as he went.

It had been two days since the Pokemon Nerd had issued his challenge.  The rest of the world was struggling to react to the lust-crazed superhumans traipsing around the globe.  Rick had yet to come across any of them, and while he was reluctant to go along with the madman's game, he was ready for the challenge.  

The desert of New Mexico stretched out before Rick.  He got in his car and started it, quietly enjoying the sound and vibration of the car's revving engine.  He pulled out onto the open road and  started down to an old, familiar location.  

He had every intention of saving all of his friends and heroes.  And the villains too, even if they had tried to kill him more times than he could count.  But there was one he absolutely had to help first.  

One man - or woman now, it didn't really matter - to whom he owed everything.

He just hoped that the Hulk hadn't smashed anything important.


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Gorel - 2/20/2017 6:00 PM
"Something, something cow joke!" "Something, something, sexual innuendo, something cow joke."
Gorel - 2/20/2017 5:57 PM
"Y'all think you can handle this much beef?" Poses for the heroes. "You can't handle these whoppers!"
gothamalleyviper - 2/20/2017 5:48 PM
A call up to the bridge reporting a fight: "We have Udder Madness in the Birthing Bays!"
Gorel - 2/20/2017 5:28 PM
Why the opening scene could have these ladies show up and ask. "Hey buckaroo, wanna rodeo ride?"
Gorel - 2/20/2017 4:58 PM
What's wrong with puns? I mean heck they write themselves.
LesLes - 2/20/2017 4:45 PM
@kingofthefarmyard1, enjoyed your chapter :-)
gothamalleyviper - 2/20/2017 3:27 PM
Gorel, My mother would respond to that with "Oh the puns!"
Gorel - 2/20/2017 3:14 PM
Can't go wrong with cow-girl.
gothamalleyviper - 2/20/2017 1:49 PM
Question for all of you; What species of animal would you like to see as a sexy little bit furry alien?
noname002j - 2/19/2017 3:54 PM
No luck. I tried that multiple times and keep getting an error message when I resubmit. It says there no room on the disk. I'll keep trying, but if it doesn't work in a couple days, I'll just have try reposting it again.



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