Title

Rick Jones just shakes his head in disgust and prepares to move out...

by Meddler
Storyline Gotta Catch 'Em All, Fuckymon
Characters Hulk Rick Jones
Category Gender Switch Harem Mind Control
Previous Chapter The PokeNerd's Challenge

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"You know," Rick Jones said, "we probably should have expected this."


The bartender, a broad shouldered man with a horseshoe mustache, looked up quizzically from cleaning a glass.  "What?"

"OK, maybe not the Pokemon thing.  That's pretty weird, even by our standards.  But we've spent so much time trying to tear these guys down.  We slam 'em in the press, try to get them registered, and build giant flying robots to hunt them down and kill them.  We keep trying to put them in cages.  Keep trying to control something that we don't fully understand.  Then this guy comes along, and...boom."

"I don't think anyone was thinking of turning them into Pokemon," said the bartender.  "Or sexing them up, for that matter."  He paused a moment in thought.  "Well, some of us anyway."

"It's not a perfect metaphor," said Rick.  He laid a twenty next to his empty bar glass.  "Keep the change."  He left the bar, ringing the door's hanging bell as he went.

It had been two days since the Pokemon Nerd had issued his challenge.  The rest of the world was struggling to react to the lust-crazed superhumans traipsing around the globe.  Rick had yet to come across any of them, and while he was reluctant to go along with the madman's game, he was ready for the challenge.  

The desert of New Mexico stretched out before Rick.  He got in his car and started it, quietly enjoying the sound and vibration of the car's revving engine.  He pulled out onto the open road and  started down to an old, familiar location.  

He had every intention of saving all of his friends and heroes.  And the villains too, even if they had tried to kill him more times than he could count.  But there was one he absolutely had to help first.  

One man - or woman now, it didn't really matter - to whom he owed everything.

He just hoped that the Hulk hadn't smashed anything important.


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January - 12/20/2014 2:59 AM
I love this Medieval Madness line. Might think of trying to add on to it, but I've never posted an episode on this site...
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 10:05 PM
ES, look for a doctor in the fish
ESchorcho - 12/18/2014 10:00 PM
GAV, I loved the chapter. I did like the Diana/Lois interaction. Still can't believe I did that. What is going to happen in the ceremony? Want to continue this in the message board?
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 9:34 PM
I am wondering if the same people are posting twisted Disney Princess stories here http://www.pinterest.com/pin/552746554236351206/
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 9:31 PM
@ ES, I did incorporate it, I hope you like where I took the rest of the cast throw the morning.
ESchorcho - 12/18/2014 9:16 PM
gothamalleyviper, I messed up on my Lois Human Sacrifice chapter in Rubber Queen. It should have come after your Human Sacrifice chapter. Can't believe I did that.
colleem - 12/18/2014 11:25 AM
Susan´s dream is online. I will try to write Tony´s dream until Saturday. If someone want to write with CC and me in this Story just tell it :) We are talking about Email for better planing
gothamalleyviper - 12/17/2014 8:42 PM
I am about half way throw the chapter for Rubberqueen, and plotted out the "Wedding Chapter", but I keep getting interupted by my life AFK. I kind of want the Warhamer can from 63 Joker and go play "Whack-a-Joe"
colleem - 12/17/2014 2:14 PM
Oprimus... dont you think that it is a bit... unfair to post empty chapters?
ESchorcho - 12/17/2014 7:34 AM
gothamalleyviper, do you need any help with Rubber Queen? Let me know. If you want to start a discussion in the Message Board I would be willing to talk.



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