Title

Rick Jones just shakes his head in disgust and prepares to move out...

by Meddler
Storyline Gotta Catch 'Em All, Fuckymon
Characters Hulk Rick Jones
Category Gender Switch Harem Mind Control
Previous Chapter The PokeNerd's Challenge

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"You know," Rick Jones said, "we probably should have expected this."


The bartender, a broad shouldered man with a horseshoe mustache, looked up quizzically from cleaning a glass.  "What?"

"OK, maybe not the Pokemon thing.  That's pretty weird, even by our standards.  But we've spent so much time trying to tear these guys down.  We slam 'em in the press, try to get them registered, and build giant flying robots to hunt them down and kill them.  We keep trying to put them in cages.  Keep trying to control something that we don't fully understand.  Then this guy comes along, and...boom."

"I don't think anyone was thinking of turning them into Pokemon," said the bartender.  "Or sexing them up, for that matter."  He paused a moment in thought.  "Well, some of us anyway."

"It's not a perfect metaphor," said Rick.  He laid a twenty next to his empty bar glass.  "Keep the change."  He left the bar, ringing the door's hanging bell as he went.

It had been two days since the Pokemon Nerd had issued his challenge.  The rest of the world was struggling to react to the lust-crazed superhumans traipsing around the globe.  Rick had yet to come across any of them, and while he was reluctant to go along with the madman's game, he was ready for the challenge.  

The desert of New Mexico stretched out before Rick.  He got in his car and started it, quietly enjoying the sound and vibration of the car's revving engine.  He pulled out onto the open road and  started down to an old, familiar location.  

He had every intention of saving all of his friends and heroes.  And the villains too, even if they had tried to kill him more times than he could count.  But there was one he absolutely had to help first.  

One man - or woman now, it didn't really matter - to whom he owed everything.

He just hoped that the Hulk hadn't smashed anything important.


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Ghosthand - 10/23/2014 11:15 AM
@ secondchance- Thanks, this story is right up my alley as far as what I like. Sorry about the words that are bunched up, something went wrong from my copy-paste and there is no option to edit. If I post any more I'll watch that closer.
secondchance - 10/23/2014 2:31 AM
Ghosthand - Great job with Wonder Woman's Hooker Adventure! Well written & exactly the direction I wanted to go.
q - 10/23/2014 1:49 AM
Just saw the text of Rebooter was clumped. Fixed it, now it's separate paragraphs.
Grimmer - 10/22/2014 5:00 PM
Anyone willing to work with me on any Wonder Woman/Zatanna or Catwoman/Wonder Woman storylines involving weight gain and/or domination?
Grimmer - 10/18/2014 9:38 PM
I liked it, gotham! Looking forward to more.
gothamalleyviper - 10/18/2014 9:21 PM
Let me know what you guys think, Hopefully I fuel some contributions
gothamalleyviper - 10/17/2014 10:02 AM
ES, I keep trying to pick up the weekend on Sunday morning, but work and such keeps me from working on Rubber Queen. You did guess who I was going to have WW marry
ESchorcho - 10/17/2014 8:20 AM
Going along with CorruptionCentral's theme, I would say the best choices for WW to marry would be Ares, Cheetah or Circe. GAV, do you need me to do anything with Rubber Queen?
CorruptionCentral - 10/17/2014 6:44 AM
GAV: For Wonder Woman I would like to see polar opposites as spouces... Cap & Red Skull, Dr Psycho & Cersi, Reed and Doom. People that want to kill each other but can't act on it due to the contract
gothamalleyviper - 10/16/2014 9:04 PM
If I were to put in a Wonder Woman thread for Waking up in Vegas, who do you guys think she should marry?



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