Moira Queen was in her office at Queen Consolidated reviewing some files before her meeting with Isabel Rochev about the future of her late husband's company. The financial figures for the company were dire. After her role in the destruction of The
Glades came to light, the Queen name became poison in the business world. Moira heard a chime from her computer that indicated that she had a new e-mail. She recognized the sending address as Felicity Smoak, her son's executive assistant.
She opened the e-mail and clicked on the link in the body. A window opened with a flash of color and blinking shapes and patterns. She was taken out of her temporary stupor by a text box appearing on the screen asking the question....
ARE YOU A BIMBO?
Moira Queen was shocked and appalled by the question, but felt compelled to answer
Of course not
YOU MUST BE A BIMBO. TAKE THE BIMBO.COM SURVEY TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF BIMBO YOU ARE
She wanted to exit out of the browser window, but could not bring herself to do it
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
ARE YOU MARRIED?
Widowed and divorced
SO YOU ARE A COUGAR?
Of course not
WHAT IS A COUGAR?
A middle aged woman who is obsessed with having sex with younger men
WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE?
They keep themselves in good shape to compete with the younger women. They dress slutty and use plastic surgery to draw attention to themselves.
WHAT DO THEY ACT LIKE?
They try to act like slutty young girls. They go out clubbing and do designer drugs. They have anonymous sex with younger men.
SO YOU'RE A BIMBO COUGAR
Before Moira could respond again, she felt her body morphing and changing. Her hair lengthened and became an obviously fake blonde. Her face pulled and twisted as if receiving botox, collagen lip injections, and multiple face lifts all at once. Her
breasts lifted, separated and inflated with a very fake looking set of implants. Her body tightened up around the ass, legs and stomach. Her tasteful pants suit was replaced by a halter mini dress. She looked outside of her office and saw one of the new
interns. She paged her assistant to send the young man into her office.<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">