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Moira Queen logs onto Bimbo.com and becomes a cougar

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Moira Queen was in her office at Queen Consolidated reviewing some files before her meeting with Isabel Rochev about the future of her late husband's company.  The financial figures  for the company were dire.  After her role in the destruction of The Glades came to light, the Queen name became poison in the business world.  Moira heard a chime from her computer that indicated that she had a new e-mail.  She recognized the sending address as Felicity Smoak, her son's executive assistant.


She opened the e-mail and clicked on the link in the body.  A window opened with a flash of color and blinking shapes and patterns.  She was taken out of her temporary stupor by a text box appearing on the screen asking the question....

ARE YOU A BIMBO?

Moira Queen was shocked and appalled by the question, but felt compelled to answer

Of course not

YOU MUST BE A BIMBO. TAKE THE BIMBO.COM SURVEY TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF BIMBO YOU ARE

She wanted to exit out of the browser window, but could not bring herself to do it

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

49

ARE YOU MARRIED?

Widowed and divorced

SO YOU ARE A COUGAR?

Of course not

WHAT IS A COUGAR?

A middle aged woman who is obsessed with having sex with younger men

WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE?

They keep themselves in good shape to compete with the younger women.  They dress slutty and use plastic surgery to draw attention to themselves.

WHAT DO THEY ACT LIKE?

They try to act like slutty young girls.  They go out clubbing and do designer drugs. They have anonymous sex with younger men.

SO YOU'RE A BIMBO COUGAR

Before Moira could respond again, she felt her body morphing and changing.  Her hair lengthened and became an obviously fake blonde.  Her face pulled and twisted as if receiving botox, collagen lip injections, and multiple face lifts all at once.  Her breasts lifted, separated and inflated with a very fake looking set of implants.  Her body tightened up around the ass, legs and stomach.  Her tasteful pants suit was replaced by a halter mini dress.  She looked outside of her office and saw one of the new interns.  She paged her assistant to send the young man into her office.<span style="font-size: 0.8em;"> 


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Grimmer - 10/18/2014 9:38 PM
I liked it, gotham! Looking forward to more.
gothamalleyviper - 10/18/2014 9:21 PM
Let me know what you guys think, Hopefully I fuel some contributions
gothamalleyviper - 10/17/2014 10:02 AM
ES, I keep trying to pick up the weekend on Sunday morning, but work and such keeps me from working on Rubber Queen. You did guess who I was going to have WW marry
ESchorcho - 10/17/2014 8:20 AM
Going along with CorruptionCentral's theme, I would say the best choices for WW to marry would be Ares, Cheetah or Circe. GAV, do you need me to do anything with Rubber Queen?
CorruptionCentral - 10/17/2014 6:44 AM
GAV: For Wonder Woman I would like to see polar opposites as spouces... Cap & Red Skull, Dr Psycho & Cersi, Reed and Doom. People that want to kill each other but can't act on it due to the contract
gothamalleyviper - 10/16/2014 9:04 PM
If I were to put in a Wonder Woman thread for Waking up in Vegas, who do you guys think she should marry?
Evva - 10/16/2014 3:33 PM
Jazze are you going to do something about Waking up in Vegas? Because so far you are piling the women and doing nothing to them. How about their reactions to the ring? I bet it would be more interesting if they had a chance to act.
Drake G. Reaper - 10/11/2014 8:08 PM
I've just put up a new chapter for Gwen Stacy: Supervillainess hope you guys are interested. Also I'd be great to see the Buffy in stepford storyline continue.
C.King - 10/9/2014 6:53 PM
Spider-man: Supergirl, Oracle, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, Spoiler, Black Canary, Powergirl, Starfire, Huntress, Wonder Woman, Lashina, Cat Grant, Zatanna, Vixen, Raven, Black Bat or Wonder Girl
Grimmer - 10/9/2014 6:53 PM
Batman and She Hulk would be fun to see.



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