Gotham Central Park, Gotham City
To the casual observer the man on the bench was sitting there staring off into space as he slowly tossed bits of stale bread out for the birds. To those trained to look for that sort of behavior he was observing the security set up for the Wayne Kyle royal wedding. In truth Crane had given up on that a while ago. No doubt Joker, Harley, Pam, Harvey, Croc, Jarvis, Ed, or any other A string Gotham villain was planning to hit it. And multiple A listers were no doubt planning to hit the reception at Wayne Manor. No, what he needed was something much easier. He pulled out his phone and dialed a number.
"Hello Selina," Crane braced himself for the hissing, "I'm in the park right now actually. Look that's not really why I'm calling. OK, I want an invatation. No, no tricks, no bull shit, no insideos plot. Well Miss Kyle, it's a wedding and there are bound to be some super excited ladies there, and it's been a while. I just got out of Arkham after seven months two days ago."
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Outside the Kitten's dressing Room, Wayne Manor, Gotham City
"You want to come to my wedding so you can get laid?" Selina stared at the phone, "Look, no tricks, Once you are on the Manor Grounds your ass is mine! I'll put your name on the list. Tuxedo Crane! I got a problem to deal with... You can thank me latter!"
Selina hung up the phone and looked at the nine Amazons restraining the four kittens.
"Bring in some floor length mirrors," Selina looked at one the Amazons, "Kittens, no more fighting! Next one to hiss at another gets to be the gimp locked in the trunk of the limo while we have the wedding and reception instead of being a part of the wedding!"
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Barbara and Dicks suite, Wayne Manor, Gotham City
Barbara smiled at her trainiee. He stood ramrod straight fastening her shoe to her stalking clad foot. He was so handsome in his tuxedo. Like all of the wedding party he wore a latex catsuit underneath and was plugged. Barbara couldn't wait till tonight to share her Mistress with Bat-Bitch, Alfreda, Dickie, the Kittens and the Princesses. What Barbara wasn't sure of was how the Amazon's would react to the fetish orgy, hopefully they would be all too willing to join in.
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Office, Wayne Manor
"Yes, Clark Kent," Lois smiled towards the Amazon that had taken up duties of wedding co-ordination, "He is my husband. He will be photographing the Wedding for distribution to the new agencies for Queen Selina."
"Your HUSBAND?" the Amazon sneered.
"I was married before I swore to serve Queen Selina and she has not ordered my divorce," Lois frowned, "In fact she gave orders that I stay a faithful wife to him."
"Lois?" Clark said as he snuck in the window.
"I see he is changed," the Amazon turned and walked away.
"Smallvile you really need to try on some of this latex!" Lois throw her arms around him and kissed him.
Releasing her husband she stepped back then turned around and lifted the toga revealing her latex clad bottom with the zipper running between her but cheeks.
"Look how sexy it makes my ass!" Lois flashed a naughty grin.
"Lois!" Clark's eyes about popped out of his head.
"Relax, I'm showing off for my HUSBAND, not the chapstick lesbian Catwoman has working for her now," Lois tuned back and hugged Clark, "Got a good camera?"
"Best one at the planet!" Clark gasped.