Title

Thea Queen logs onto bimbo.com

by The Comedian
Storyline Arrow
Characters
Category Bimboization DC Television
Previous Chapter Felicity starts answering the survey, slowly turning into the type of airhead sexretary she was so worried about being perceived as.

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Felicity giggled vapidly as she chewed on the end of her glassees. She had gotten totally bored waiting for Ollie to show up and had gotten back on the internet, though this time her pursuits were much less academic. She'd burned through some impulse jewelry shopping (all on the company card, of course), and then moved on to porn, a corner of the internet she'd generally sidestepped until now. There was, like, so much for her to explore, and maybe she could even pick up a thing or too to show her boss...

And while she was getting her motor running, a process in the Bimbo.com site had accessed her contacts and sent out links to certain people, including...

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TAKE THE BIMBO.COM SURVEY TO FIND OUT WHICH KIND OF BIMBO YOU ARE!

Thea Queen was appalled. Even in her most stupidly self-destructive moments, "bimbo" wasn't a word that anyone would use to describe her. Yeah, she used to party and drank more than she should have, but she'd gotten things on track and had totally rebuilt her life.

The colors on the website flickered and changed, and with it went Thea's rage, dulling into cool curiosity. How could someone possibly think she was a bimbo? What kind of bimbo would she even be? The more she stared at the screen, the more she wanted to find out.

She clicked on the screen, and the survey began.

WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?

Verdant.

IS THAT A CLUB?

Yes.

SO YOU ARE A PARTY GIRL

No, I run it.

DON'T BE SILLY, WHO WOULD LET A BIMBO RUN A CLUB?

That's the point, I'm NOT a

The colors swirled and the speakers on Thea's laptop played soft dance music and once again her anger dissipated. The question did make sense, sort of. She deleted what she'd typed and changed it:

Yeah I guess that'd be pretty silly

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF BIMBO SPENDS ALL HER TIME AT THE CLUB...


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January - 12/20/2014 2:59 AM
I love this Medieval Madness line. Might think of trying to add on to it, but I've never posted an episode on this site...
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 10:05 PM
ES, look for a doctor in the fish
ESchorcho - 12/18/2014 10:00 PM
GAV, I loved the chapter. I did like the Diana/Lois interaction. Still can't believe I did that. What is going to happen in the ceremony? Want to continue this in the message board?
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 9:34 PM
I am wondering if the same people are posting twisted Disney Princess stories here http://www.pinterest.com/pin/552746554236351206/
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 9:31 PM
@ ES, I did incorporate it, I hope you like where I took the rest of the cast throw the morning.
ESchorcho - 12/18/2014 9:16 PM
gothamalleyviper, I messed up on my Lois Human Sacrifice chapter in Rubber Queen. It should have come after your Human Sacrifice chapter. Can't believe I did that.
colleem - 12/18/2014 11:25 AM
Susan´s dream is online. I will try to write Tony´s dream until Saturday. If someone want to write with CC and me in this Story just tell it :) We are talking about Email for better planing
gothamalleyviper - 12/17/2014 8:42 PM
I am about half way throw the chapter for Rubberqueen, and plotted out the "Wedding Chapter", but I keep getting interupted by my life AFK. I kind of want the Warhamer can from 63 Joker and go play "Whack-a-Joe"
colleem - 12/17/2014 2:14 PM
Oprimus... dont you think that it is a bit... unfair to post empty chapters?
ESchorcho - 12/17/2014 7:34 AM
gothamalleyviper, do you need any help with Rubber Queen? Let me know. If you want to start a discussion in the Message Board I would be willing to talk.



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