Title

Thea Queen logs onto bimbo.com

by The Comedian
Storyline Arrow
Characters
Category Bimboization DC Television
Previous Chapter Felicity starts answering the survey, slowly turning into the type of airhead sexretary she was so worried about being perceived as.

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Felicity giggled vapidly as she chewed on the end of her glassees. She had gotten totally bored waiting for Ollie to show up and had gotten back on the internet, though this time her pursuits were much less academic. She'd burned through some impulse jewelry shopping (all on the company card, of course), and then moved on to porn, a corner of the internet she'd generally sidestepped until now. There was, like, so much for her to explore, and maybe she could even pick up a thing or too to show her boss...

And while she was getting her motor running, a process in the Bimbo.com site had accessed her contacts and sent out links to certain people, including...

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TAKE THE BIMBO.COM SURVEY TO FIND OUT WHICH KIND OF BIMBO YOU ARE!

Thea Queen was appalled. Even in her most stupidly self-destructive moments, "bimbo" wasn't a word that anyone would use to describe her. Yeah, she used to party and drank more than she should have, but she'd gotten things on track and had totally rebuilt her life.

The colors on the website flickered and changed, and with it went Thea's rage, dulling into cool curiosity. How could someone possibly think she was a bimbo? What kind of bimbo would she even be? The more she stared at the screen, the more she wanted to find out.

She clicked on the screen, and the survey began.

WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?

Verdant.

IS THAT A CLUB?

Yes.

SO YOU ARE A PARTY GIRL

No, I run it.

DON'T BE SILLY, WHO WOULD LET A BIMBO RUN A CLUB?

That's the point, I'm NOT a

The colors swirled and the speakers on Thea's laptop played soft dance music and once again her anger dissipated. The question did make sense, sort of. She deleted what she'd typed and changed it:

Yeah I guess that'd be pretty silly

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF BIMBO SPENDS ALL HER TIME AT THE CLUB...


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gothamalleyviper - 6/24/2015 1:45 PM
ES, I have stuff. I just have been roped into extra shifts this week for work and need better net connection than my phone to post.
ESchorcho - 6/24/2015 9:43 AM
gothamalleyviper, I'd like to see some more Rubber Queen. I'm loving what is happening with Selina, especially.
DeMonic - 6/24/2015 5:21 AM
I started calling Jessica, Jenifer for some reason, and that mistake as rolled over into your post too :-(
DeMonic - 6/24/2015 5:20 AM
Hi, Anzaleth. Sorry this is my fasult half way through my Hazmat post tpc
gothamalleyviper - 6/24/2015 12:19 AM
Not really an idea for here, but what if Batman was forced to take custody of Helen Wayne-Kyle and Damean Wayne-alghul at the same time? A 13YO street Princess and a 13YO pycho prince. Could that be a funny series?
gothamalleyviper - 6/24/2015 12:19 AM
Not really an idea for here, but what if Batman was forced to take custody of Helen Wayne-Kyle and Damean Wayne-alghul at the same time? A 13YO street Princess and a 13YO pycho prince. Could that be a funny series?
DoctorMoreau - 6/23/2015 7:04 PM
Sorry Anzaleth, week has been nuts. Saw you added to WWT. Will do the same when I have time. Dig the She-Troll thing. But I'm in a big project at work this week.
Anzaleth - 6/23/2015 11:01 AM
Thanks, jmony. Well, if someone else wants to continue the thread, I'd be interested in joining in....
jmony777 - 6/22/2015 8:29 PM
I'd love to see Anzaleth continue with J.L.A. Vaccaro's Girls! A big fan of your work, especially Batman stuff :)
colleem - 6/22/2015 3:58 PM
Maybe I will add a Chapter :)



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