Title

Thea Queen logs onto bimbo.com

by The Comedian
Storyline Arrow
Characters
Category Bimboization DC Television
Previous Chapter Felicity starts answering the survey, slowly turning into the type of airhead sexretary she was so worried about being perceived as.

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Felicity giggled vapidly as she chewed on the end of her glassees. She had gotten totally bored waiting for Ollie to show up and had gotten back on the internet, though this time her pursuits were much less academic. She'd burned through some impulse jewelry shopping (all on the company card, of course), and then moved on to porn, a corner of the internet she'd generally sidestepped until now. There was, like, so much for her to explore, and maybe she could even pick up a thing or too to show her boss...

And while she was getting her motor running, a process in the Bimbo.com site had accessed her contacts and sent out links to certain people, including...

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TAKE THE BIMBO.COM SURVEY TO FIND OUT WHICH KIND OF BIMBO YOU ARE!

Thea Queen was appalled. Even in her most stupidly self-destructive moments, "bimbo" wasn't a word that anyone would use to describe her. Yeah, she used to party and drank more than she should have, but she'd gotten things on track and had totally rebuilt her life.

The colors on the website flickered and changed, and with it went Thea's rage, dulling into cool curiosity. How could someone possibly think she was a bimbo? What kind of bimbo would she even be? The more she stared at the screen, the more she wanted to find out.

She clicked on the screen, and the survey began.

WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?

Verdant.

IS THAT A CLUB?

Yes.

SO YOU ARE A PARTY GIRL

No, I run it.

DON'T BE SILLY, WHO WOULD LET A BIMBO RUN A CLUB?

That's the point, I'm NOT a

The colors swirled and the speakers on Thea's laptop played soft dance music and once again her anger dissipated. The question did make sense, sort of. She deleted what she'd typed and changed it:

Yeah I guess that'd be pretty silly

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF BIMBO SPENDS ALL HER TIME AT THE CLUB...


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gothamalleyviper - 4/22/2014 6:50 PM
Was somebody going to pick up from Asp's new chapter? I was about to start when I noticed a new option. If someone wants to take it go ahead I will wait till tomorrow.
aspiringactor - 4/22/2014 4:12 PM
Just added a chapter for 'Return of the Black Queen' if any one wants to take a look.
Gorel - 4/22/2014 11:36 AM
No worries
gothamalleyviper - 4/22/2014 5:08 AM
Gorel, I will have something up for the Blue Flu this evening, just had stuff to do the last few days.
venkman - 4/21/2014 1:14 AM
Thanks guys!Glad you liked it. Not sure where to take it now but would be good to see it continue, either by me or someone else :)
ESchorcho - 4/20/2014 9:49 PM
I second that on Fausta's revenge. Really good stuff. Can't wait to see where it goes from here. Loving the Valkyrie transformation.
dunloprobert - 4/20/2014 9:23 AM
venkman, just to say i have thoroughly enjoyed your fausta's revenge story, and i am glad no one else has tried to add/interfere with it. thankyou.
Fanfic Fetishist - 4/18/2014 10:06 PM
I hope everyone's been enjoying my Ben 10 story so far.
Grimmer - 4/17/2014 2:53 PM
A great chapter C. King! Expect a She Hulk chapter from me today and maybe one continuing either the Circe/Catwoman/Amora option or Poison Ivy.
Gorel - 4/16/2014 9:56 PM
No worries Gothamalleyviper, late night sugar binges are good muses for writing.



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