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Felicity Smoak stumbles onto Bimbo.com

by The Comedian
Storyline Arrow
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Category Bimboization Television DC
Previous Chapter Trouble brewing in Starling City

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It was an uneventful day at Queen Consolidated. Of course, for Felicity Smoak any day without some lunatic  trying to blow up or pump bullets through some part of Starling City qualified as uneventful, and for the most part she was grateful for it. The only problem was that a day without any Arrow-related activities to attend to meant a day where the former IT staffer had to maintain her new cover as Oliver Queen's personal secretary. Aside from the whole "getting yourself into life-threatening peril" thing, having to pretend to be dedicated to doing a bunch of menial tasks that any airhead could do was probably the worst part of having joined Team Arrow.

 

Today, though, she was content to pretend like she was doing administrative work on her laptop. While keeping tabs open for monitoring any breaking news, Felicity had started scouring through the deep web for kicks, just to see what she'd find. Eventually she ended up at a mostly-blank page that just had a curious IP address on it. She clicked, and was greeted by an onrush of bright colors and patterns, the weirdest loading screen she'd seen in years. For a good twenty seconds it just kept flashing and changing at breakneck pace. She even thought she saw images of women for the briefest of seconds but it was impossible to say for sure.

 

Finally, "loading..." was replaced by a message.

 

ARE YOU A BIMBO?

 

"What?!" she actually asked aloud, incredulously. She almost thought this was a prank someone was playing on her, as if between her dyed blonde hair and good lucks she hadn't dealt with enough people underestimating her intelligence. Still, though, the background colors were still shimmering and reflecting off her glasses and it made it hard to look away…

 

The message changed.

 

YOU MUST BE.

 

WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE HERE ON BIMBO.COM?

 

That... was weird logic, she thought, but for some reason Felicity was less angry at the site. For the briefest moment she almost giggled. This was probably some high school kid’s doing. At least if it had to be immature junk it was interestingly designed junk, right?

 

It changed again.

 

TAKE THE BIMBO.COM SURVEY TO FIND OUT WHICH KIND OF BIMBO YOU ARE!

 

Wait, she thought, all that and it’s just a personality test? Part of her wanted to just close the tab and move on, but the whole thing was weirdly compelling. She’d already sat through the entire intro, why not see what kind of questions this thing would ask? Soon Felicity had decided that she definitely had to stay on the site and take the survey. The whole thing was silly, and it’s not like she had anything better to do.

 

After all, what was the worst that could happen?


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ESchorcho - 5/26/2017 2:12 PM
I've really liked The Book series so far. Also, GAV, the Rubber Queen and Latex Empire storyline seems off to a good start. Will just need to see the next chapter or so to give a real review.
gothamalleyviper - 5/25/2017 10:44 PM
Please leave any feed back you have. Sorry I didn't get Holidays out, I had Hounds of the Baskerville to deal with.
Yang Xiao Long - 5/25/2017 8:30 PM
There we go. Got a Pink Lantern chapter up. Hope you enjoy.
C.King - 5/25/2017 8:26 PM
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Yang Xiao Long - 5/25/2017 2:32 PM
Sorry for the delay. Had internet problems. Will have Pink Lantern and Devilish Women chapters up tonight
gothamalleyviper - 5/25/2017 9:40 AM
Will try to post a Love Slave, a Nazi Book and the first installment of Rubber Queen Reboot today.
gothamalleyviper - 5/25/2017 9:40 AM
Will try to post a Love Slave, a Nazi Book and the first installment of Rubber Queen Reboot today.
gothamalleyviper - 5/25/2017 9:40 AM
Will try to post a Love Slave, a Nazi Book and the first installment of Rubber Queen Reboot today.
Yang Xiao Long - 5/25/2017 8:04 AM
I'll have a chapter of Pink Lanterns up around noon, and a Devilish Women chapter a bit later.
extreme1 - 5/24/2017 9:50 PM
Started a thread for the Corruptor on the message board any feedback or ideas (including telling me to stop writing) would be appreciated.



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