Title

Felicity Smoak stumbles onto Bimbo.com

by The Comedian
Storyline Arrow
Characters
Category Bimboization Television DC
Previous Chapter Trouble brewing in Starling City

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It was an uneventful day at Queen Consolidated. Of course, for Felicity Smoak any day without some lunatic  trying to blow up or pump bullets through some part of Starling City qualified as uneventful, and for the most part she was grateful for it. The only problem was that a day without any Arrow-related activities to attend to meant a day where the former IT staffer had to maintain her new cover as Oliver Queen's personal secretary. Aside from the whole "getting yourself into life-threatening peril" thing, having to pretend to be dedicated to doing a bunch of menial tasks that any airhead could do was probably the worst part of having joined Team Arrow.

 

Today, though, she was content to pretend like she was doing administrative work on her laptop. While keeping tabs open for monitoring any breaking news, Felicity had started scouring through the deep web for kicks, just to see what she'd find. Eventually she ended up at a mostly-blank page that just had a curious IP address on it. She clicked, and was greeted by an onrush of bright colors and patterns, the weirdest loading screen she'd seen in years. For a good twenty seconds it just kept flashing and changing at breakneck pace. She even thought she saw images of women for the briefest of seconds but it was impossible to say for sure.

 

Finally, "loading..." was replaced by a message.

 

ARE YOU A BIMBO?

 

"What?!" she actually asked aloud, incredulously. She almost thought this was a prank someone was playing on her, as if between her dyed blonde hair and good lucks she hadn't dealt with enough people underestimating her intelligence. Still, though, the background colors were still shimmering and reflecting off her glasses and it made it hard to look away…

 

The message changed.

 

YOU MUST BE.

 

WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE HERE ON BIMBO.COM?

 

That... was weird logic, she thought, but for some reason Felicity was less angry at the site. For the briefest moment she almost giggled. This was probably some high school kid’s doing. At least if it had to be immature junk it was interestingly designed junk, right?

 

It changed again.

 

TAKE THE BIMBO.COM SURVEY TO FIND OUT WHICH KIND OF BIMBO YOU ARE!

 

Wait, she thought, all that and it’s just a personality test? Part of her wanted to just close the tab and move on, but the whole thing was weirdly compelling. She’d already sat through the entire intro, why not see what kind of questions this thing would ask? Soon Felicity had decided that she definitely had to stay on the site and take the survey. The whole thing was silly, and it’s not like she had anything better to do.

 

After all, what was the worst that could happen?


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Yang Xiao Long - 8/24/2016 11:26 PM
There. Please feel free to add on to Devilish Woman if you want
Yang Xiao Long - 8/24/2016 5:10 PM
Sorry for the delay. I'll get a chapter for Devilish Woman up tonight
misbegotten2 - 8/24/2016 2:49 PM
ESchorcho--thanks for the compliment. Will try to have more up tomorrow or Friday.
Gorel - 8/23/2016 11:03 PM
Hey Fanficfetishist, I'm giving it some time if you want to add to Rogue Appetites, if not just let me know.
ESchorcho - 8/22/2016 5:01 PM
Great Bimbotech chapter, misbegotten2!
Gorel - 8/21/2016 7:32 PM
RL claims us all from time to time... She is a harsh mistress.
Fanfic Fetishist - 8/21/2016 7:22 PM
I'm sorry I haven't been contributing much. RL responsibilities affecting my will to write.
Yang Xiao Long - 8/21/2016 6:58 PM
I'll have a Devilish Woman chapter up either tonight or tomorrow.
Yang Xiao Long - 8/21/2016 3:50 PM
I don't have any ideas for Meanest Bitch of All either. I am writting something for Devilish Woman though.
Darth Elsa - 8/20/2016 10:41 PM
Not at the moment Niva. If you want to add a chapter you can.



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