Title

Felicity Smoak stumbles onto Bimbo.com

by The Comedian
Storyline Arrow
Characters
Category Bimboization Television DC
Previous Chapter Trouble brewing in Starling City

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It was an uneventful day at Queen Consolidated. Of course, for Felicity Smoak any day without some lunatic  trying to blow up or pump bullets through some part of Starling City qualified as uneventful, and for the most part she was grateful for it. The only problem was that a day without any Arrow-related activities to attend to meant a day where the former IT staffer had to maintain her new cover as Oliver Queen's personal secretary. Aside from the whole "getting yourself into life-threatening peril" thing, having to pretend to be dedicated to doing a bunch of menial tasks that any airhead could do was probably the worst part of having joined Team Arrow.

 

Today, though, she was content to pretend like she was doing administrative work on her laptop. While keeping tabs open for monitoring any breaking news, Felicity had started scouring through the deep web for kicks, just to see what she'd find. Eventually she ended up at a mostly-blank page that just had a curious IP address on it. She clicked, and was greeted by an onrush of bright colors and patterns, the weirdest loading screen she'd seen in years. For a good twenty seconds it just kept flashing and changing at breakneck pace. She even thought she saw images of women for the briefest of seconds but it was impossible to say for sure.

 

Finally, "loading..." was replaced by a message.

 

ARE YOU A BIMBO?

 

"What?!" she actually asked aloud, incredulously. She almost thought this was a prank someone was playing on her, as if between her dyed blonde hair and good lucks she hadn't dealt with enough people underestimating her intelligence. Still, though, the background colors were still shimmering and reflecting off her glasses and it made it hard to look away…

 

The message changed.

 

YOU MUST BE.

 

WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE HERE ON BIMBO.COM?

 

That... was weird logic, she thought, but for some reason Felicity was less angry at the site. For the briefest moment she almost giggled. This was probably some high school kid’s doing. At least if it had to be immature junk it was interestingly designed junk, right?

 

It changed again.

 

TAKE THE BIMBO.COM SURVEY TO FIND OUT WHICH KIND OF BIMBO YOU ARE!

 

Wait, she thought, all that and it’s just a personality test? Part of her wanted to just close the tab and move on, but the whole thing was weirdly compelling. She’d already sat through the entire intro, why not see what kind of questions this thing would ask? Soon Felicity had decided that she definitely had to stay on the site and take the survey. The whole thing was silly, and it’s not like she had anything better to do.

 

After all, what was the worst that could happen?


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colleem - 9/27/2014 1:06 PM
Depends on the Villain i would say :) but i think the best results would be a combination of many different Methods.
C.King - 9/27/2014 12:43 PM
Question: What mind control device and techniques would be best to make a super a willing pornstar? Or should I make one up?
Drake G. Reaper - 9/27/2014 10:41 AM
Well I've updated the Bimbotech storyline with a possible plot twist that could develop. :)
Grimmer - 9/26/2014 12:09 PM
Well let me know if you have any ideas for this storyline beyond Diana discovering that absolutely every hero, villain, male and female alike, are as fat and slothful as she and Bruce are.
burke_rakers - 9/26/2014 11:34 AM
Thanks, Grimmer. Man oh man, this has been a rough few months. Every time I THINK I've got everything under control, someone I was counting on goes off the rails or some system breaks down. I got home last night, looked at my computer, and said "I'v
ESchorcho - 9/26/2014 10:35 AM
gothamalleyviper, glad you like the new chapters. I will not have time to add anything to Rubber Queen before the weekend so I look forward to your next chapter.
Grimmer - 9/26/2014 10:14 AM
Burke, thanks for updating one of my options for Random Romance. Expect a continuing chapter from me in the future. And don't worry, I won't rush to enact another change, as I know that's an issue you've had with my work in the past on Forever Changing
gothamalleyviper - 9/25/2014 6:39 PM
ESChorcho, I like it, I am going to post something this weekend for Rubber Queen, of you want to take the Royal Court to Dawn or Helena and Dinah to Dawn that would be help me and be interesting.
Sailor Mercury - 9/23/2014 7:45 PM
I am back. Going to try and reboot an old story I started a few years back.
gothamalleyviper - 9/14/2014 9:09 PM
Anyone want to toss me some help with a book length project over on message board?



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