Felicity Smoak stumbles onto Bimbo.com

by The Comedian
Storyline Arrow
Category Bimboization Television DC
Previous Chapter Trouble brewing in Starling City

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It was an uneventful day at Queen Consolidated. Of course, for Felicity Smoak any day without some lunatic  trying to blow up or pump bullets through some part of Starling City qualified as uneventful, and for the most part she was grateful for it. The only problem was that a day without any Arrow-related activities to attend to meant a day where the former IT staffer had to maintain her new cover as Oliver Queen's personal secretary. Aside from the whole "getting yourself into life-threatening peril" thing, having to pretend to be dedicated to doing a bunch of menial tasks that any airhead could do was probably the worst part of having joined Team Arrow.


Today, though, she was content to pretend like she was doing administrative work on her laptop. While keeping tabs open for monitoring any breaking news, Felicity had started scouring through the deep web for kicks, just to see what she'd find. Eventually she ended up at a mostly-blank page that just had a curious IP address on it. She clicked, and was greeted by an onrush of bright colors and patterns, the weirdest loading screen she'd seen in years. For a good twenty seconds it just kept flashing and changing at breakneck pace. She even thought she saw images of women for the briefest of seconds but it was impossible to say for sure.


Finally, "loading..." was replaced by a message.




"What?!" she actually asked aloud, incredulously. She almost thought this was a prank someone was playing on her, as if between her dyed blonde hair and good lucks she hadn't dealt with enough people underestimating her intelligence. Still, though, the background colors were still shimmering and reflecting off her glasses and it made it hard to look away…


The message changed.






That... was weird logic, she thought, but for some reason Felicity was less angry at the site. For the briefest moment she almost giggled. This was probably some high school kid’s doing. At least if it had to be immature junk it was interestingly designed junk, right?


It changed again.




Wait, she thought, all that and it’s just a personality test? Part of her wanted to just close the tab and move on, but the whole thing was weirdly compelling. She’d already sat through the entire intro, why not see what kind of questions this thing would ask? Soon Felicity had decided that she definitely had to stay on the site and take the survey. The whole thing was silly, and it’s not like she had anything better to do.


After all, what was the worst that could happen?

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Darth Elsa - 10/21/2016 8:23 PM
Started it with a short chapter. If anyone wants to add feel free. I'm going to work on a chapter for Devilish Woman in the meantime.
Fanfic Fetishist - 10/21/2016 7:59 PM
I was actually referring to a continuation of the Bimbocalypse storyline I started. Unless you meant that. In which case, nevermind.
Darth Elsa - 10/21/2016 7:20 PM
I will start a Sex Zombie story latter tonight. I actually had ideas for a story like that while the site was down, and already have some of a first chapter written
Fanfic Fetishist - 10/21/2016 5:16 PM
I think the Zombie Bimbopocalypse has potential, if anyone wants to help build on it.
gothamalleyviper - 10/21/2016 10:12 AM
Posted some thoughts and Qs in the message board under Iron Bat Marriage
colleem - 10/21/2016 1:37 AM
Nice to see you again exidor. Then sstd has a future ?? and maybe cc or anyone else want to join too
exidor455 - 10/21/2016 12:45 AM
Thought the site was gone for good! lad to see it's back. :)
Evva - 10/21/2016 12:33 AM
why don't do two set of stories, one about Bryce and Tony and another about Bruce e Toni?
gothamalleyviper - 10/20/2016 9:36 PM
C.King, don't have anything typed out, but the Starts has a Fetish/Transgender/Hero to Heroine open. Imagine what fun the gods of chaos would have with that house hold.
C.King - 10/20/2016 9:32 PM
GAV: Gay married, or one has been made female? Or is it a lesbian marriage between Bryce Wayne and Toni Stark?

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