Instantly, a picture of Logan and stats about him appeared on the screen. It was VERY detailed- Kitty even noticed an entry on "sexual details". Clicking it, she discovered Logan's penis length and width (flaccid and erect)- she was surprised he wasn't
larger, somehow- not that 7 in. was small, but Pete Wisdom was bigger, if not as thick- and, of course, Colossus lived up to his name. Heterosexual (well, she figured that) -apparently a 10% attraction to males was considered still within the heterosexual
range for men, since they would be highly unlikely to even admit that about themselves, and it would not affect their happiness/fulfillment potential- a stat Kitty was particularly interested in.
Logan had always been- well, unhappy. Not that any of the X-Men were ever overly ecstatic- but even in triumph, Wolverine always found the dark side. It was natural, of course- his life had always been a mess- tragedy followed him everywhere. But it pained
Kitty to see it.
So- how to make him happy. This was just a game (she thought), but maybe she could find something playing it she could use in real life to up that "happiness/fulfillment" stat. Love? well, he had found it before- maybe he could again. She clicked on a
box marked "romantic connections- history". DAMN! Well, he had lived a long time, but still. Most were dead, of course- clicking on links she found many of them had been killed by enemies, or caught in crossfires- and there had been more than a few he had
loved, but were already in relationships- not just Jean, but Heather Hudson from Alpha Flight. And then there were those who used him, betrayed him.
Hmmm- she could erase those betrayals from his memory- but that felt like the sort of thing that would bite him (and her) in the ass. There were some women he had been involved with whom he had broken up with amicably- or, semi-amicably- Domino, Carol
Danvers (that was a surprise to her)- and some women he was long-time friends with, but it hadn't gone further than that- Black Widow, Psyloke- Storm would be perfect if she wasn't married!
Of course, the woman should be able to take care of herself- but Kitty could make any of them more powerful, strong as She-Hulk (hey- little note here Logan turned her down once, because she had slept with Juggernaut- they could make a nice couple, though...)
Alright, Kitty thought- let's do this. She pulled up a box marked "current romantic interest" and entered...