"Bruce, everything okay?" Dick asked him.
In a matter of seconds, Batman evaluated the available facts, analyzed them, and came to a conclusion.
Clearly, someone or something was messing with him. Unfortunately, he had no data as to who, why, or how. On the plus side, the situation did not appear to be dangerous (also, kinda hot). The best course of action would be to play along and gather information.
"Yes," he finally responded.
"You sure? You're a little...overdressed for your morning fuck," Dick replied.
"League business," Batman declared, thinking quickly. "I need to visit the Watchtower..."
Which was true; he needed to do some research on the situation, and he couldn't well use the Bat-computer with all these villain...esses around. The Watchtower, on the other hand, would be near deserted, asides from Flash being on monitor duty. Of course,
that left the question of what he was waiting around for.
"...after I get a blowjob," he finished; given what was going on that seemed appropriate. And juding by everyone's reactions, it was.