“I had been flying through the outskirts of Metropolis, when I saw a small UFO. I investigated it to find that the driver had been a space witch named Shar-La. I helped her out, but I also made a disparaging remark about female drivers”“Wait, really?” Ted asked, surprised at his friends apparent sudden sexism.
“Yeah, I wasn’t a great kid back then. Anyways, Shar-La heard my remark and spoke a curse! And so I was transformed into a female version of myself, to teach me a lesson.”
“And did you?” Blue Beetle inquired.
“Of course I did, eventually! But by then it was too late. I found Shar-La and she said that the curse had become permanent, that I was always doomed to be a female. Eventually I, and everyone I knew, got used to it, and I even embraced it!” She said, gesturing to her large chest, the hole in her costume that emphasized it, and her long, bare legs, “and when I moved to this Earth, I never mentioned my past as Power Boy, as Power Girl was who I just was!”
“Wow, that’s a wild story! But... why tell me, if you haven’t mentioned it to anyone else?” Ted asked.
“Well you see, the witches curse didn’t just turn me female. It also made it so that every time I would have a period, I would instead get very horny. And it’s my time of the month.” She replied, her tone going from a tad distraught to quite aroused. “So Teddy, won’t you make me feel like a woman?”