That when she spotted a James Dean look alike carefully placing a bag on the ground next to a Mercedes. She watched for a second as he got on the pavement and crawled under the hood of the car with the cloth bag. Greaser hair, leather jacked, looked like
a light t-shirt, and jeans. She swore he even had a cigarette in his ear. Huntress knew that there was no way this car belonged to him, still why not play with him for some information before beating him to a pulp?
"This isn't your car now is it?" Huntress announced as she landed.
"You'ld be right there lass!" the sing song Irish accent rose from under the car.
"Huntress, Primary Cave, all hands meeting!" Oracle called over the radio.
"Right," Huntress responded.
"You used a radio?" the Irish accent asked, "Well BLOODY RUN!"
The Irish James Dean was up and dragging her by the hand before Huntress knew what happened. Once they rounded a corner there was a massive explosion. The pressure wave hit her and did... something...
"Your first car bomb?" The Irish man asked, "Looks like you need to change your panties, and that doesn't smell like pee."
"Take me..." She gasped, "Take me or I turn you in!"
"I got an idea," He said as he helped her unzip her suit and press her against the wall, "What would you give to be my student?"
"How about me?" Huntress couldn't believe that she would ever say anything that corny, but she needed it so bad!
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"... Fanstaisa Lu then Alfred starts acting all weird. Speaking of which," Bruce addressed the collected Bat-family as Alfred woke up, "I have been able to drop you 73 different ways for years, what made you think you could try to rape me?"
"This is weird," Tim in his Red Robin get up said.
"Getting in Batty pant's is my department," Selina said in full Catwoman gear.
"This was in the papers too," Bruce said, "As soon as Lois Lane interviews this Lady La La character, she gets into a fight with a now openly homosexual Lex Luthur over Clark Kent. Clark got dropped out a window and broke three ribs..."
"Wait," Oracle interrupted, "Clark is Superman, how can a fall break his ribs? Did Luthur have kryptonite on him?"
"No," Bruce continued, "What's more is the outfit the cops pulled Lois out of there in. Someone copied your gloves Selina."
The images from the police report showed the latex outfit and the Catwoman gloves with the extendable claws.
"That bitch!"
"Diana, AKA Wonder Woman," Bruce continued to brief, "Had been giving us hourly reports from her infiltration of a cruise ship by high end thieves, but she has been silent for far too long."
"If someone got to her," Steph was scared, "We are in deep shit. How would they know who we are and how to get us?"
"This may be how," Bruce pulled up a webpage for the live feed of a porn star hooker, "This use to be Mercy Graves, Luthur's right hand. Now she goes by Master-May-I. If whoever is behind this got to her, they could be pumping her for information about
all of us. She had full access to Luthur's files on use, hell, she help write some of them."
"Assassin..." Cassie spoke up, "Now porn star?"
"Hard to believe kiddo," Jason Todd said, "But weirder shit has happened. I got word on the street that some bitches are looking for Batman's three sons. And these aren't groupies that I'm talking about."
Selina shook her head.
"I know this is not the best time to bring this up," She pointed out a real problem, "But smiley and tassel twit have been silent for way too long. They aren't in Arkham, and they aren't on some twisted Bonie and Clyde spree across the country either.
Lord only knows what's happening to them."
"We will have to watch out for each other," Kate Cain said, "If they can do this to Alfred, who knows what they can do to any of us?"
"Which is why Bruce already has us targeted for take down in case something happens to us," Jason Todd smiled before putting the Red Hood back on.
"Did you really assume otherwise?" Dick shrugged.
"Point of Order," Selina interjected, "Tempting the Bat with a romp on the roof is completely in character for me."
"From the sounds of it," Oracle said, "Some one has their claws in Huntress already. Helena is with an Irish male. Bomb-maker, possibly. And she is now a confirmed screamer."
"That is why I sleep with the com-link in the other room," Tim shrugged.
Steph looked at him.
"She doesn't 'Romeo', now get to Work!" Bruce ordered.
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Clark was clad in little more than a leather corset, and he was hung upside down by hooks on the corset. His hands and feet were pulled down and out to the corners of the bed.
"Speak puppy!" Lois commanded.
"Thank you Mistress!" Clark cried.
Lois brought the paddle down on her superslut's ass.
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Ben was wearing a latex superman outfit, and Luthur was his willing sex slave. It was so much easier now.
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There was a knock at Carol Ferris' door, she knew it was probably Hal. He always checked in after saving a solar system or two. She was surprised when it wasn't.