Emma and Storm moved through the crowd of huge, muscular thuggish women, trying to look for someone who would be good to talk to. The two mutants nervously licked their lips. They were feeling a certain energy in this place that was strangely appealing. Perhaps it was the noise or the smoke or just all these powerful bodies packed close together, but there was something about--
"Hey!" A huge obese woman all in leather rose to her feet. "You knocked over my drink!"
"Sorry," Storm said. "I don't know what--"
"Stupid bitch!" The woman punched Storm in the face.
Suddenly there was a crack of thunder and the punk went flying against some other women.
"Hey!"
"Watch where yer goin', twat!"
A bottle shattered over someone's head, and Emma Frost ducked to avoid a glass.
"You think you can take me on?" Emma laughed as her body turned to diamond.
Another woman flew across the room with a yell, shattering three glasses. Soon the entire bar was trapped in a savage brawl.
Not that Storm or Emma were complaining.
* * *
"OOo!" Scarlet Witch giggled as she saw a few plump girls cosplaying in sexy witch and sorceress outfits. "Those are so cute!"
"Oooo, those are cute collars," Tigra said as she looked at some fat jolly girls in catgirl costumes, with little bells jangling from around their necks.
Wanda pouted as she looked down at her own outfit. The colour was okay, but it seemed really drab compared to those anime witches.
Tigra's stomach growled. She could look at the outfits later. Right now she was hungry!
* * *
"Thank you, sweetie," Geraldine cooed as the waiter placed down a huge plate of numerous sushi and seafood.
The waiter yelped a little as she gave him a good swat on the bum as he left.
"Desert," Geraldine giggled as she stared at him. "Now, tuck in, ladies."
Kitty and Jennifer did feel their stomachs growling as they looked at the food.
"After all, what are the thinks a proper lady needs to get proper respect?" Geraldine asked. "A lot of money, a lot of maturity, a lot of body, and the aggressive energy to make sure all of that works for her!"
Kitty nodded as she slurped down one of the mussels. It did taste good!
"So, that, Kitty," Geraldine cooed as she leaned forward. "You're a very mature, experienced lady, aren't you?"
"Mature?"
"Yes, smart and sophisticated, you know what's what. I bet you have a really handsome young man wrapped around your pinkie. What's his name? I bet you have all sorts of fun with the sweet dear."
Kitty wrinkled her brow. The way Geraldine had phrased it was rather odd. "Well...."