“Hi, Mr. White!”
Perry White saw three blonde girls, all
dressed in tight outfits and elegant heels, saunter up to him.
“Do I know you?” he said.
“Nuh-uh,” Mercy said. “But we all
know you. We're all big fans of the Daily Planet.” The girls all
tittered. “Can we have your autograph? Pretty please?”
* * *
Slade relaxed in the chair while his
maids searched for more recruits.
Beast Boy was making some whining
sounds, so Slade idly tossed a tennis ball out the room. The pet
eagerly scampered for it.
“Can I get you anything, sir?” Dick
asked.
He was based in pieces of his original
Robin costume: the yellow cape, booties, gloves, and a tight green
speedo that could barely contain his giant dick. His top was bear.
“Get me a beer,” Slade said.
“Yes, sir.”
* * *
Lex Luthor said he needed to talk to
Alfred about “daddy things,” so Claire took Bryce by the hand and
guided her to to her room.
“Cool,” Bryce said.
“You wanna be friends?” Claire
asked. “Your daddy said we should become good friends.”
“Thure.”
Claire giggled. “You sound funny!”