"Please my god, plunder my holes I am your humble servant." Dust said kissing Doctor Psycho's feet.
"So you think you are worthy enough for me to fuck you?" Cizko said with a smirk.
"Oh no... I am completely worthless as a person... but I live only to please you in any way that I can." Dust said apologetically.
"Hey, our holes are totally virgin too!" Irma spoke up
"Yeah, and while Dust was wearing drab ugly things to hide what she looked like me and my sisters flaunted our slut bodies for everyone." Phoebe continued.
"Yeah, we deserve to have our slutty holes punished by a real man more!" Celeste finished whining.
"hmm... you make valid points..." Cizko says thinking.
"Like hell they do, Master!" Kitty says walking in with Jubilee, and the two prostrate themselves as well. "Me and Jubilee here have been X-men longer than all of these little bitches and have never had the pleasure of basking in the type of fucking a real man can give."
"Yeah, and we've always been looking for a real man to impress, love and obey..." Jubilee said while shooting an angry look towards the doorway.
On this cue Wolverine and Cyclops both entered the room.
"What the hell is the meaning of this?" Cizko says looking at Jean.
"It's simple master. Wolverine and Scotty here have come to realize something isn't that right?" Jean said with a smile.
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Jan blinked Jarvis had requested the ownership of Van Dyne industries and all the money she had made when her real father died so long ago... but she wanted her daddy Jarvis to be happy... so she knew what she had to do.
With a bright smile Jan looked her daddy in the eye and said "NO."
"Excuse me young lady?" Jarvis said staring down at the superheroine.
"I said no. this is a business transaction... and that requires negotiations and compromise." Jan said brightly. "I will give you Van Dyne Industries and access to all of my financials... in exchange for you taking your big daddy dick and plowing my tight little cunt."
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Raven unwrapped the present and squeed it was a pretty necklace with a shiny Raven pendant.
"OOOH thank you sooo much Daddy." Raven hugged Deathstroke tightly
"You're welcome, uh... Raven." Slade said still a bit confused at what's going on.
"Did you get anything for sis?" Raven said
"Sis?" Slade said confused
"Yeah you know my sister..." Raven said.
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"MMM Roy... I knew you'd be back." Cheshire said as she sat on top of the naked former sidekick.
"I was thinking Lian could use a sibling... or 3." Roy said rocking her back and forth.
"Sounds like fun." Cheshire said with a big grin
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Harley chewed the piece of toast, and tried processing what was going on.
"So like... what's the joke here?" Harley said.
"What do you mean, Baby?" Red Hood said to his wife.
"Like we was fighting each other ... and then I woke up here and you're bein' all lovey dovey and givin' me toast..." Harley says through chewing.
"Well like I said our lil' puddin' made the toast." Todd said laughing.
"ok fine I'll play along... let's go see them so I can thank them for the wonderful toast." Harley shrugged and walked behind Todd to the kitchen.