Cupid thought for a moment as he went over his list. One of his assistants was jumping in the back with their hand raised.
“Seriously?” Cupid said aloud, “There is a bathroom right in there.”
“No sir,” the assistant said, “I was wondering why that pairing, should it be Captain America or maybe Winter Soldier with the Red Skull’s daughter?”
“No,” Cupid said, “Remember how made Hera gets when fights break out at weddings? Can you imagine the battle that that wedding would cause? What are you? Minions from that despicable movie? No. I have something special for Mr. Rogers… Something that will keep Mr. Shmidt from raising a stink at his wedding.”
Cupid looked back at his lists.
“He he, while we are in town… Cupid smiled.