"Come here, Jennifer," Gamora growled as she yanked She-Hulk into the room. "Let's get you just as smooth as our mistresses want!"

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Johnny (or "Joanni," as he now thought of himself) cooed as he pulled on the dress Madame Sue had given him. He felt so flattered that he was going to be the flower girl at his beloved sister mistress' wedding. This was so exciting. So glamorous. He wasn't going to let her down.

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He giggled. The dress made him feel so feminine! So pretty. He wasn't going to let her down.

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Rita Richards finished doing her hair, excited to show Dr. Doom what a wonderful wifey she'd be for him now. She sighed with excitement as she left the room... and almost collided with Namor!

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"Oh!" Rita blushed. "Sorry!"

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"Have you seen Mr. Fantastic?" Namor asked. "Perhaps he can help stop this madness."

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Rita giggled and blushed again.

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Gamora and She-Hulk were passionately making out, and as they kissed each one stroked the other's head.

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So smooth and green, none of that nasty hair left. No nasty hair left on any part of their bodies. It was so lovely.

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