Spider-Man grinned as he headed over to Avengers Tower. Just the thought of his upcoming threesome with Ms. Marvel, She-Hulk and Tigra - their already impressive bodies made even sexier - was getting him hard. As he swung over an alleyway, however, he heard a scream and an alarm going off. Even though he knew he planned to use the Time Gem to just reverse everything by going back in time once he'd had his fun, he sense of responsibility was too high to just ignore the cry for help.
He landed in front of a nearby bank, only to find Absorbing Man and Titania tearing through various police cars, almost free and clear with satchels full of cash in their hands. He landed directly in front of them and smiled under his mask.
"Move it, bug, or get squashed!" snarled Crusher Creel, his body made of steel.
"What my man, said!" sneered his statuesque wife, all 6 feet of redheaded fury and curves trembling with anger. "Move it or-"
Peter snapped his fingers and time froze."Now, what to do with the two of you?" he said thoughtfully. "Well, other than the obvious. First off . . ."He snapped his fingers and Titania's top exploded as her already impressive tits doubled in size and sensitivity. Even on her towering figure, they looked ridiculous. Of course, she wouldn't be the only one - now every single supervillainess in existence would find themselves with absolutely enormous and absurdly sensitive breasts.
"Or, as you'll be forced to call them . . ." Spider-Man used the Mind Gem to erase the word "breasts" and any other even vaguely classy sounding term for a woman's chest from their minds. Even the head of AIM would be unable to refer to her new assets as anything other than "boobies", "titties", "hooters" or something equally 'classy'.
Of course, why stop there? He looked around at the various cops, their faces scared as they uselessly fired bullets and tried to pull their friends out of overturned cars. He'd never thought about it, but they were quite often the real heroes - why not let them get rewarded for their work?
He snapped his fingers again, restoring time after making two last changes to the evil couple in front of him.
"We broke the law." the Absorbing Man and Titania said in a unison monotone as they stripped out of their clothes. "Now, we must be punished. How can we make it up to all of you?"
The cops grinned as they knew just what the hot stud and the huge-titted amazon could do to make up for their misdeeds . . .
"With civic duty, comes fuckable supervillains! Or something. Have fun, guys and girls!" he announced cheerfully before he swung back into the air to go to Avengers Tower, hardening again at the thought of his upcoming four-way.