Jack crossed her arms across her chest and scowled... something she was used to... however thanks to the changes Miranda made anyone that saw her now would see not a bad ass criminal that was seriously pissed off and probably going to break something... but a bratty bimbo pouting like she were about to throw a temper tantrum.
"Awww... what's wrong princess? Did you use up all of your pink nail polish? I can get you more if you want" Miranda Lawson said mockingly as she entered the hold.
"LIKE SHUTUP! I KNOW YOU TOTALLY ARE RE...RE... LIKE re-spo... um..." Jack blinked a few times trying to remember the words she was going to say but they weren't coming to her for some reason "LIKE YOU DID THIS, YOU MEANIE!" to emphasize her point Jack stamped her feet against the ground.
"What are you talking about, Jackie?" Miranda said with a smirk.
"Like you made my boobies all big... and uh... like changed my hair so it was all pretty!" Jackie said... before wondering to herself if that was a bad thing.
"Oh that" Miranda said slyly "Yes, I am responsible for that."
"I like totally knew that!" Jackie said happily.
"I'm also responsible for your clothes, and the rapid decrease in your intelligence" Miranda said with a laugh.
"In-telly-gans?" Jackie says not understanding that word.
"Oh don't worry your pretty little head about it... I'm sure you're wondering why I did it after all."
"Like yeah!" Jackie said staring at the "perfect woman".
"That's simple, you've done SUCH a good job I thought it was time to give you a promotion. Congratulations Jackie, you are now officially the Normandy SR-2's Comfort Officer." Miranda says with a smile.
"Comfort officer?" Jackie says with a head tilt.
"Yes, that means you are responsible for the comfort of the crew... especially the men." Miranda says with a smirk
Jackie's eyes go wide and she beams out an "O M GEEE!" while she starts doing a little happy dance on the spot. "I get the nummy Cerbery Cock!"
"You sure do Jackie... now... this dank hold is not really suitable for an official officer now is it? Don't worry you're dim little bimbo brain though... I can fix that for you too." Miranda smirks at the girl.
After a bright light emanating from one of the shiny gems in Miranda's belt they are now standing in a bright pink bedroom perfectly befitting the cerberus cheerleader Jack had become... right down to a super soft bed decked in pink and white, pictures of "HAWT" Cerberus soldiers plastered all over the walls save for one section directly at the foot of her bed in that spot stood a Regal portrait of Miranda Lawson staring down at her with a smug expression. It was placed in such a way that ensured that it would be first thing Jack saw when she she woke up and the last thing she saw before falling asleep... reminding her of who was to blame or thank for her current predicament.
"Now then I think it's time for you to get to work... you have a whole crew to get through, after all. Depending on how quickly you get through them... I MAY give you the pleasure of pleasing me."
"Ooooh." Jackie says before snapping into a salute "Yes, Mistress Miranda!"
Jack started heading for the door to the rest of the ship before Miranda called out. "Oh Jackie... aren't you forgetting something?"
Jackie cocked her head to the side in confusion again... and Miranda tossed her two small red and black pom poms. "You'd be a pretty terrible Cheerleader without those wouldn't you?"
Jackie giggled an ascent and begins shaking them while bouncing away towards the main Crew Quarters.