“I think I got it,” Sora said
after a few moment's thought. “Kairi, you can go to the Dwarven
Woodlands and help Snow White, since you're both Princesses of
Heart.”
Kairi fidgeted uncomfortably. “We've
never been there before, and I'm the only one of us who hasn't taken
a Master's exam...”
Sora just smiled. “I believe in
you,” he said simply. Kairi blushed, and nodded.
“Also, he wants to imagine you
lezzing out with Snow White,” Riku teased, smirking.
Sora blushed, smacking his friend on
the back of the head. “S-Shut up!” he said, Goofy and Donald
giggling. Kairi smiled, although she was suddenly very aware that if
Snow White HAD become a Perverse, she'd have to 'lez out' with her.”
“Riku, can you handle Arendelle?”
Sora asked.
Riku thought for a moment, and nodded.
“The cold never bothered me anyway,” he said. “I can handle
an ice kingdom.”
“Big talk for someone who grew up on
a beach island,” Donald teased.
“I've had pure darkness flowing
through my veins,” Riku said, scowling at the duck. “Some nippy
weather is nothing compared to that kind of cold.”
Donald just smirked at him.
Riku shook his head. “So that just
leaves you going to the Land of Dragons,” he said.
Sora nodded. “I kinda wanna check
on worlds we're more familiar with at first, see how our friends are
doing.”
Goofy looked at the Gummi Ship's
scanners again. “Well... Right now, Shameless activity is highest
in these areas, so we'd best clear them out first.”
Donald nodded. “We have to get back
to the king to help him with his mission. The ship has smaller
dropships for all of us. We'll leave the big ship here while you
three take three of the dropships down to the worlds.”
Sora nodded, smiling sadly. “Feels
weird not having you guys with me on this mission,” he said.
Goofy chuckled, coming over and
hugging the young man. “Aw, shucks,” he said. “Don't you
worry about nothing. No matter what, we'll always be there for each
other, even when we're not with you in person.”
Riku nodded. “Good friends are
always together, even when apart,” he said, Kairi nodding in
agreement.
Sora grinned happily. “I love you
guys,” he said softly. “Anyway, let's go.”
Everyone went to the four dropships in
the Gummi Ship's hangar, each one boarding them and heading off on
their own, Donald and Goofy to Toontown to reunite with Mickey, Sora,
Riku, and Kairi to the worlds below...
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Dwarf Woodlands...
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Kairi set down in the middle of a
clearing in the forest. As she got out, the dropship shrunk down and
put itself in one of her pockets.
“That's handy,” she said. “Plus,
it answers one of my questions...” She began looking around,
listening to the sounds of the forest around her. There were the
expected sounds of animals and wind, but there were also went,
squishy, rhythmic sounds all around her as well. The fact that the
thick foliage blocked out most of the light didn't help the
atmosphere.
Kairi grimaced as the smell hit her.
“Oh yes, we are in sex country,” she muttered. She felt
something tap her on the shoulder, and she yelped, spinning around
and summoning her flowery Keyblade.
Standing behind her was a giant,
pinkish-purple shadowy tree monster with lots of viney tentacles and
branches that looked VERY phallic. Its eyes glowed bright white in
the darkness.
Kairi blinked. “Shameless?” she
asked it.
The tree nodded.
She took a step back. “...Evil
rapey tree?”
The tree nodded.
Kairi took another step back. “You're
awfully polite for a rape monster.”
The tree shrugged.
Kairi took another step back. The
tree took a step forward. “Any chance I could get out of this with
you not trying to rape me?” Kairi asked hopefully.
The tree shook its head.
“I was afraid of that,” Kairi
said, setting the tree on fire with a spell and running for it, the
tree running after her, bellowing in rage and pain.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Land of Dragons...
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Sora landed in the palace, the
dropship shrinking down into his pocket as soon as he got out. “Huh.
Neat,” he said, looking around. The Emperor was nowhere to be
found, only a few soldiers standing around. They were wary at first,
but recognized Sora and nodded to him politely. Sora deliberated for
a moment and decided to ask them about Mulan. He was about to do so,
when...
“BlockthedoorblockthedoorBLOCKTHEDOOR!”
screamed a voice Sora recognized.
Chien Po, Ling, and Yao were running
for their lives from Shang, who was laughing wildly and radiating a
purplish-pink aura. An army of Shameless was behind him. The guards
immediately went to work, closing the massive palace doors just as
Chien Po, Ling, and Yao ran inside, the three of them immediately
grabbing a locking bar and slamming it into place.
“Come out, fatty!” taunted Shang
as the army reached the door. “That jiggly ass of yours will keep
me satisfied for weeks!”
The tall, heavily obese Chien Po
whimpered, clutching at his butt. Shang's army of Shameless began
banging on the door, but the barrier was holding for now.
Ling finally noticed Sora, the skinny
man coming over to give him a hug. “Sora, you have no idea how
glad I am to see you!” he said.
Short, heavily bearded Yao came over
as well. “Everything's gone crazy, Sora! These new Heartless...”
“Not Heartless,” Sora said,
shaking his head. “Shameless.”
“Fits the way they've been
acting...” Chien Po muttered.
Ling rolled his eyes. “Heartless,
Shameless, WHATEVER,” he said. “It all started with Mulan one
day. We were training one day, and Mulan just came into the camp one
day, completely nude!”
Yao growled. “Which was weird on
its own! I mean, she defies a lot of the old traditions, but she
shows respect for the ones she does follow!”
Chien Po continued. “We didn't
notice until too late that her eyes had changed color to some strange
purplish-pink,” he said. Shang took her into his tent, and they
stayed there for hours. When they came out again, Shang wasn't
wearing his shirt anymore, Mulan was still naked, and they both had
this army of tentacle monsters with them.”
Ling shivered. “Some of the men...
Just being around them, they started to... to change...”
Sora frowned. He was bisexual, so the
thought of having sex with Shang to save him from his Perverse
corruption didn't bother him, but to hear how two of his friends had
changed so badly... “I'll save them all,” Sora said. “I
swear.”
“I hope so, buddy,” Yao said.
“The most we've been able to do is warn the Emperor early enough to
get him out of the capital.”
Sora nodded, staring at the door,
debating on how to proceed...
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Arendelle...
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
“I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS!!” Riku
said, shivering heavily as his dropship shrunk down into his pocket.
A blizzard was blasting the mountain, and the jacket Riku had taken
wasn't even close to being enough to block out the cold.
Desperate, feeling his body
temperature drop rapidly, he took to the air, thinking happy thoughts
(WARMWARMWARMWARMWARM) to trigger the fairy magic that allowed him to
fly. With the heavy winds, though, he could barely manage it, and
ended up collapsing in the castle courtyard.
“Oh geez...” he muttered. “What's
causing all this snow?”
“Are... are you one of the
fairfolk?” asked a frightened voice.
Riku turned, and spotted a young woman
in a thick coat. Standing near her, his hand on a sword, was a
youngish man in thick winter gear, a moose standing by him. And
bizarrely, there was also a small snowman clinging nervously to his
leg.
Riku shook his head. “No. If I was
an elf, I probably wouldn't be as cold as I am now,” he said,
casting a fire spell and holding it in his hands to warm up. “I'm
Riku. And I'm here to help with your weather problems.”
The young man scowled. “How do we
know you're not one of those things that appeared when Elsa got
possessed?”
Riku blinked. “Elsa?”
“My older sister, the queen,” the
young woman said, smiling sadly. “She... She suddenly started
acting strange, making advances on everyone. She tried to fight it,
fleeing up to the mountains again... but I guess she lost, because
the blizzards came once more, along with these strange purplish-pink
creatures...”
Riku nodded, shivering. “Okay. I
can save her, and in fact that's what I'm here to do. But I'd really
like a chance to warm up first.”
The young woman looked to her male
companion, the moose and the snowman giving him a pleading look as
well. The young man sighed. “Fine fine fine, he can come in and
warm up. But he better have some explanations.”
Riku grimaced. “I do, but believe
me, you're not gonna like most of them...”