Lair of the Huntress
Helena strutted back and forth in front of the leg mirror. It had been her mothers and frankly Helena never thought she would use it since she almost never cared that much about fashion to see the details of how shoes looked on her feet from all angles. Now she was checking out her boots and heels to see which sets were the most intimidating and projected the right messages to her pets and potential servants. She knew she would have to wait until tomorrow afternoon until she could dash off to Star City to enjoy a weekend with her latex pets, but tonight she intended to entangle a few more of the Seventh Street Rangers in her web at the club.
“I am going to get lucky tonight!” Helena said to herself after choosing stiletto heeled crotch boots, a micro mini skirt and a corset, “Just add the whip and the subs will come crawling to me!”
*
Dick Personal Safe House, Gotham City
Dick had been use to eating college dorm staples at one point, but after moving back to the manor Alfred had spoiled him, so eating the microwave noodle soup cup was revolting. Still there were worse things to eat.
“Dick Grayson,” Dick answered the personal phone he almost never gave the number out to, “Mr Fox… How are you Lucius? That’s good, what are you up to these days? Anything new in the labs… So no monsters? I could have started singing if there was. Did you check on the Wants and Warrants? I know Bullock claimed the hit on me was called off… So it’s true? Yeah I think I will keep hiding for now. What? Really, so you found a money trail on that Saint Anky place? Don’t leave me hanging, where does it go? No Where? That is leaving me hanging Lucius… So there is a bank called No Where; that is a new one. Slush funds funds from everywhere got funneled into it. Where did the slush funds come from? He’s in prison for RICO charges, she’s in for Tax evasion, He just paroled after stealing from the Navy… I am seeing a pattern here. Have you told Bruce? No, I will look into it, Bruce will tear that place apart.”
*
Selina Kyle’s Safe House, Gotham City
Holly was in the kitchen preparing dinner, Karon was preparing the table, and Selina was dressing the outfit that Holly laid out for her. Holly has gotten the old purple leather dress with the thigh slits and black rubber seemed stalking with purple knee boots. Selina wasn’t sure what the two seemed to have planned but they were on quite the kink lately and they wanted Selina to be their mistress and for them to be her slaves. It was weird, they were still a pair but they seemed to have a fake hive mind going. Selina swore more than once when she brought Karon and Holly to orgasm they said “Thank you your majesty” into their gags.
*
Lane Apartment, Metropolis
Both Kara and Karen were waiting for her, kneeling in their latex slave gear. Lois kept from smiling externally while she led her slave husband into the bedroom so she could shower and change for tonight’s seduction of the Kryptonians. She would test their self-control with her rubber military catsuit tonight, the one with the three way crotch zip.
*
Arrow Bunker, Star City
Dinah was dressed for the night’s patrols, she wore her leather body suit, the biker jacket, heeled biker knee boots and fishnets but this time she had a black translucent latex catsuit under it all and black leather dog collar around her neck. She and Ollie would patrol tonight, the drug laced dinner would ensure that their sidekicks were fast asleep and then she would make sure they listened to the discs that she had bought for them. It was the right thing to do… Dinah didn’t know why, but it was the right thing to do.
*
Brown Home, Gotham City
Bruce held the door open for Barbara. Tim was waiting for them. Steph was trying to get Kari out of the kitchen.
“Mom has a thing, you are a guest,” Steph said, “Barbara, Tim, Mr. Wayne please entertain her…”
“I just want to help,” Kari said before Steph went back in the kitchen, “Well, Dinner smells great at least.”
“I wish Dick could be here,” Barbara sighed.
“Your father will calm down… Eventually,” Bruce smiled.
“What did Dick do this time?” Tim asked as he took a sip of soda.
“He asked my dad for my hand in marriage,” Barbara blurted out.
Tim spit the soda out in surprise right on the white couch.
“Shit!” Tim said.
“What was that?” Crystal poked her head out the kitchen.
“Tim didn’t believe me,” Barbara as Kari and Bruce all moved to block Crystals’ view of the couch, “Don’t be vulgar Tim.”
“Try to find some stain remover and fast!” Bruce growled at Tim under his breath then turned up the FOP, “Mrs. Brown it’s a pleasure to meet you, I have heard such nice things about you!”
“Cola all over the white couch,” Tim groaned, “Nobody will notice that.”
“Get me a glass of Fresca,” The Rubber Queen ordered.
“Your Majesty?” Barbara and Tim both whispered.
“Now or its genital electrical torture,” Rubber Queen hissed under her breath.
Barbara made her way to the kitchen.
“Steph,” Barbara said, “do you have any Fresca?”
“No, Why?” Steph asked.
“Her Majesty wants a glass,” Barbara said.
“Shit,” Steph almost panicked, “We don’t have any!”
*
USS Lovecraft, Mermaid Atoll
Mary’s eyes rolled in her head as she dreamed the nightmare Diana whispered in her ear.
“Once your shining angel leaves you crying, you imagine two shadows on the deck of the ship starting to take human form, they start to become more and more human one a woman coated in black shine the other a man in black shine. You are helpless and frightened, paralyzed in place as the female one beckons the male one to come towards you with her. As they come closer you see their horns, tails and black sex organs on display… The sight of them makes you wet between your legs and face flush…” Diana cooed the dark fantasy into Mary’s ear, “Your eyes become transfixed on the black shine of the man’s dick hanging in front of you, fully engorged and standing straight out, you want to suckle it. You want to taste it, you want it down your throat…”
*
Brown House, Gotham City
“Mom, I will be right back ok?” Steph poked her head out just enough to get her mom’s attention.
“Oh?” Mrs. Brown turned around.
“We’ll be right back,” Barbara said holding onto Steph’s arm for stability.
Bruce and Crystal watched as Barbara and Steph rushed out the back door.
“Did she grab her keys or purse?” Mrs. Brown thought aloud, “Oh well.”
“So, I understand that you going to Martha’s Vineyard,” Bruce smiled, “It’s really nice this time of year…”
Tim was grabbing tissues to try and clean up the cola spots, but they were starting to spread out. The Rubber Queen tapped him on the shoulder as Bruce was failing to keep Mrs. Brown back by the kitchen. Tim quickly sat over the stains to keep Mrs. Brown from seeing it. Mrs. Brown smiled at the three and then spoke.
“Is everyone alright?” Mrs. Brown asked.
“Yes,” The Rubber Queen smiled in her Kari Guise.
“Well we will eat once Steph and Barbara get back. Where is Dick by the way?” Mrs. Brown asked.
“I figure it is best if Barbara tells you,” Bruce smirked, “Now, where did I put that, Ah.”
Bruce grabbed a bottle of wine, and handed it to Mrs. Brown.
“I hope we are having chicken,” Bruce smile, “That’s all I could find without Alfred’s help on such short notice.”
“Well it’s good that we are having rotisserie chicken then,” Mrs. Brown smiled as she looked at the expensive red wine, “I’m sure this will be wonderful.”
Outside Steph and Barbara had made their way to the corner store only to find neither of them had their purses or cash. Returning to the house, they found themselves locked out of the gate and now one inside could hear them and both found themselves without their cell phones.
“Where is she?” the Rubber Queen asked.
“I don’t know ‘Kari’ where Barbara is,” Tim said, “Her purse is right there.”
“Tim will you go out a see if Steph and Barbara are back?” Mrs. Brown called.
Kari took a place to keep Mrs. Brown from seeing the stained couch while Tim got up and went to check the back door. Sure enough there they were outside the fence, Steph trying to help the recently returned to walking Barbara over the fence. Tim opened the gate and let the pair in, only to find the back door locked as the front door.
“How do you get back in?” Barbara asked Steph.
“I use my grapple gun to latch onto that wind vane there,” Steph pointed at the metal fixture over her bedroom window.
“Ok so,” Tim said.
“My primary is inside and the alternates are in the caves,” Steph sighed.
“Shit,” Barbara breathed.
Inside Mrs. Brown walked past The Rubber Queen in her guise as Kari and looked out the window to see the three in the yard. Turning around she saw the wet stain of cola on the couch.
“Oh, One of the kids must have spilled their soda,” Mrs. Brown smiled, “Bruce would you look in that closet and get me the spray bottle. Yes that’s the one. You can’t keep a couch white with a teenager in the house, at least not without a home cleaning trick. My mother taught me about this.”
“I always used Fresca soda myself,” Kari flashed a smile.
“I use Alfred,” Bruce shrugged, “Frankly last time I tried to clean something myself he swatted me with a newspaper.”
“I would tell Steph to help clean,” Mrs. Brown finished cleaning the spots, “but so far she is much better at making messes then cleaning them up. And it looks like she is trying to climb the side of the house again.”
“I got this,” Bruce smiled.
Steph was almost onto the roof and at the attic window of her room when the kitchen door opened and Batman in Bruce’s clothes stuck his head out into the yard.
“Quite screwing around and come inside,” Batman growled then Bruce smiled, “Dinner is ready.”
*
Olsen Apartment, Metropolis
Jimmy was sharing a meal with Meg, well he was feeding Meg. Meg did grab pepperonis off the pizza and put them on her naked bosom for Jimmy to eat.
*
Safe House, Gotham City
Dick looked at the secured phone.
“How many Batgirls and Robins does it take to break into a two story Colonial?” Dick read the message, “I don’t know Bruce, how many? Ask my bride and our replacements? Oh boy.”
*
Brown Home, Gotham City
“So why is Dick not here?” Mrs. Brown asked Barbara.
“Ah,” Barbara froze like a deer in headlights.
“Yes why?” The Rubber Queen flashed a warm smile at her subject.
“Well,” Barbara stumbled, “Dick sort of… ah… well he went to see my dad… Oh boy… Yeah, he asked my dad for marriage… This is so embarrassing.”
“He asked to marry your dad?” Mrs. Brown raised her eye brows, “That is rather embarrassing dear.”
Bruce smirked, Steph cackled, Tim managed to keep from doing another spit take, and the Rubber Queen reached under the table and rubbed Barbara’s knee.
“No, NO! He asked my dad for permission to marry me,” Barbara’s face was as red as her hair, “Dad blew up and posted BS warrants for his arrest!”
*
“What the fuck? Why would I want to marry grumpy cop?” Dick read the message on his phone.
*
“So what about Mr. Brown?” The rubber Queen asked in a slightly drunken Kari Carol manner.
“That’s a sour subject at this table,” Mrs. Brown said, “But it is a fair question. Author got mixed up in some bad thing and ended up going down a bad road. Last we saw him was when he went on trial for a crime spree he committed using the costume criminal identity of Clue Master. Our divorce was put throw while he was in Arkham.”
“You mean you were living with someone who was living a double life?” The Rubber Queen amped up the bimbo to play with her servants, “Didn’t you suspect anything?”
“We were all ready separated by that point,” Mrs. Brown said calmly.
Bruce, Tim, Barbara and Steph all were watching her for any sign that she knew about Steph’s night life.
“It didn’t take long for me to think my husband was a dirt bag up to no good,” The Rubber Queen quoted from Kari’s life, “But when I learned just how bad he was it was still a shock. Thankfully I managed to get out of there and with some help found Tim.”
“So you can relate?” Mrs. Brown felt a weight lift off her shoulders.
“Oh yes!” The Rubber Queen lied.
She watched her servants for any sign of them betraying her fiction.
“Well it’s a good thing both of you got out there,” Bruce smiled, “To being free of bad men!”
Tim slapped himself on the forehead.
*
“No shit the Fop has foot in mouth,” Dick put the phone down, “It’s part of the act for crying out loud.”
*
“Let me help,” Barbara started to get up.
“Don’t you dare dear,” Mrs. Brown shot her a look, “You are still recovering.”
“You know I remember having these plates when I was young,” Barbara said looking at dinner plate.
“They were the best-selling plates in JC Penny for a while,” Mrs. Brown shrugged, “I’m sure they will keep cropping up.”
“Tim stop that,” Bruce said, “Where did you learn a trick like that?”
Tim took the fork off his nose.
“Jealous?” Tim shot then shrugged, “Dick taught me.”
*
“I grew up in the circus I can balance just about anything on any part of me, now Stop Texting me!” Dick shouted at his phone.
*
Barbara giggled.
“What?” Bruce shot her a look.
“Oh I just texted Dick,” Barbara admitted.
“Did you explain why he is marrying your father?” Tim asked.
“What?” Barbara’s face went flush again.
“Mr. Wayne, Mrs. Carol, Miss. Gordon did you want any coffee?” Steph poked her head in and then raised an eye brow, “What did I miss now?”
*
Dick didn’t even bother looking at his phone and instead kept reading the JLA updates on European security negotiations.
*
“Mr. Wayne,” Mrs. Brown smiled.
“Please call me Bruce,” The fop smiled.
“Bruce, I want to thank you for being willing to look after Steph while she takes her tests this coming week,” Mrs. Brown smiled.
“Don’t Worry I will make sure studies very hard!” Bruce shot her a glance.
Barbara, Tim, and Steph all recognized that look with dread.
“I will make sure she studies nice and hard too,” The Rubber Queen smiled at them.
“This will be the first vacation I have had in a long time personally,” Mrs. Brown Smiled.