Gotham
"Selina, if you are decent, you might as well get in here!" Bruce shouted.
Selina strutted into the drawing room, what was visible was the pink latex corset, sleaves, and the black leather moto pants. Jim noticed something in her pants, something that shouldn't be in HER pants.
"What the?" Jim half asked, half shouted.
"Dildo," Selina shrugged as she went over to a TV and turned it on.
"Alfred!" Jim called.
Alfred appeared and Jim pulled out his pistol and placed it in Alfred's hand.
"You hold on to that and bring a bottle of scotch!"
"Right away," Alfred held the pistol by the end of the handle like it was a rat.
"So have you told him about the other you and shotgun wedding with the other Stud Muffin?" Selina asked as she flipped to the news channel, "Dick really did knock her up right?"
Gordon's eyes never left Selina, but faster then any goon or psychopath the hand pulled out the can of mace and emptied it on Dick's face.
"AHH SON OF A!!!!! GHAAA!" Dick screamed.
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Metropolis
Clark was in a state of shock, he returned home with out even thinking about it. The sight of Diana raping Darksied was too traumatic for the Kansas Farm boy to take. He didn't respond to Lois's calls, shouts or prodding.
"Lana, I have never seen him like this!" Lois said over the phone to Clarks old friend, "Yeah, please come over, yeah and about that fashion show you did last week... What was that stuff the slinky dresses were made of? Latex, really? Would you mind bring
some over? Maybe that will help get Clark out of this..."
Lois hung up the phone then called Kara with the "beeper" that Clark had given her and Jimmy.
"Ow!" Kara said as she came in the window.
"Sorry," Lois turned off the beeper, "Looks like the thing in the Nevada Desert broke Clark, can you do anything to get him out of this?"