Title

The assistants drunk and griping

by Anzaleth
Storyline Assistants Take Over
Characters Alfred Pennyworth Jimmy Olsen
Category Marvel and DC
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There’s a special club where a bunch of people meet. Not too many know about it and it’s invitation only. They’re the assistants of superheroes – not their sidekicks, but the people without superheroes that help them out. There’s Batman’s butler Alfred and the Avengers’ butler Jarvis, there’s Dr. Strange’s manservant Wong, Superman’s pal Jimmy Olsen, Rick Jones (who’s worked with the Hulk, Captain America, Captain Marvel), and many others.

They hang-out to talk shop, to swap ideas, and often enough to gripe. Recently it’s been mainly griping, griping about how the superheroes don’t take them seriously, griping about how they don’t get respect for all the work they do, griping about how sometimes they’d like to be centre stage. And this griping is generally accompanied by a lot of alcohol.

One evening, after a lot of griping and a whole lot of drinking, most of the “Hero Associates Club” had a hard time standing straight.

“Sometimes I just wanna be in charge and have them do I want!” Rick Jones slurred and the others nodded in agreement.

Wong snickered to himself, drunker than the rest of them. “Hey, I found something interesting in the Master’s place.” He hesitated for a moment and then removed a glowing orb from his pocket.

“What is it?” Jimmy Olsen asked.

“Some magic gem thing. I don’t know why I took it. It whispered to me, said it could change things, turn us and our masters and the world into anything we want….”


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Cal512 - 2/25/2017 10:54 AM
They have a cave troll! Sorry, but I couldn't resist.
Fanfic Fetishist - 2/25/2017 12:22 AM
I think we have a troll. *points to the two recent additions with no text*
Gorel - 2/22/2017 7:28 PM
And any hero that tries to stop them unintentionally gets added to their ranks.
Gorel - 2/22/2017 7:27 PM
As for Strange Appetites I was going with the idea that the four and their family become giant monsters that go King Kong on the city.
gothamalleyviper - 2/22/2017 7:22 PM
Interesting Gorel.
Gorel - 2/22/2017 7:17 PM
there we go, link is on the message board
Gorel - 2/22/2017 7:13 PM
Eh... M/M isn't really my thing. But like I said the comic could be good inspiration. I'll send you a link.
gothamalleyviper - 2/22/2017 7:10 PM
For the Big gay furry invasion, I was thinking that the Furries would spread turning earth's men into submissives butch gays and women into gay men.
Gorel - 2/22/2017 7:01 PM
You could make it where the cowgirl invasion does this also, where the ladies are turned into cow girls and the men into bull boys.
Gorel - 2/22/2017 6:49 PM
Horses perhaps? There's actually a comic by mamabliss and written by wyraachur called "Curse of the Werestallion" that might inspire.



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