Title

The assistants drunk and griping

by Anzaleth
Storyline Assistants Take Over
Characters Alfred Pennyworth Jimmy Olsen
Category Marvel and DC
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There’s a special club where a bunch of people meet. Not too many know about it and it’s invitation only. They’re the assistants of superheroes – not their sidekicks, but the people without superheroes that help them out. There’s Batman’s butler Alfred and the Avengers’ butler Jarvis, there’s Dr. Strange’s manservant Wong, Superman’s pal Jimmy Olsen, Rick Jones (who’s worked with the Hulk, Captain America, Captain Marvel), and many others.

They hang-out to talk shop, to swap ideas, and often enough to gripe. Recently it’s been mainly griping, griping about how the superheroes don’t take them seriously, griping about how they don’t get respect for all the work they do, griping about how sometimes they’d like to be centre stage. And this griping is generally accompanied by a lot of alcohol.

One evening, after a lot of griping and a whole lot of drinking, most of the “Hero Associates Club” had a hard time standing straight.

“Sometimes I just wanna be in charge and have them do I want!” Rick Jones slurred and the others nodded in agreement.

Wong snickered to himself, drunker than the rest of them. “Hey, I found something interesting in the Master’s place.” He hesitated for a moment and then removed a glowing orb from his pocket.

“What is it?” Jimmy Olsen asked.

“Some magic gem thing. I don’t know why I took it. It whispered to me, said it could change things, turn us and our masters and the world into anything we want….”


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gothamalleyviper - 6/24/2015 1:45 PM
ES, I have stuff. I just have been roped into extra shifts this week for work and need better net connection than my phone to post.
ESchorcho - 6/24/2015 9:43 AM
gothamalleyviper, I'd like to see some more Rubber Queen. I'm loving what is happening with Selina, especially.
DeMonic - 6/24/2015 5:21 AM
I started calling Jessica, Jenifer for some reason, and that mistake as rolled over into your post too :-(
DeMonic - 6/24/2015 5:20 AM
Hi, Anzaleth. Sorry this is my fasult half way through my Hazmat post tpc
gothamalleyviper - 6/24/2015 12:19 AM
Not really an idea for here, but what if Batman was forced to take custody of Helen Wayne-Kyle and Damean Wayne-alghul at the same time? A 13YO street Princess and a 13YO pycho prince. Could that be a funny series?
gothamalleyviper - 6/24/2015 12:19 AM
Not really an idea for here, but what if Batman was forced to take custody of Helen Wayne-Kyle and Damean Wayne-alghul at the same time? A 13YO street Princess and a 13YO pycho prince. Could that be a funny series?
DoctorMoreau - 6/23/2015 7:04 PM
Sorry Anzaleth, week has been nuts. Saw you added to WWT. Will do the same when I have time. Dig the She-Troll thing. But I'm in a big project at work this week.
Anzaleth - 6/23/2015 11:01 AM
Thanks, jmony. Well, if someone else wants to continue the thread, I'd be interested in joining in....
jmony777 - 6/22/2015 8:29 PM
I'd love to see Anzaleth continue with J.L.A. Vaccaro's Girls! A big fan of your work, especially Batman stuff :)
colleem - 6/22/2015 3:58 PM
Maybe I will add a Chapter :)



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