"In celebrity news today, Robert Downy Junior had a public Photo op with billionaire Tony Stark. Downy has been portraying the exploits of Mr. Stark on the big screen in the Iron Man movies. When asked how he felt about it, 'the response was, horrid this
makes me look like a raging alcoholic' according to Downy, Stark simply noted that him as a character didn't get enough in the first movie.
On the political side, Former Colonel Nick Furry was ambushed by film maker Michael Moore on his way to testify in congress about the NSA leaks. Band Green Day was fined for it's violation of State department travel restrictions for playing a concert in
Latveria in violation of UN sanctions against it's leader the so called Doctor Doom."