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Who has their hand on my ass? Just checking.

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline Barbra in latex land
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Previous Chapter LAZY SUNDAY AFTERNOON MY ASS

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Superman was acting very far from super right now.  Both Selina and Barbara stood leaning on a work bench commenting on his on coming aneurism while Bruce was in full Batman mode at the central computer terminal.  Barbara felt a hand on her ass.

"Who has their hand on my ass" Barbara asked aloud without looking behind her.

"Me," Dick smirked.

"Just checking," Barbara smiled.

There was a series of flashes from the main terminal.  Bruce turned and addressed everyone.

"Enough sitting here," Batman announced, "You find Rhino," Bruce ordered dick, "You find Ivy," Bruce pointed at Barbara, "You find Harley," He pointed at Selina, "You sit here are relay any searchs into the computer," He pointed at superman, "J'Onn, seal part of the watch tower and begin teleporting infected persons there until we can find a cure.  I'm going after HIM."

Both Dick and Barbara were speechless, Selina had a pretty good idea who "him" was but Clark was clueless.

"Who would be more important?" Superman asked.

"THE JOKER," Batman's voice growled.

"If he is loose then we are at a level five panic alert!"

"Dick's right," Barbara started off looking for the rest of her latex Batsuit, "If that guy is loose, we are in deep."

"Flash," Batman called into the communicator, "Where are you?  What is your situation?"

"Ahh," the communicator squawked, "Running along the Great Lakes, and Zoom is going on about the various sexual position we are going to go through.  And she keep trying to grab my ass!"

"Get her over the ocean till she tires out then J'Onn will teleport her into isolation."

As they were about to leave the whole cave rocked with sirens.

"Oh god," Dick said quietly.

"What's that?" Selina asked.

"Boom tube alert," Dick informed her, "It's an invasion."

"Clark go.  J'Onn who else do we have to handle it?" Batman asked, already knowing the answer.

"Diana is on the loose, but most of our other heavies are too far gone to be any use or are currently offline."

"May god have mercy on our souls," Batman sighed, "Send her."


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C.King - 3/23/2017 6:42 PM
He would also think of tactical options of the hottest women. He has a psionic, he might want others. Like a mage, a strong woman, a speedster, etc.
C.King - 3/23/2017 6:32 PM
Depends if someone finds out. If not, I would make him hesitate from using it one real people. Maybe more marvel, or even other shows/anime/video games/etc.
gothamalleyviper - 3/23/2017 6:17 PM
So after Tim bangs Emma like a marching band at a drum battle, what should his next course of action be?
C.King - 3/23/2017 5:46 PM
Interesting episode, GAV. Not sure what I can do with them.
gothamalleyviper - 3/23/2017 5:42 PM
Any feed back helps.
C.King - 3/23/2017 3:57 PM
It's a joke from another forum. The answer being all things end in sex.
gothamalleyviper - 3/23/2017 3:54 PM
C.King, it leads to a lot of sex but it doesn't end with sex. Starts and /or continues with sex, but never just ends...
C.King - 3/23/2017 3:45 PM
It ends in sex, GAV! It ends in sex!
gothamalleyviper - 3/23/2017 12:34 PM
In a world where DC is reality and Marvel is fiction, what happens when you bring Marvel characters to reality for some sexy time?
C.King - 3/22/2017 5:03 PM
To Pick a villain, first pick a hero. Likely one we haven't used is best. Superman, Thor, Iron Man, Flash or whatever... Then select connected villains or theme villains.



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