Who has their hand on my ass? Just checking.

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline Barbra in latex land

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Superman was acting very far from super right now.  Both Selina and Barbara stood leaning on a work bench commenting on his on coming aneurism while Bruce was in full Batman mode at the central computer terminal.  Barbara felt a hand on her ass.

"Who has their hand on my ass" Barbara asked aloud without looking behind her.

"Me," Dick smirked.

"Just checking," Barbara smiled.

There was a series of flashes from the main terminal.  Bruce turned and addressed everyone.

"Enough sitting here," Batman announced, "You find Rhino," Bruce ordered dick, "You find Ivy," Bruce pointed at Barbara, "You find Harley," He pointed at Selina, "You sit here are relay any searchs into the computer," He pointed at superman, "J'Onn, seal part of the watch tower and begin teleporting infected persons there until we can find a cure.  I'm going after HIM."

Both Dick and Barbara were speechless, Selina had a pretty good idea who "him" was but Clark was clueless.

"Who would be more important?" Superman asked.

"THE JOKER," Batman's voice growled.

"If he is loose then we are at a level five panic alert!"

"Dick's right," Barbara started off looking for the rest of her latex Batsuit, "If that guy is loose, we are in deep."

"Flash," Batman called into the communicator, "Where are you?  What is your situation?"

"Ahh," the communicator squawked, "Running along the Great Lakes, and Zoom is going on about the various sexual position we are going to go through.  And she keep trying to grab my ass!"

"Get her over the ocean till she tires out then J'Onn will teleport her into isolation."

As they were about to leave the whole cave rocked with sirens.

"Oh god," Dick said quietly.

"What's that?" Selina asked.

"Boom tube alert," Dick informed her, "It's an invasion."

"Clark go.  J'Onn who else do we have to handle it?" Batman asked, already knowing the answer.

"Diana is on the loose, but most of our other heavies are too far gone to be any use or are currently offline."

"May god have mercy on our souls," Batman sighed, "Send her."

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ESchorcho - 11/30/2015 6:57 PM
gothamalleyviper, I'm working on a new Rubber Queen chapter. Look for it in the next few days.
gothamalleyviper - 11/30/2015 10:25 AM
CC, the fix I found was to go back in Internet Explorer and re-do the breaks.
CorruptionCentral - 11/30/2015 8:57 AM
Had the same issue GAV noted posting in Chrome. Tried MS Edge too with same result. Finally copied text into Work and changed font to Times New Roman. That worked, kinda
gothamalleyviper - 11/29/2015 3:10 PM
Using Firefox to upload chapters is deleting line breaks
Cal512 - 11/28/2015 12:55 PM
It's really hard to find certain stories among the adventures. The Categories and Characters make it somewhat easier, but maybe something more can be done about that?
solddate - 11/24/2015 2:50 AM
It happens to the best of us Burke, don't worry about it.
burke_rakers - 11/23/2015 3:17 AM
Well, I did my best to remove my busted starts. I know it's far from perfect :>(
burke_rakers - 11/22/2015 12:55 PM
Could someone remove a couple of those starts? It didn't seem like it was working, so I kept trying...
colleem - 11/21/2015 5:46 AM
okay :) Then i will wait with my Chapter until you have yours online :) like the Idea to bring back the Masterplan story
Solarsearcher - 11/20/2015 10:58 AM
Don't worry. The police scandal will be addressed in the next chapter.

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