Title

Nothing evil is happening, Doom and Squirrel Girl really are in love

by gothamalleyviper
Storyline Wedding of the century
Characters Squirrel Girl Doctor Doom Red Skull Jean Gray Scarlet Witch Invisible Woman
Category
Previous Chapter Squirrel Girl?!

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Deadpool sat in a chair with a pipe huffing away.  Doom about exploded.

“What are you smoking?” Doom shouted.

“Tell-miss-art-ann.”

“Deadpool, that is a blood pressure medication,” Doom sighed, “You swallow a pill with a glass of water, not smoke like crack.”

“What the writer shared with me.”

“Ah no,” Doom planted his face in his hand, “Not this forth wall stupidity again.”

“Doom,” Red Skull shouted as he entered, “I demand to … What is with Deadpool?”

“He is taking drugs in ways they were never meant to be taken and now he is starting with the forth wall stuff.”

“Never mind that!” Red Skull shouted, “Mandarin, MODAK, and myself feel it is time to take some preventative measures.”

 

Doreen Green; AKA Squirel Girl, was having her wedding gown fitted when she saw Wanda Maximof, Jean Grey, and Susan Richard walked in.

“You three don’t look like you’re the blushing bridesmaids you should be.”

“Alright girl’s lets scan her!” Wanda said as she began scanning Doreen for magical brainwashing.

“I haven’t been brainwashed,” Doreen smiled, “I just got to know him!”

“Right,” Susan took blood samples.

“Look, The first break was when I stopped Doom from taking over Conney Island solo,” Doreen chittered, “He just gave up as I came in.  I could tell he was just feeling down so I challenged him to a game I know I suck at.  Who would have thought Doom loved Skeetball?”

“You let him beat you at Skeetball,” Jean said as she scanned Her mind, “and now its wedding bells?"

“No, it is was after Doom went silent for a year,” Doreen had to pause as Wanda took her temperature, “After a month I went to check on him.  Turns out he was in recovery after almost blowing himself up.  The only people that came to check on him was his staff, Deadpool and myself.  Seems Deadpool went to ‘make sure Doom was rewritten.’ So he did some sort of forth dimension warding ritual.”

“Warding ritual?” Wanda asked.

“Four bottle of tequila and Deadpool streaking,” Doreen chittered, “I was about to ninja in and the doombots welcomed me and opened the door.”

“We are still scanning.”

 

“Dude,” Deadpool shouted, “The pixels.”

“She even has a sweet singing voice,” Doom said calmly.

“Huddle,” Red Skull Shouted, “No sighs of mind control, brainwashing or blackmail.”

“No magical spells,” Mandarin said calmly.


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pierre - 5/22/2017 12:06 AM

Darth Elsa - 5/22/2017 12:04 AM
I got writer's block. Go right ahead and make you if you want.
extreme1 - 5/21/2017 11:56 PM
Good news, the flow of absolute crap from my brain has slowed down so we're all safe...for now!
JimmyKasche - 5/21/2017 10:52 PM
Arm is starting to feel better, hope to get back to writing tomorrow. Hey Darth Elsa you mentioned a Pink Lanterns chapter are you working on one?
Yang Xiao Long - 5/21/2017 9:31 PM
I'm back. Working on a chapter for that Devilish Women story.
Danknoodle420 - 5/20/2017 10:34 PM
I was hoping for some more Symbiote action xD.
Master_Kind - 5/20/2017 6:25 PM
Sorry for the delay - been really busy. Will try to add more to Fucksgiving and Hard Reboot soon.
Gorel - 5/20/2017 2:18 PM
I'm curious if anyone wants to revisit X-Hot-Ic. If so there's a comment in the message board.
Cal512 - 5/20/2017 12:42 PM
Like your take on Gwen's symbiote costume, Darknoodle420!
extreme1 - 5/20/2017 11:02 AM
Alright got a few finished (and soon to be finished) chapters to post this weekend, so let's see if one of these stories can't get some new life breathed into them.



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