Sue was hiccuping as she walked down Madison Avenue, her hat down, covering her black wig, she adjusted her large sun-glasses. She did NOT want to be seen, not at this time of day a little tipsy, ok, well, trashed, and certainly not shopping for her "date". Ughh, she thought, she couldn't believe she was going through this AGAIN. She had to admit, it was a little liberating, and less stressful than the world saving. She thanked the stars she wasn't off-world with the rest of the team. The heroine needed a break.
She had gone out not really believing she'd do this, she had just run out to get a coffee in her yoga pants and white tank top. When she had walked down the street, she realized her image was everywhere, in the papers, on the newsfeeds, and tabloids. Why couldn't they just leave her alone for once. The Invisible Woman found herself utterly annoyed, and decided to get a margarita to relax.
The beauty sat at the bar, crossed legs and giving off the "leave me alone" vibe that the men EVENTUALLY picked up on. The bar-tender turned up the TV, "Can you believe this...that fat fucking criminal pig guy is dating Susan Richards!" He made a comment about how she was probably some whore, and what did she see in him. Some other patron stated maybe he had a huge cock, and it made Sue laugh, remembering the "bulge" this villain had.
The news was calling her the "Pulled Pork Woman"...and she seethed at that name.
Sue had several drinks, and didn't realize it until now. It was time to leave. She paid her tab and sneered, "Some guys are just lucky I guess," and she left. She didn't want the buzz to end, so she found herself in a smal bodega buying a budlight margarita, and drank it in a paper bag, as many people did in this city.
Soon, she was walking home, when she spotted a shop. She told herself, there was NOTHING in her wardrobe that Porkum would want to see her in. He liked sluts. She giggled, playing along a bit, just to see what this store had. Still not really wanting to actually go on this date.
Stumbling she entered the store, and was greeted by a young pudgy latino woman who had a name-tag that read "Tammy". "Can I help you ma'am," the woman said trying to get a closer look at Sue.
"I'm just browsing," she stated, and pulled her hat down. The young girl was following her intently, and it annoyed Susan.
"You're Sue Richards," she said, and the Invisible Woman tried to cover up. Tammy looked around and whispered, "It's ok, I won't say anything." She came close, "I'm a huge fan," she said softly. "Can I ask you a question?" She said.
"Sure," Susan stated not returning the glance.
"What's your boyfriend like?" She asked.
Sue turned to her, "Reed? He's fanta..." She was about to make a pun, but was cut off.
Tammy shook her head, "No, no, not the science geek, that crime guy, Porken."
This made Sue stop, "It's Porkum, and we're not dating."
Tammy watched Sue look at some dresses. "Ok...ok...I get it....but just so you know, my cousin used to hang out with a guy in his crew, and I'm not sure this section is where people that WOULD be dating Porkon would shop."
"It's Porkum," Sue corrected her again, and stood motionless for several awkward minutes. "Where WOULD such a girl find something more appropriate if that's what she was looking for?" She stammered with her words.
Tammy's face lit up, "I knew you were cool," she grabbed her hand and pulled her to a section on the other side. "Look at these dresses!" She pulled out several, and handed them to a wide eyed Sue, definitely NOT Susan Richards wear. The shopgirl told Sue she could try stuff on in the private room in the back. She brought Sue to the changing area and stood outside helping.
"So how long you guys been dating?" Tammy asked.
Sue was busy in the change room, "We're NOT dating..." she softened herself, realizing she was being mean, "I guess this would be a third or fourth date!"
"OMG! THAT IS SOOOO SUSAN RICHARDS TO WAIT FOR A FORTH DATE TO HAVE SEX! HOW PROPER OF YOU! YOU GO GIRL!" She laughed. "I can't believe I'm helping Susan Richards get ready for a sex date!"
Sue came out in a black dress, and Tammy smiled. "I'm not gonna...that's not...nevermind," Sue said.
"THAT IS THE ONE!" Tammy nodded with a grin. "Discounted too." The Invisible Woman nervously paid for the dress, more on the insistence of Tammy. The girl continued, "You probably should buy condoms just to be safe."
This made the Invisible Woman die laughing, as the girl stood confused, Sue looked at her, "I don't think they'd fit!" She took her items and walked out.
"Then get some lube, and maybe the sciency guy has something for protection!" Tammy called to Sue as she texted her friends.
That night Sue was in the lab, full coat and glasses aiming a large beam at a small plastic circle. "I hope this works!" The beam hit the plastic circle and it grew three tiems the size. But that wouldn't be enough.
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That Saturday night, Porkum sat and told his henchmen to scram.
"She ain't coming boss," one of them said. "I'm gonna win that bet. 10,000 grand!"
Porkum puffed his cigar and sat in his robe, "You already lost." He watched them drive away, "You know I can smell all that perfume and liquour on your breath woman!"
Susan Richards appeared only five feet from him, in a a tight black dress with spaghetti straps that covered her nipples, and ran down in a large "V" exposing her chest, until right above her crotch. Two long slits of material were all that covered her cunt and ass. She had on black strap six inch stiletto heels to boot.
"You seem pretty confident pig man!" She cooed, clearly inebriated. She moved past him towards the door to his estate, in her hand was a bag.
Porkum looked at the bag, "What's that stuff!"
"Protection from YOU!" She laughed.
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On Sunday, Sue was meeting Janet Van Dyne for lunch. She saw her friend run up frantically.
Jan stood with her hands on her hips, "Have a good weekend Sue?"
The Invisible Woman shrugged, "What do you mean?"
Janet pulled out her phone, and showed Sue a video marked "Porked: Sue Storm Richards Sex-tape!" She told Sue she caught Hank "viewing" it.
"Oh my god," Sue said as she watched it. The whole night was on camera. OR at least the end of the night, the hour and a half of Sue getting fingered on Porkum's lap while she stroked his 3 foot cock. The next hour Sue spent "learning" how to give Porkum a blowjob. Then the final three hours of sex, where Sue was able to fit almost all the cock inside her. She had to turn down the volume to hide her screams, as she knew she had cummed non-stop. "He filmed the whole thing!" Sue flipped through the footage.
"So it IS you, I thought an LMD or something. You actually fucked him!" JAn gave her a disgusted look.
This lead to a fight, where Sue told Jan she "wasn't her mother and couldn't tell her who to date". Janet stormed off. Sue was livid. She picked up her phone and dialed Porkum. "Hey asshole, nice video!" She hesitated, "I don't really care honestly, let them see, but you said you had a "buddy" from your world who needed some heroine pussy. I think I have a friend in mind."
Sue went back to the shop, not hiding at all. She saw Tammy, "ANAL DATE TAMMY! ANAL DATE! WHAT DO I WEAR?"