Dr. Francine Langstrom sat at her office desk, humming a tune while going over market charts of her new cosmetic, Inner Wild. Things had been going swimmingly with the beauty enhancer with interested buyers from across the globe. She was about to close up for the night when a flash of light filled her office and three figures stood between her and the door.
"Dr. Langstrom?" Asked the top hat wearing magician, eyeing the blonde woman when she stepped back in surprise.
"Y-yes, that’s me, is there anything wrong?" Looking innocently at Batman, Zatanna and Wonder Woman blocking her way the doctor looked to the one she recognized when Batman stepped forward with a bottle of Inner Wild in his hand. "You’ve got some explaining to do, like why is your genetic formula in your product."
Straightening herself and taking the bottle waved in front of her Francine spoke up. "I’ve been going over my husband’s work after you cured him and… Myself of our little problem."
"Problem?" Asked Diana, her eyebrow raised looking at the Dark Knight.
"She and her husband were turned into giant bats… I fixed it."
"Yes well I found a way to get the serum right." Turning around she went to her office desk and turned around the computer screen to show the trio her work. "Inner Wild uses the same genetic recombination serum that was used to make the man-bat, but it’s watered down significantly." Typing in a blueprint of the chemical she continued she showed her guests. "My researchers found that when the formula is 100 times weaker than what was first used, the added DNA doesn’t overtake the original strain, we then added strains from different animals to give women and even some men the bodies they’ve always wanted."
"We found traces of bovine DNA."
"Breast enhancers." Answered Francine, raising a finger to the accusation.
"Porcine genes?"
"Booty fillers"
"Snake?"
"Skin smoothing agent."
"What about the horse, lion and wolf DNA?"
"Muscle improvements, enhancements in flexibility and confidence boosters." Listing off the benefits with her hand the three visitors shook their heads at the woman’s reasoning. "Oh come now, surely even YOU have to admit to the end results." Looking to each other and looking back to when they were told off by the supermodel women Huntress, Bat Girl and Super Girl had turned into the three slowly and eventually nodded.
Pouting her lip in frustration Diana asked the most important question they came for answers to. "Is there any threat? Any danger of using this stuff at all?"
"Of course not, a single dose only lasts 24 hours and the effects wear off painlessly and harmlessly." Breathing a sigh of relief the trio were about to leave when the doctor continued. "Unless they overdose, then we’d have problems."
"Problems?"
"Well like I said the serum is watered down, but if you take more than the recommended dose then that’s more of the serum in your system." Not liking how this was going Batman glared at the doctor. "What would happen to the drinker if the serum reached 100%?"
Tapping her finger at her chin Dr. Langstrom moved to her desk and pulled out a file, handing it to the three were the tag read ‘test subjects’. "The good news it wouldn’t kill or hurt them, but… If they overdo it, they might get pretty big." Going over the files the three looked over the pictures with ever widening eyes, especially when Batman pulled out a picture that folded out large enough to take up the space of a poster.
"Batman, we’re going to need a bigger boat."