Striking a classic muscle pose, Helena chortled as her flexing caused even more rips to appear on her uniform, turning what had been her usual costume into a shredded tank top, showing off her abs. Totally worth the purchase, Helena decided as she looked down at her body again.
She couldn't wait to see Diana and Karen's faces!
In Gotham City...
Poison Ivy quirked a single elegant eyebrow at the love of her life as she danced about, pumping her lithe legs up and down in her glee. While Ivy usually enjoyed the sight of Harley in nothing but an oversized T-shirt and nothing else, what her lover had just suggested bugged her.
"Do you think you're not attractive to me? Because you are, Harley, I love every bit of you and the fact that you even bought that consumerist, humanity-reducing snake oil stings. You don't need to change yourself for me."
"I know all that Red, you're the best. This isn't about my ego, this is about a wild night of hulked-out sex! Like sexy Hulks!"
"Are hulks those green things from those silly comics you're always reading?"
Harley's nod reminded her of a rabbit it moved so quickly, but Ivy couldn't help but find it endearing. "Yep, they're green like you and really muscular. Think about all the fun we can have by breaking the extra beds we got Carpenter to build us!"
Ivy reached out a hand towards the offered bottle Harley held her way but before she could grab it, a third party snatched it from her grasp. Harley pouted at the interloper, hands on her hips, cheeks puffed out.
"Kitty, give that back! It's not yours!"
Selina Kyle, eyes still puffy and red from the sobbing she'd done ever since showing up unannounced at the hideout sniffled. "Maybe this is what I need to show Batman what a real woman looks like! I'll show that asshole I'm better than some slutty magician or snooty Amazon bitch!"
Ivy had lost count of how many times Selina and Batman were on the outs, and frankly she didn't care, but decided to use this to test the formula without risking herself. "Harley, let her try it."
"Alright, but you gotta promise you'll have some too. I've got more bottles in the fridge."
"I promise. Selina, go ahead. Show us what a real woman looks like."
Selina upended the bottle and chugged the whole thing, a moderate belch escaping her lips. "Mmmm...doesn't taste bad."
"Kitty, you weren't supposed to drink the whole bottle!"
Ivy chuckled at the dumbfounded expression on Selina's face as she moved closer to Harley, putting her body in-between the clown and the thief as...
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