Batman looked back at the concerned Alfred but couldn't think of anything tangible to say. "I'm busy Alfred! Gosh, like, you're always in my business, geez"
Batman quickly pushed the "purchase" button on the computer, and, before Alfred could reply, he leaped out in his costume.
He needed to see the Hatter. Only the Hatter understood.
"Like, geez, I miss him. Oh nooooo. I think I'm in love with him. Oh gawd."