by LesLes - 11/20/2013 1:30 AM
What is it they say about brainstorming? You have to consider every idea no matter how stupid? Here's a lot of stupid then!
Let's start with Maria Hill's first name. All I can get that sounds even a little like 'Maria' is Marrier. Which isn't much good unless she's in a bizarre wedding and aftermath roleplay scenario with the "Merry Widow". Moving on. One letter substitution
gives us 'Moria'. I can't help feeling that there's a joke in "delved too deep and too greedily" but I doubt Bimbotech are going to transform her into a sexy Tolkien nerd. Or a dwarf!
'Hill' looks like it ought to be better but just rhyming it I get nothing. But for synonyms there's "mounds". If Bimbotech goes all out on her tits they could produce 'Maria Mounds'.
Finally there's her job. She's always Director or Deputy Director of SHIELD. How about if she's an Agent of SLUT instead?
Best I've managed is thus: Maria Mounds, Director of S.L.U.T.