Santa's Kinky Laser

by C.King - 11/18/2013 7:56 PM

 Two things to think of. The elements of the Kinky Laser and the powers of Santa.

 Look up Santa's powers, which suggest either mystical abilities and/or advance knowledge of science.

 This the marvel write up of Santa including his 'powers' and history in marvel comics:
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/santa.htm

 This is the site which suggests the number of mastery of science St. Nick must have to do what he does: http://www.monstrous.com/Monstrous_Science/Santa_Claus_Powers_Explained.html

 Basically if Santa needs to do it, he can. So not to worry there, unless you have another argument or story ideas otherwise.

 However, a few questions on the Laser. Does it work with Love at First sight? Or can it be programmed? Or both as Santa needs it? (For example, it could be hinted at love at first sight with Cheetah. But it is also possible Santa programmed it with Wolverine's profile and caused it to enter Cheetah's mind)

 I can try to go either way, but I am more partial to either and/or both. Again unless you have a story reason why not. Otherwise, I can just use "The Power of Santa" to get the pieces in the right places for 'love at first sight'.

 As I said, brainstorming. Thoughts or comments?


RE: Santa's Kinky Laser

by gothamalleyviper - 11/18/2013 8:10 PM

I would think much more targeted.  But probably most effective when able to passed off as love at first sight.  The ninja elves would have the connection programmed.  But waited until she was staring at wolverine to tag her.  It is not gender specific and if both lovers are hit its an extra kinky romantic relationship


More to follow when I get a full key board.


RE: Santa's Kinky Laser

by C.King - 11/18/2013 8:20 PM

A programmed target which is triggered by first sight.

 Example:

 Cheetah is hit by a beam which is programmed to cause her to have a kinky relationship with Wolverine... but only once sight or similar senses are acquired. (I doubt Daredevil could be effected by love at first sight. Maybe Love at first sound?)

 So once hit by the Laser, Cheetah was primed for a kinky link to Wolverine, which was released when she saw him.

 Good ideas?


RE: Santa's Kinky Laser

by gothamalleyviper - 11/18/2013 9:23 PM

That could work too;

A counter idea is a two part deal, like laser targeting.  One elf targets the intended subject of affection and another zaps the lover.  As soon as the affected soon to be lover spots the highlighted target they go ga-ga.

As far as the machine being programed for them to have a kinky sexual relationship, no.  I see it as planting a love  and compatibility into the targets, then a roll a dice for a random fetish to develop; Latex, Leather, Exsabitionism, Bondage, Dominance and Submission, Animal Play, and so on.  Then roll another die for the degree, Miss Clause would have been a "Rubber Whore, 100 Percent" example.

Those are just thoughts I had.  There is no set rules for this thing as of now.  Hell, even Santa ran off half cocked, with out a full debrief from the R&D department.


RE: Santa's Kinky Laser

by C.King - 11/18/2013 9:53 PM

Well, it could be both with Targets. Unless you have multiples. For all we know there could be a mainframe in the main ray.

 Also who says there is only one fetish. Heck, it is possible the fetish elements mutate and change as the relationship continues. Only the relationship remains.

 Just curious how much you want as a framework and how much is open. Or to be exact, is there elements which have to be a certain way, or can you roll with whatever emerges?


RE: Santa's Kinky Laser

by gothamalleyviper - 11/18/2013 11:01 PM

In any relationship there is an evolution of what they do and the games they play, there are core kinks that stick with a person.  They manage to develop alternate paths.  As for multiple kinks, sure why not, say on a roll of 20 of a 20 sided, roll for another two.  In which case there could be multiple fetishes develop.


RE: Santa's Kinky Laser

by gothamalleyviper - 11/19/2013 9:03 AM

I had the thought of the Pym's getting slight competing fetishes.  Hank pure submission and masochism while Janet goats hot from being a 1950s domestic diva.  She takes charge as if she is raising Dennis the menance.


RE: Santa's Kinky Laser

by gothamalleyviper - 11/24/2013 4:25 PM

Whats the question?


RE: Santa's Kinky Laser

by C.King - 11/24/2013 4:36 PM

 Well, the Steve Trevor/Rogers thing  was confusing. You corrected it, but I am wondering if you are matching Steve with Wonder Woman. But which one? Diana or Hippolyta (who has been in some incarnations the Wonder Woman of the 1940's) or even Artemis (Red-headed Wonder Woman)?

 Also the way it was wording, I didn't understand what it was Holly was doing. Is she designing Gotham heroes and villains, fetishwear costumes or something? (Which might make her a good bit of cash when the heroes and villains get kinked)

 Those are my questions...


RE: Santa's Kinky Laser

by gothamalleyviper - 11/24/2013 4:45 PM

An idea came into my head of Bruce developing a Latex Fetish when he falls for Selina, and he gets a sexy rubber batman costume made.  What they did for the old TV show was a few seasons of Diana in the forties and then she goes home and comes back later on as Diana doing the WW thing again.

I would think Themiscara would have tried to stay out of the Cold War and had an embasador at the UN to call for peace, but in a Post 9/11 World where terrorism threatens everyone everywhere Diana would have to return to the world of men to fight again.


RE: Santa's Kinky Laser

by C.King - 11/24/2013 6:51 PM

Well, at one point in the comics they have Hippolyta as the Wonder Woman in WWII. Have to look up on the wikis why.

 Still would be funny for Hippolyta to introduce Steve as Diana's new Daddy. Or more humourously, have Hippolyta due the introductions after Diana discovers them making out and/or making love.


RE: Santa's Kinky Laser

by gothamalleyviper - 11/24/2013 7:55 PM

Put up another chapter with what I was alluding to with Batman and Catwoman.  I spelled out what I thought with WW and Captain America, but how ever you want to handle it, I will roll with it.


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