Purple Man just smirked. "Mojo, you're going about this all wrong," he said. "You want to make a superhero/supervillain porno movie, right?" The purple-skinned, purple-haired, purple clad supervillain stared calmly at the massive figure before him.
"Not just ONE superhotty pornomovie!" Mojo screamed, his clipped open eyes giving the heavily obese monstrosity a manic look as he skittered around the room on his spider-walker. "SEVERAL porno movies! Demand for superhuman porn has never been higher, but whenever I try to make a move, either the superheroes defeat me or the supervillains realize what I want and 'punish me for involving them in such an indignity.' Upstarts! Heathens! PHILISTINES, ONE AND ALL!!"
"....You're actually calling what you make art?" Purple Man said, unable to stop himself. Mojo was immune to his powers, so he had to be careful.
Fortunately for him, Mojo took it in stride. "OF COURSE NOT!" the Spineless One shrieked. "I cater to the lowest common denominator! I put on news programs that make Fox News look like Walter Kronkite, and reality shows that make TruTV look like Les Miserables! I arrange fights of such spectacle and such rigged endings so much that WWE looks like a respectable martial arts tournament! I am MOJO! King of Shlock! And I DEMAND SUPERHERO BOOBIES!"
Purple Man bit his lip, trying to fight back the urge to snicker at such a display. "Perhaps you should try a different tactic then. Something more... subtle."
Mojo blinked, looking honestly confused. "Sub... sub-buttle?"
Purple Man nodded. "Right. Subtle."
"...What's sub-buttle?" Mojo asked curiously.
Purple Man sighed. "Subtle means doing things quietly, cautiously, and carefully," he said.
"That sounds blatantly out of character for me," Mojo said, sneering.
"Subtle also means that the heroes won't know what's going on until their boobs are broadcast allover the universe and several neighboring dimensions and you have so much money that it starts coming out of your gigantic ass,"Purple Man said.
Purple Man could almost swear that the pupils of Mojo's bloodshot eyes turned into dollar signs. "Then again," Mojo said, "it should never be said that I am unwilling to try new things! What do you need me to do?"
Purple Man nodded. "I need full access to your technology. If I'm going to broadcast my powers on such a wide basis, I need equipment to do it," he said. I'll have to influence them to make them think that the behaviors they're doing are what they'd do naturally in this sort of situation. Speaking off... "What are some of the titles you're planning?"
Mojo gestured to a monitor with a long fingered hand, his massive belly jiggling disgustingly as he turned. A long list of titles popped up. "Each one's an ongoing series!" Mojo proudly proclaimed. "There's eventual catering to every fetish in the known universe. Except shit and piss fetishes. That's just gross. Makes me glad I eliminated that function in my body ages ago."
Purple Man looked over the list,silently grateful that Mojo had SOME standards. He read the names,snickering at the titles.
The Spectacular Spider-Pimp
Fantastic Fucks
Ass-Vengers Ass-emble
Ass-Vengers Academy
XXX-Men
XXXavier's School for Gifted Sluts
Slutty wHores In Extremely Lewd Debauchery
Guardians of the Sexily
Inhumanly Slutty
Alpha Whores: Adventures of the Canadian Supersluts
Savage Land Sluts
Asgardian Party Girls
Punish-Whores
Kid Omega Fucks the Marvel Universe
Great Lakes Sexual Initiative
Sexbirds: Adventures of the Slutty Majestrix Lilandra
Satana and the Quest to Fuck Every Dick in the Universe
Sally Floyd Gets Raped Repeatedly: the Most Honest Title Ever in the History of Porn
Sexual Serpent Society
Advanced Intercourse Mechanics
Heil Hydra!
How to be an Iron Stud Without Even Trying
Man Without Fear, Man Without Love
Survival of the Horniest
Happily Married, Open Relationships
Cum-test of Champions
Hellbound Fuck Quest
Desperation of the Runaways
High Evolutionary's Wild Animal Party
The Many Deaths of White Tiger
Galacta: Planet-Eater, Cock-Swallower
"Interesting..." Purple Man said, chuckling. "I think I can get an idea of some of your 'plots.' Although I don't know who Sally Floyd is."
"Reporter chick that managed to piss off every hero in the world by making some dumb comments to Captain America," Mojo said, picking his nose. (Purple Man sighed, trying not to notice his new partner's disgusting habits.) Mojo shrugged, and said, "I've seen her. She's pretty hot. Still has a rep in the newspaper community, but every costumed goody-good is mad at her right now."
"It should be easily to tweak the heroes towards raping her, then," Purple Man said, nodding. "A few more things... Many Deaths?"
"I have tech that can resurrect someone instantly," Mojo said. "Saved me a LOT of clones,recently. That White Tiger chick? The name's pretty jinxed. The first one died, the second one gave up her humanity and got herself turned back into a tiger (although I think she was re-evolved by the Evolutionary recently), the third one died and the fourth is a brainwashed member of the Hand. The current White Tiger I have plans for her to be KILLED at least three in every video and resurrected each time."
"So, catering to the snuff and necro crowd," Purple Man guessed.
"Yep!" Mojo said proudly.
Purple Man nodded. "Majestrix Lilandra..." he said, unfamiliar with the term.
"Ruler of a race of bird people! Got themselves a BIG empire! And get this: she's in love with the founder of the X-Men! HA!" Mojo crowed. "My tech allows me to go anywhere in the universe, so I figured, why not bring her in on the fun?"
Purple Man nodded. "Why not indeed?" he said, chuckling. The rest he knew from the time he had brainwashed and seduced a high-ranking SHIELD agent into giving him access to her files on the various heroes and villains. "Okay,I know what to do. Let's start with filming..."