It was a late Saturday night and the music was booming all over the dance club, dozens of people each of them dressed to wow the other either danced the night away at the center of the dance floor or drank at one of the swanky tables off to the walls and back. Good music, great drinks and plenty of guys to give one particular starlet all the attention she wanted, tonight was perfect.
“Heads up folks Shulkie’s back in town!” Slamming the double doors wide open and swinging into the booming rhythm of the dance speaker She-Hulk smiled when all eyes looked straight to her, striking a pose for her audience. Wearing a black dress that hugged every curve and made the observer wonder just HOW it was staying on without any straps she moved her way passed the stunned onlookers to sway over to the dance floor and have a little fun.
She never was one for attention… originally. But granted after she got a shot of gamma from her cousin her confidence got a huge boost, especially after she turned into a 7 foot tall gammazon with the body of a supermodel and a porn queen all rolled into one green package. Now she was getting calls from swim suit, clothes and sports lines to model their stuff and could pick up guys DAILY whenever she wanted.
Life was good!
Making her way off the dance floor and towards the bar Jen made a huge show of it by pressing up against the bar until it creaked and folded her arms under her bust to show off her cleavage, smirking when the bar tender stared into that green abyss like he was hypnotized. “Hey handsome, I’m feeling parched after all that dancing, mind if I get a dry martini to slip into?”
“Hmm? Uh… Oh yeah sure, that’ll be your twelfth tonight Miss Walters, should I add it to the rest of your tab tonight?” Leaning back in confusion She-Hulk dropped the act. “The hell you mean my twelfth drink I just got here.”
“You’ve been here for hours Miss, you’ve been ordering your drinks at that table at the VIP area. Glaring towards where the bartender pointed to Jen clenched her fists and sneered. “Who the hell thinks they can put drinks on MY tab?” Looking back at the worried drink server Jen stormed her way over to the crowded table off to the far end of the club, a pair of bouncers looking up at her and each other in confusion before letting her pass. When she got to the table She-Hulk paused and gasped.
“So yeah we fight for a bit in the zoo with her dumbass of a cousin fighting the Thing and when she thinks she’s got the drop on me I slug her into the snake pen, heck if I hit any harder she’d end up in the turtle petting zoo, bitch was just as slow anyway…”
There sitting at the table with two men at either side of her arms and drinks all over the table was… She-Hulk? It looked like her, the spitting image of her. Tall, leggy and buxom with just the right shade of green to finish the package this doppelganger was laughing it up with her little fan club who were half chuckling at her joke and staring deep into her cleavage. Bitch was even wearing the same dress as her!
“WHO… ARE… YOU!”
Looking up with a pursed smirk on her pouty lips the green skinned imposter licked the olive of her drink before eating it, letting the moment sink in as everyone at the table looked back and forth at the pair of green Amazonian beauties eyeing each other. “I figured you’d show up sooner or later you big green bimbo, like the new me? They say imitation is the best form of flattery but between you and me I pull off the green slut role better than you do.”
Slowing inching their way from the table the men quietly got out of what would be a serious fight when She-Hulk slammed her fist and made a small hole in the polished granite of the table. “Hmm must of struck a nerve, come on don’t tell me you don’t recognize your number one fan. I’m Ogress.”
“Ogress?!”
“Yup! Oh and as a little bit of advice for the ‘former’ gamma-babe…” Squeezing her breasts together with her hands she smirked devilishly at the green woman opposite to her. “Don’t waste your money on double-sided tape for this dress, these bombshells hold it up pretty good… Well MINE do anyway…”