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The Illusive Man is starting to see a way to exploit this to humanity's advantage...

by Master_Kind
Storyline Normandy Gone Wild
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The Illusive Man watched the piggybacked broadcast with a scowl on his face, stubbing out one of his cigarettes angrily as the images concluded.

"Sir, what are your orders?" asked Kai Leng, a note of confusion in the usually steadfast assassin's voice.

"This is too pat. Too bizarre. Too . . . easy." The Illusive Man growled. "But we've seen these twisted alien cultures have bizarre sexual norms before. It's possible that this is truly what they want most of all . . . and even if it isn't, we can still play along."

"Sir?"

"Get our geneticists on double shifts and bring up all the data we have our former operative, Miranda Lawson. Also, put all of our research into creating alien STDs and subliminal mind control into Priority Alpha. Same for behavioral modifications and mental triggers."

"Get our files on Jack as well. See if we can't refine that biotic redefinition of metabolism project as well - albeit with a focus on changing the body's needs in a far different manner than we were planning on doing."

The Illusive Man sneered with amusement.

"These aliens said they want to see porn and they want to see Shepard sleep with all of his old crew. Luckily, we can offer them a new and improved Miranda Lawson - whether or not Miss Lawson desires to be improved or not."

Kai Leng nodded with a smile.

"Shall I assemble a strike force to collect that traitorous bitch, Sir?"

The Illusive Man lit another cigarette and smiled.

"You read my mind, Kai. Just try not to bruise her too much in transit. We need her alive and as delightfully healthy as ever."

Kai grinned nastily.

"It will be my pleasure, Sir."


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Shendude - 5/20/2013 3:43 PM
Concerning my newest post (Peter's Royal Harem), I'd prefer option three, but I have no objections to any of the others.
Shendude - 5/19/2013 1:01 PM
Not entirely sure what tags to use for my newest episode.
CALIBAN3K - 5/19/2013 9:42 AM
BatPimp. I will post something more next weekend. Hope you could add something during the week...
CALIBAN3K - 5/18/2013 2:16 PM
Thanks BatPimp. If I don“t post anything more this weekend, be sure that I will do the next one.
BatPimp - 5/18/2013 11:29 AM
Hi, CALIBAN3K. I'll try to add something to Pandora this weekend. Thanks for posting your contribution to "Trouble in Paradise" and "Changing the scene".
CALIBAN3K - 5/17/2013 11:00 AM
BatPimp. Are you still interesting on posting contributions to "Pandora"?. I liked them.
CALIBAN3K - 5/17/2013 10:58 AM
Hey BatPimp. I like to contribute with "Trouble...". I have posted a thread. But I have only post on weekends.
colleem - 5/16/2013 5:43 AM
Finally at home again. I will try to get "United worlds" get filled with new chapters this Weekend but if you want to take part in it. Be my quest. Still i am unsure if so long Textes are a good idea. What do you think of it?
gothamalleyviper - 5/16/2013 12:15 AM
(Perfect Target)I have an idea but I need a day or two to get it together.
q - 5/15/2013 10:08 PM
The idea I threw out there, I'm more interested in the playing off mutant hatred approach, but other options are there.



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