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The Illusive Man is starting to see a way to exploit this to humanity's advantage...

by Master_Kind
Storyline Normandy Gone Wild
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The Illusive Man watched the piggybacked broadcast with a scowl on his face, stubbing out one of his cigarettes angrily as the images concluded.

"Sir, what are your orders?" asked Kai Leng, a note of confusion in the usually steadfast assassin's voice.

"This is too pat. Too bizarre. Too . . . easy." The Illusive Man growled. "But we've seen these twisted alien cultures have bizarre sexual norms before. It's possible that this is truly what they want most of all . . . and even if it isn't, we can still play along."

"Sir?"

"Get our geneticists on double shifts and bring up all the data we have our former operative, Miranda Lawson. Also, put all of our research into creating alien STDs and subliminal mind control into Priority Alpha. Same for behavioral modifications and mental triggers."

"Get our files on Jack as well. See if we can't refine that biotic redefinition of metabolism project as well - albeit with a focus on changing the body's needs in a far different manner than we were planning on doing."

The Illusive Man sneered with amusement.

"These aliens said they want to see porn and they want to see Shepard sleep with all of his old crew. Luckily, we can offer them a new and improved Miranda Lawson - whether or not Miss Lawson desires to be improved or not."

Kai Leng nodded with a smile.

"Shall I assemble a strike force to collect that traitorous bitch, Sir?"

The Illusive Man lit another cigarette and smiled.

"You read my mind, Kai. Just try not to bruise her too much in transit. We need her alive and as delightfully healthy as ever."

Kai grinned nastily.

"It will be my pleasure, Sir."


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C.King - 5/28/2017 3:10 PM
Also thanks, Aspiringactor.
C.King - 5/28/2017 3:09 PM
Good. Thanks.
gothamalleyviper - 5/28/2017 3:05 PM
C.King, not really up on the Jasmine, but I hope you like the short addition to Mary Jane IGM
C.King - 5/27/2017 5:15 PM
Any opinion on or ideas for Jasmine Mary Jane?
gothamalleyviper - 5/27/2017 2:56 PM
put more hints in the forum if anyone want to toss in your thoughts that would help me with Rubber Queen
C.King - 5/27/2017 2:22 PM
I picked giving Mary Jane Jasmine's (from Angel:TS) power (instead of 24 Hour or Infinity Stones) because it is based on image. And MJ has a lot of images laying around.
JimmyKasche - 5/27/2017 11:46 AM
hmm... yeah I'll second MJ,
C.King - 5/27/2017 11:44 AM
Might try 24 hrs. Or others like Jasmine or Infinity Stones or etc...
gothamalleyviper - 5/27/2017 11:37 AM
Honestly I wonder what MJ Watson would do with 24 hours of god like power.
C.King - 5/27/2017 11:18 AM
Which of these ladies would you like to see with god like power more? Ivy or Harley? Cat Grant, Lois Lane or MJ Watson?



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