Logan normally stood at a height of 1.6 meters or 5’3” on the New York State drivers licenses. Right now he was about four centimeters shorter from being stomped by big green again. He walked into the mansion as was caught off guard.
“Daddy!” Laura jumped onto Logan and kissed him on the check, “I’m so glad you’re home!”
Logan looked at his clone and almost didn’t recognize her. Instead of the normal Goth look she was dressed in the School Girl’s uniform and had on only light girly makeup. She got down and smiled then turned and started running off while looking back and waving.
“Sorry Daddy, but I have to get to class!” She called, “I can’t be late!”
Logan was left speechless for a moment. It was then that he heard the shouting from the balcony above the entrance hall. Emma Frost was chasing one of the Stepford Cuckoos
“I hate you! Leave me alone!” the Cuckcoo shouted.
“Esme Please!” Emma shouted, “I love you! I didn’t give up on you, I mourned you! I’m your mother!”
Logan furrowed his brow at the sight and watched as they disappeared down the hall. The noise continued as Kitty Pyrde and Professor Xavier came into the main hallway.
“Logan!” Kitty said strutting up to him, “Thank god you’re here! Do you still have the motorcycle Stark gave you?”
She reached throw his jacket and into the pocket and pulled out the key. She then walked throw him and passed throw the closed door.
“Quite a bit has happened while you were out playing with Doctor Banner’s id,” Professor Xavier smiled.
“I’m beginning to think I should have stayed to go another twelve rounds with Hulk Smash,” Logan was cut off by the sound of his motorcycle starting up.
“Logan, we both know you only went ten rounds with the Hulk,” Professor Xavier smiled, “It seems that the former Stepford Cuckoos Esme and Sophie have returned from the dead. They seem to have been detached from their sisters and are more then capable of hiding their thoughts from all but the most powerful and direct psychic probe. Emma has been devastated by their seeming hatred of her for declaring them dead.”
“You know they are buried out back Chuck,” Logan said, “What the hell happened to Laura?”
“Jean Grey,” Xavier smiled, “She along with Jubilee have become good friends with Jean Grey and they are all acting like proper young ladies. I had a conversation with Laura yesterday and she moved into the room with Jean and Jubilee.”
“Still weird,” Logan sighed, “How long have the Cuckoos been back from the dead?”
“Two days,” Xavier looked upstairs, “They have been spitting venom at just about everyone since. Kitty will be back, she just needs to take some time to herself. Many people are complaining to her about the girls and their mother. Logan are you shorter?”
“Yeah, big green stomped me like that Mario video game. The cartilage spacers haven’t fully popped back yet,” Logan rolled his eyes.
Xavier rolled off to his office and Logan made his way toward his room. Along the way he saw Hope.
“You’re back!” Hope looked up from the papers she was grading on a coffee table, “Logan are you…”
“Yeah!” Logan sighed, “I’ll be back to normal in a day or so. I hear things have been weird the last few days.”
“Logan, one of my student’s is my adoptive Grandmother,” Hope looked him in the eyes, “My father hasn’t been born yet, I share a room with an Aunt that isn’t supposed to exist. That’s just my family situation here in lovely Xavier School for Gifted Youth. You can give yourself an migraine just thinking about it.”
“Sounds like you have a few times.”
“Yeah,” Hope looked back down at her papers, “Are you going to ask about your family?”
“Chuck said she is trying to be like Jean,” Logan scratched his head.
“I almost think that they are becoming a new set of Cuckoos,” Hope looked up, “And while Emma chases after the dead girls, the three-in-one are being sucked in by Jean too.”
“I need a nap, I’ll talk to you later,” Logan said.
***
It was the Hellfire club, Scott was lobotomized by Jean the Black Queen and now she turned her attention to Logan. But this time instead of tossing him across the room, she pulled down his pants with her mind. The fight stopped around them, and she strutted up towards him and throw him to the ground. She pulled her panties down and crawled on top of him. She mounted him and started to ride him cowgirl style.
“This is what you want isn’t it Logan,” Jean’s voice said.
She leaned in a kissed him. He could feel her body change, she was becoming the teenaged Jean Grey.
“Admit it Logan, you still want me, even as a child, you dirty old man.”
The girl on top of him leaned back laughed. It was Laura!
Logan woke in a cold sweat! The teenaged Jean, Laura, what the hell was wrong with him!
“Hay Logan,” Jubilee said.
Logan looked over, Jubilee stood in the door way, she was dressed in a pressed blouse and knee length skirt. She smiled her predatory smile as her fangs flashed.
“What’s up with you?”
“I figured that people might not take me as such a threat if I looked and appeared to be old fashioned and innocent,” Jubilee shrugged.
“People are worried about you,” Logan said.
“Hope is paranoid that she will become a vampire if she spends to long next to me,” Jubilee smiled, “Jean believes that I can be a good girl and wants to help in any way she can.”
“What?” Logan said.
“She volunteered her blood for me,” Jubilee breathed, “Beast did the blood draw; it was all clinical. A smart ass got a cardboard box from McDonalds and now I have a Happy Meal in the fridge. You ok? You called out Jean’s name and the then Laura’s.”