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Harems galore.

by Shendude
Storyline Random Romance
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Previous Chapter Somewhere on Olympus

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Eros had given his plan some thought. The best way to shake things up, to make the romances of this new world unconventional was to see to it they defied societies monogamous convention. And of course, he wanted them to be truly random. And so, he set up two jars, one containing the names of men, and one containing the names of women. He stuck a hand in the first jar and withdrew a single name. Then he stuck a hand in the second jar and pulled out a handful of names.

Then he laid the names out, eager to see which lucky man was going to get a harem, and which women would compose it.

"Let's see. Reed Richards, or Mr. Fantastic..today's your lucky day. And the ladies you will be spending the rest of your life with are...Zatanna, Clea, Scarlet Witch, Circe, and Amora the Enchantress. Hah! The ultimate man of science shall have a harem of sorceresses! Delightful! Let's see what else we can do..."

Once again, his hands darted to the jars, drawing a single name from the men and a handful from the women.

"Brainiac, hmm, giving an evil robot a sex life, what could be more amusing than that. And his concubines shall be...Spider-Woman, Cheetah, Vixen, and Tigra. All with animal powers. Deliciously ironic."

And then...

"Thor, getting Black Bat, Ravager, X-23, and Scorpion. An immortal daddy's-boy getting four teenage assassins with daddy issues? That's...wait."

Eros sat and thought for a moment. "Three draws, three ironically themed harems. It seems fate does not wish me to be truly random. Well, who am I to argue with fate?"

(OOC: The "Scorpion" being referred to is the green-haired girl who may or may not be Bruce Banner's daughter)


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January - 12/20/2014 2:59 AM
I love this Medieval Madness line. Might think of trying to add on to it, but I've never posted an episode on this site...
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 10:05 PM
ES, look for a doctor in the fish
ESchorcho - 12/18/2014 10:00 PM
GAV, I loved the chapter. I did like the Diana/Lois interaction. Still can't believe I did that. What is going to happen in the ceremony? Want to continue this in the message board?
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 9:34 PM
I am wondering if the same people are posting twisted Disney Princess stories here http://www.pinterest.com/pin/552746554236351206/
gothamalleyviper - 12/18/2014 9:31 PM
@ ES, I did incorporate it, I hope you like where I took the rest of the cast throw the morning.
ESchorcho - 12/18/2014 9:16 PM
gothamalleyviper, I messed up on my Lois Human Sacrifice chapter in Rubber Queen. It should have come after your Human Sacrifice chapter. Can't believe I did that.
colleem - 12/18/2014 11:25 AM
Susan´s dream is online. I will try to write Tony´s dream until Saturday. If someone want to write with CC and me in this Story just tell it :) We are talking about Email for better planing
gothamalleyviper - 12/17/2014 8:42 PM
I am about half way throw the chapter for Rubberqueen, and plotted out the "Wedding Chapter", but I keep getting interupted by my life AFK. I kind of want the Warhamer can from 63 Joker and go play "Whack-a-Joe"
colleem - 12/17/2014 2:14 PM
Oprimus... dont you think that it is a bit... unfair to post empty chapters?
ESchorcho - 12/17/2014 7:34 AM
gothamalleyviper, do you need any help with Rubber Queen? Let me know. If you want to start a discussion in the Message Board I would be willing to talk.



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