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Eros had given his plan some thought. The best way to shake things up, to make the romances of this new world unconventional was to see to it they defied societies monogamous convention. And of course, he wanted them to be truly random. And so, he set
up two jars, one containing the names of men, and one containing the names of women. He stuck a hand in the first jar and withdrew a single name. Then he stuck a hand in the second jar and pulled out a handful of names.
Then he laid the names out, eager to see which lucky man was going to get a harem, and which women would compose it.
"Let's see. Reed Richards, or Mr. Fantastic..today's your lucky day. And the ladies you will be spending the rest of your life with are...Zatanna, Clea, Scarlet Witch, Circe, and Amora the Enchantress. Hah! The ultimate man of science shall have a harem of
sorceresses! Delightful! Let's see what else we can do..."
Once again, his hands darted to the jars, drawing a single name from the men and a handful from the women.
"Brainiac, hmm, giving an evil robot a sex life, what could be more amusing than that. And his concubines shall be...Spider-Woman, Cheetah, Vixen, and Tigra. All with animal powers. Deliciously ironic."
"Thor, getting Black Bat, Ravager, X-23, and Scorpion. An immortal daddy's-boy getting four teenage assassins with daddy issues? That's...wait."
Eros sat and thought for a moment. "Three draws, three ironically themed harems. It seems fate does not wish me to be truly random. Well, who am I to argue with fate?"
(OOC: The "Scorpion" being referred to is the green-haired girl who may or may not be Bruce Banner's daughter)
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- Captain America gets a harem of exotic foreginers (Talia, Viper, Fire, Psylocke, Black Widow, Cheshire)
- Wolverine gets a harem of statuesque stunners (Big Barda, She-Hulk, Giganta, Thundra) (Open)
- Ra's Al Ghul gets a harem of perky teens (Miss Martian, Pixie, Squirrel Girl, Mary Marvel) (Open)
- The Toad gets a harem of dominant females (Power Girl, Ms Marvel, Emma Frost, Wonder Woman, Catwoman and the Goblin Queen (Open)
- Spiderman gets a harem of schoolgirls and teachers (Emma Frost, Jean Grey, MJ, Felicia, Gwen, Ava Ayala,5 stepford cuckoos, rouge, kitty, Pixie, firestar) (Open)
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Gorel - 2/20/2017 6:00 PM
"Something, something cow joke!" "Something, something, sexual innuendo, something cow joke."
Gorel - 2/20/2017 5:57 PM
"Y'all think you can handle this much beef?" Poses for the heroes. "You can't handle these whoppers!"
gothamalleyviper - 2/20/2017 5:48 PM
A call up to the bridge reporting a fight: "We have Udder Madness in the Birthing Bays!"
Gorel - 2/20/2017 5:28 PM
Why the opening scene could have these ladies show up and ask. "Hey buckaroo, wanna rodeo ride?"
Gorel - 2/20/2017 4:58 PM
What's wrong with puns? I mean heck they write themselves.
LesLes - 2/20/2017 4:45 PM
@kingofthefarmyard1, enjoyed your chapter :-)
gothamalleyviper - 2/20/2017 3:27 PM
Gorel, My mother would respond to that with "Oh the puns!"
Gorel - 2/20/2017 3:14 PM
Can't go wrong with cow-girl.
gothamalleyviper - 2/20/2017 1:49 PM
Question for all of you; What species of animal would you like to see as a sexy little bit furry alien?
noname002j - 2/19/2017 3:54 PM
No luck. I tried that multiple times and keep getting an error message when I resubmit. It says there no room on the disk.
I'll keep trying, but if it doesn't work in a couple days, I'll just have try reposting it again.
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